Star Rant, Return of the Jada

[Caryh 5,206]

Tiff must have cameras thru the house, saw me napping, and woke me up...

She didn't install a head nodding sensor?

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

1. I contemplate trading Mrs. T-B. for one or more rubias when she keeps throwing those infernal bell peppers into everything, ick man. Of course, I contemplate trading her for one or more rubias anytime, see man.*

2. This is Mrs. T-B.'s warped rationale, too, blecccccch and sigh man.

*Note for X-Man: A rubia is a blonde, see man. There are constantly Many (6) in my imaginary harem.

Someone's response was LPoP and therefore unread, no see man. A codpiece is like a medieval jockstrap, and handy for storing one's hanky, spare change, fountain pens, and other items, oj tak.

1. Did you tell her you don't like them?

You must have a lot of room in your codpiece to be storing all that stuff in there.

[Caryh 5,206]

1. Did you tell her you don't like them?

You must have a lot of room in your codpiece to be storing all that stuff in there.

Components normally stored there, must have been handed over to Mrs TB.

[JTB11 1,079]

fun read post-workout thanks

[Ontarkie 14,236]

Wait...sorry Stretch lol....

http://www.thestreet.com/video/12727221/top-10-dumbest-states-in-america-from-tennessee-to-west-virginia.html

Arkansas = second dumbest state in the history of mankind lol

This is not surprising at all

[TBoneTX 45,361]

And of course Tiff wakes me up from my nap....

Yet another reason for divorce, no zzz man.

[Caryh 5,206]

Yet another reason for divorce, no zzz man.

You never should have let your wife become an Amerikana Citizen. You will forever pay for that in missing sleep.

Nice Mod work in the changes in family area.

[TBoneTX 45,361]

Tiff must have cameras thru the house, saw me napping, and woke me up...

Jada wouldn't have done this to you, no man. Good, GOOD Jada!

But mainly future descendants

Is this a sperm-of-the-moment realization, huh man?

1. Did you tell her you don't like them?

2. You must have a lot of room in your codpiece to be storing all that stuff in there.

1. Mrs. T-B., and arguably All or Most or Many women, have selective hearing when it comes to What Men Eat, sigh ma'am.

2. It's an industrial-sized codpiece, capable of holding what (one imagines) a medium-sized women's purse would hold, except all-man-stuff, si man. Besides the chief content, there are hand- and power-tools somewhere in there, along with expired credit cards, etc., whee man.

[JTB11 1,079]

I think pom pom might vomit soon...piece of cheese fell on the floor as I was cleaning some more...she inhaled it....dummy.

dental update:

I brush 7 times a day...becoming slightly obsessive...not that it will help much *grumble*

also, I dyed (spelling ?) my hair lighter color...there is not much difference just my straw blond streaks became all over strawberry blond color. *pats own back* Me no like salon hair coloring ....well...never did it.

Edited May 30, 2014 by JTB11

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

dental update:

I brush 7 times a day...becoming slightly obsessive...not that it will help much *grumble*

also, I dyed (spelling ?) my hair lighter color...there is not much difference just my straw blond streaks became all over strawberry blond color. *pats own back* Me no like salon hair coloring ....well...never did it.

7 times a day? Wouldn't that be bad for your teeth?

I had my fillings on my front teeth fixed this morning and had them polished. They look pretty again, finally.

[Caryh 5,206]

I think pom pom might vomit soon...piece of cheese fell on the floor as I was cleaning some more...she inhaled it....dummy.

One of dogs is like a hoover vacuum to anything that hits the floor. And she'll eat anything, including bell peppers. She'll place herself right under the cutting board while in use waiting for anything to hit the floor. This includes fruits and veggies. She even loves green mango, and has more than once scarfed down an entire green mango which was sliced and left unattended.

[TBoneTX 45,361]

1. You never should have let your wife become an Amerikana Citizen. You will forever pay for that in missing sleep.

2. Nice work in the changes in family area.

1. For X-Man's initial benefit and as a reminder to all, see and hear* man:

*Sung to the tune of La Cucaracha (The Cockroach), see man

Ciudada-NA America-NA (si man si man):

Puede esposo joder;

Ciudada-NA, ciudada-NA (sigh man sigh man) --

Americana siempre!

En ingles, yes hombre:

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Female American citizen (si man si man):

Able to nag husband;

Female citizen, female citizen (sigh man sigh man) --

American female always!

2. A company-man's work is never done, no man.

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Many. Friday GS/ES report, see man:

Because of rain predicted for Saturday, attended one GS ("garage sale," X-Man) and one ES ("estate sale," X-Man) this morn, si man.

At the GS, found a large bath-towel for $1, whee man.

At the ES, got a bag of Many (3) warshcloths*, an office scissors, a mostly full can of hair-spray for Mrs. T-B., a mostly full can of mosquito repellant for me (but to be co-opted by Mrs. T-B.), a half-full jug of Amdro crystals to kill hormigas del fuego (fire ants), and nearly Many (3) packs of cocktail napkins, all for $2, si man.

Total out-of-pocket cost was therefore only $Many, whee man.

Only drawback to either was seeing, at the ES, my loudest-mouthed cousin, who will most certainly squeal to Mrs. T-B. and probably also Mama T-B. that T-B. was at an ES instead of already at work, squeal and sigh man.

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Many. Today is probably the last certain weekday that I'll be on during non-vampire hours. This PSA (prostate-specific antigen) was brought to you for the benefit of TOEFLklar, who has carte blanche (that's French or Sardinian for tarjeta blanca) to cast, nay hurl, insults, or merely to hurl as has done X-Man, si man.

Edited May 30, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,361]

1. I brush 7 times a day

2. I dyed (spelling ?) my hair lighter color

1. You brush Many times a day? Just like Mrs. T-B., sigh man. (Invest in toothpaste stock, $i man.)

2. Just go all-rubia and make it official that All Men will go ape for you, si ma'am. Meanwhile, fotos or it didn't happen, no man.

They look pretty

Fotos or it didn't happen, no ma'am.

Edited May 30, 2014 by TBoneTX

[NikLR 13,227]

I think hubs needs a little t-bone pushed into his skull. The instant we're able to put something in savings, he wants to spend it. /sigh man Then of course when I say, can it wait until next pay check? (So essentially the first time I've ever said "not right now") He proceeds to whine about it and tries to convince me. At which point I say "whatever you want, whatever makes you happy, I just think it could wait a couple weeks."

He only asks because it's a big purchase. Anything under $500 he likely wouldn't say anything. I'm betting he already spend the money and was asking my opinion after the fact.

[SAT 9,609]

Trophies gum and tooth pic now....