Star Rant, Return of the Jada

[Ontarkie 14,265]

Stretch you're up early

Little guy woke up sister, so now I wait till I wake up big sister and then little guy goes back to sleep and so will I.

[Caryh 5,206]

OK so we're driving back from Chicago, and in the middle of nowhere Wisconsin. We had a bunch of food left over from eating at restaurants in Chicago, and our plan had been to stop for lunch somewhere nice on the return trip. A suddenly the skies just open up. I mean start looking for a guy building an arc downpour. So we're crawling along on the freeway, like the few other cars on the freeway, you could see maybe 30 feet max. I decide we might as well pull off and eat in the car until the storm passes over, but as we get to the end of the exit, nothing is there, just roads and trees. So I'm following the road and finally out of the rain I see a sign, 24 hour truck parking, and pull into the place. As we get further into the parking lot, there's the building, and in big bright letters Exoctic Sex Super Store! Well what the heck, we park, we eat, we get the heck out of there. So we're enjoying our lunch, and the rain is getting easier, you can actually see a decent distance now. There's a number of cars parked around the building, and a few big trucks in the lot to.

My wife and I keep laughing about where we happened to stop and suddenly a guy pushing a motorcycle comes right up to our car. I kind of ignore him, thinking he's going to go into the building and suddenly he knocks on our window looking to get a jump. I just kind of go, ah OK sure, but I'm not going out in the rain, and he goes no problem just pop your hood. So my wife an I are just cracking up as this is getting more and more absurd. And the guy start explaining he got caught in the rain and had to pull in here. I'm thinking like ah yeah, sure you were. As the guy is totally dry on the front and just starting to get wet on his back while he hunches over in the rain to connect up the jumper cables. Had he been caught in the rain, he would have been soaked on the front side to. So the guy gets his jump and takes off, we finish our lunch and decide its time to get back on the road again. Not exactly our planned lunch stop, but certainly one good for some laughs and memories.

Little guy woke up sister, so now I wait till I wake up big sister and then little guy goes back to sleep and so will I.

Should have let the little guy wake up the big sister.

[Ontarkie 14,265]

OK so we're driving back from Chicago, and in the middle of nowhere Wisconsin. We had a bunch of food left over from eating at restaurants in Chicago, and our plan had been to stop for lunch somewhere nice on the return trip. A suddenly the skies just open up. I mean start looking for a guy building an arc downpour. So we're crawling along on the freeway, like the few other cars on the freeway, you could see maybe 30 feet max. I decide we might as well pull off and eat in the car until the storm passes over, but as we get to the end of the exit, nothing is there, just roads and trees. So I'm following the road and finally out of the rain I see a sign, 24 hour truck parking, and pull into the place. As we get further into the parking lot, there's the building, and in big bright letters Exoctic Sex Super Store! Well what the heck, we park, we eat, we get the heck out of there. So we're enjoying our lunch, and the rain is getting easier, you can actually see a decent distance now. There's a number of cars parked around the building, and a few big trucks in the lot to.

My wife and I keep laughing about where we happened to stop and suddenly a guy pushing a motorcycle comes right up to our car. I kind of ignore him, thinking he's going to go into the building and suddenly he knocks on our window looking to get a jump. I just kind of go, ah OK sure, but I'm not going out in the rain, and he goes no problem just pop your hood. So my wife an I are just cracking up as this is getting more and more absurd. And the guy start explaining he got caught in the rain and had to pull in here. I'm thinking like ah yeah, sure you were. As the guy is totally dry on the front and just starting to get wet on his back while he hunches over in the rain to connect up the jumper cables. Had he been caught in the rain, he would have been soaked on the front side to. So the guy gets his jump and takes off, we finish our lunch and decide its time to get back on the road again. Not exactly our planned lunch stop, but certainly one good for some laughs and memories.

Should have let the little guy wake up the big sister.

Wow guy on the bike sounds scary, you should of kept driving.

Big sister sleeps in her own room, the little ones are in my bed. I would prefer the tornado to be in her own bed but that still is not working.

[SAT 9,609]

Wow guy on the bike sounds scary, you should of kept driving.

na he was just horny

[Caryh 5,206]

Wow guy on the bike sounds scary, you should of kept driving.

na he was just horny

Nah, the guy on the bike wasn't scary at all. Just seemed like a middle aged guy who stopped to get some porn. Or lord knows what else can be obtained there. What I thought was curious, is he kept jumper cables with his motorcycle. It was one a Honda Goldwing, so it had a trunk and side bags. I'm assuming the dead battery was a regular occurrence, as he wasn't shy about coming up looking for a jump.

[SAT 9,609]

Nah, the guy on the bike wasn't scary at all. Just seemed like a middle aged guy who stopped to get some porn. Or lord knows what else can be obtained there. What I thought was curious, is he kept jumper cables with his motorcycle. It was one a Honda Goldwing, so it had a trunk and side bags. I'm assuming the dead battery was a regular occurrence, as he wasn't shy about coming up looking for a jump.

so when he saw you he said....."Hey Cary, hows it going man? haven't seen you in a couple of weeks, where ya been?"

And you turned and said to your wife: "I swear I never seen this guy in my life"

[Caryh 5,206]

so when he saw you he said....."Hey Cary, hows it going man? haven't seen you in a couple of weeks, where ya been?"

And you turned and said to your wife: "I swear I never seen this guy in my life"

He even asked about my Malaysian wife, but I said I pawned her off on some Chinaman in NYC.

[Asia 2,498]

Not sure if you all will be able to see it, but seeing this video made me go: awwwww...

[Asia 2,498]

He even asked about my Malaysian wife, but I said I pawned her off on some Chinaman in NYC.

He probably though you got her from that Exoctic Sex Super Store

[Caryh 5,206]

He probably though you got her from that Exoctic Sex Super Store

Maybe he was wondering if I was done with her?

[Asia 2,498]

Maybe he was wondering if I was done with her?

LOL

Maybe he was too shy to ask it she was cheap

[Caryh 5,206]

LOL

Maybe he was too shy to ask it she was cheap

She was cheap when still in the Philippines. There's a lot of value added costs now that she's here

[Asia 2,498]

She was cheap when still in the Philippines. There's a lot of value added costs now that she's here

So did you tell him that he shouldn't buy any exotic beauty in that shop?

[Caryh 5,206]

So did you tell him that he shouldn't buy any exotic beauty in that shop?

He may be able to for all I know, I wasn't inside the shop. I just saw a few guys running between their vehicles and the shop besides him. I debated taking the wife in, but we had a lot of miles left to drive.

[JTB11 1,079]

Asia...what kind of chocolate do you like.