Star Rant, Return of the Jada

[Merrytooth 5,748]

Mmmm... gotta be careful with the booze (he's not real/she's not real), but I was of the mindset that nice people can be met anywhere, si and see ma'am.

How do you get to meet pretty Mrs TB?

Hopefully not at Garage sale

[TBoneTX 45,330]

The money in Trophie's wallet never saw daylight I tell ya.....

Chica after my own heart, sigh man...

the oldest better have past the civic test.

Per Mrs. T-B., the answers are "Perry Ellis," "the Wart of 1512," "John F.K.," and "chocolate ice cream," see man.

1- No that would be Tarklar....

2- may be the boy doesn't wanna be American....

3- That would be Cinderella....

1. Whee and we, man.

2. He is from Canadia...

Many. No, man; that would be Many, willyoueverlearnmath man.

Edited May 29, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,330]

first part of his GED exam tonight

Answers same as above, see ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,330]

They both passed

I shall tell Mrs. T-B. that they studied her answers, whee man.

oath ceremony

he always has to be a pain

Utter a few oaths in his direction, D ma'am.

Ok going to take a nap, way too much stress for mom.

You need stress as an excuse to nap, huh ma'am?!

[TBoneTX 45,330]

sick in bed after getting sent home

Did you get sent home because you were sick in bed, or are you sick in bed because you got sent home? Inquiring minds want to know, si man.

10cent + 3cent is equivalent to 23cent off per gallon.

I normally save about $5

10-Cents Off Gallon of Gas (50 gallon max.)

5cent off for every $50 cub foods purchase, and they take up to 10cent off coupon.

[huge sigh, man] Math corrections:

Manycent + Manycent is equivalent to Manycent off per gallon.

You normally save about $Many.

Many-Cents Off Gallon of Gas (Many gallon max.)

Manycent off for every $Many cub foods purchase, and they take up to Manycent off coupon.

Bad Toothy! Bad, BAD Toothy!

Are you your own enemy?

Sounds like he needs to administer his own enema, squirt man.

[Asia 2,498]

Ah-hah, like this:

That is Polish, right?

Yes, this is Polish.

But is that cursive?

[shippingforecast 126]

Did you get sent home because you were sick in bed, or are you sick in bed because you got sent home? Inquiring minds want to know, si man.

Sick at work, sent home, got into bed, feeling sick, then was sick in the bed, and on myself, and then sick in the toilet several times, and had to burn my pyjamas, si(ck) man.

[Asia 2,498]

Not the LP o my P, oj nie. Bad Asia! Bad, BAD Asia!

Worse Jada! Worse, WORSE Jada!

LOL

I'm afraid you're the minority here, T-Bone!

[Ontarkie 14,234]

Yes, this is Polish.

But is that cursive?

Thee middle row of letters is cursive

[TBoneTX 45,330]

1. I sent one of my employees home for having norovirus, looks like she gave it to me before she left.

2. Been kissing porcelain ever since.

Many. 5000 mile gap

Many. my wife is helping out by having groceries and supplies shipped to me.

1. You made her mad for sending her home, see man. Or, she's generous.

2. [translation to British] By Jove, I'm banished to the Water Closet.

Many. [education in Polish math] Many-mile gap

Many. She & you have a lot to learn about marriage, see man & ma'am. Mrs. T-B. is more likely to say, "The maid has left. Find your own dinner."

Pictures or it didn't happen, oj nie.

Edited May 29, 2014 by TBoneTX

[Asia 2,498]

Sick at work, sent home, got into bed, feeling sick, then was sick in the bed, and on myself, and then sick in the toilet several times, and had to burn my pyjamas, si(ck) man.

I'm sure that this detailed explanation filled T-Bone's curiosity completely

[shippingforecast 126]

1. You made her mad for sending her home, see man. Or, she's generous.

2. [translation to British] By Jove, I'm banished to the Water Closet.

Many. [education in Polish math] Many-mile gap

Many. She & you have a lot to learn about marriage, see man & ma'am. Mrs. T-B. is more likely to say, "The maid has left. Find your own dinner."

That's the first time I've laughed properly for two days. Thank you T-Bone.

I'm sure that this detailed explanation filled T-Bone's curiosity completely

I just didn't want to leave any too for further questions. I'm a pretty thorough guy.

[TBoneTX 45,330]

So I still don't know what a cursive is

But you know math, oj tak!

Can someone suggest an anti-vomit food?

Kaopectate, in quantity.

I feel so dumb asking all these questions

But you know math, oj tak!

[Asia 2,498]

Thee middle row of letters is cursive

Thank you!

Finally somebody understood my question and gave me an answer I did understand

So over here children are still being taught cursive writing and that's the begining of learning their own style of writing

Pictures or it didn't happen, oj nie.

Pictures of what?

I just didn't want to leave any too for further questions. I'm a pretty thorough guy.

And that's much appreciated in here

[TBoneTX 45,330]

Ah-hah, like this: That is Polish, right?

[stunned tone] Polish has... Many letters, gosh man and oj tak!

....want a cupcake ?

Are you volunteering to be my little cupcake? Mrs. T-B. and TOEFLklar will both be displeased, see ma'am.

How do you get to meet pretty Mrs TB?

Hopefully not at Garage sale

Fotos or it didn't happen, no ma'am.

Sick at work, sent home, got into bed, feeling sick, then was sick in the bed, and on myself, and then sick in the toilet several times, and had to burn my pyjamas, si(ck) man.

[disgusted tone] Well, that's just sick, you sicko! [psychologist's tone] You seem to be in a rut, my son. We all have choices as to how we react to a given situation.

LOL

I'm afraid you're the minority here, T-Bone!

LPoP and unread, oj nie & tak (I always wanted to say that).

I may be a minority, but you're bad and Jada's worse (or you both were), see ma'am and oj tak!