Star Rant, Return of the Jada

[NikLR 13,227]

I have, on occasion, thought about doing smashing my face as well, but smashed my fists instead. That's why I had a $10 keyboard after I broke the $130 one. Lesson learned. Hit desk... hurts more, but costs less! Shouldn't hit anything but sometimes a little physical pain helps with the emotional. Since I'm over emotional... well. You know the rest.

Oh you are on a laptop.. yeah I hate laptop keyboards.

PS...

Went to Landry's for early supper. Very tasty. Brought home most of food as we ordered an appetizer and don't normally. YAY lunch tomorrow! New Orleans BBQ shrimp was omg good.

[Darnell 8,478]

ya...he ate in the bedroom. I had made myself salad already since there was nothing to eat besides hot dogs and ate before hand. *shrugs* Kinda wish MIL woulda made a salad and kinda acted a little nicer but I guess she does not do well with events like this hence the alcohol. eh. whatever.

Here in 'Merica -

this 'whatever' bit that you wrote of -

gets transposed into

very acceptable (by your peers and Law Enforcement)

mayhem....

What's preventing you from enabling/instilling mayhem in yer environs? How may I help you?

[Merrytooth 5,748]

How may I help you?

Employ her since you have many many millions?

[JTB11 1,079]

What's preventing you from enabling/instilling mayhem in yer environs? How may I help you?

they came..they ate..they left...moving on. They all got major issues....

my food was awesome....is all that matters. I rock. *bow*

[Darnell 8,478]

I ask again - how may I help you ?

Since my question is seemingly ignored - I try again..........

jada - you immigrated into a white-trash family with no real hope of resolution on levels that are meaningful.

Since I possess a knowledge of your demographic and know of the diaspora)from 270 years prior)-- humans that landed in my county 100 years ago ----

I offer up my assistance to you - to get the #### out of that zip-code - and into my zip code. or at least my county - where arrainged marriages still occur between uscitizen males and Czech-born-females ---

I can offer you college educated males - with land (20 to 500 acres) and farming skills - that speak czech - french - spanish and english ---- in your age range -----

that have the basic skills you seek (sans any electronic gaming S_H_I_T) and are competent humans- males even -................

What say you?

[sure - it's hotter in South-Texas - but that's not the point ]

Edited May 26, 2014 by Darnell

[JTB11 1,079]

Employ her since you have many many millions?

lol I am sure I will find a job eventually. It will take time but I will find a place. Going to take these months to do things I wouldn't have time to do otherwise...I have practiced my cooking a lot so that's a plus and I can work out more now since it is not cold which is good and get back in shape as it is badly badly needed.

Bank interview tomorrow taking more resumes along with me and dropping it off at random places in the area.

it will happen

[JTB11 1,079]

I ask again - how may I help you ?

you can start by figuring out why I cannot send you a PM lol I was going to comment on something you had said earlier but it was long and I did not feel like it necessarily needed to be public since it was a "btw" comment.

[Merrytooth 5,748]

you can start by figuring out why I cannot send you a PM lol I was going to comment on something you had said earlier but it was long and I did not feel like it necessarily needed to be public since it was a "btw" comment.

Darnell does not do PM

[JTB11 1,079]

Darnell does not do PM

I figured that too

it is fine though ....it was not that important just a btw

Edited May 27, 2014 by JTB11

[Darnell 8,478]

you can start by figuring out why I cannot send you a PM lol I was going to comment on something you had said earlier but it was long and I did not feel like it necessarily needed to be public since it was a "btw" comment.

Easy-peasy - study line 1 of my profile.

Yes - that means you have to be on a PC [macs suck - handphones are useless - tablets are feckless wonders that no NOT meet the basic spec]

and then ..............

click on my name or avatar .............

and read LINE ONE of my profile.

don't want to do that? contact me via the last line of my profile. Cannot see [you cannot see] the last line of my profile UNLESS and UNTIL you use a M_F'ing PC !!!!

[handphones suck here - do not use one when you are attempting to:

1---read my profile then

2---find my contact-ing info

] ] ]

[JTB11 1,079]

Easy-peasy - study line 1 of my profile.

Yes - that means you have to be on a PC [macs suck - handphones are useless - tablets are feckless wonders that no NOT meet the basic spec]

lol.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

This is what I imagine Darnell's brain to be like:

Or this

[JTB11 1,079]

http://s33.photobucket.com/user/janabaslik/slideshow/Memorial%20Day%2026-5-2014

that is all the pics I got for today

[Darnell 8,478]

j - i am sad that none of these photos contain males of the species ....

wearing thongs.

#######? i mean - i know you live in a 'standard dysfucntional family' in the USA - so the thongs and t-backs abound for the males that claim that address - but .........

still........

I am shocked you not be more diligent for photo acquisitition.

p - the f'ck ESS -

I have no idea what the f peanut butter fun cake is -

but

yer photo of it leads me to believe

that

you have artistic tendencies

yet

you are stuck inside a clan of dolts.

I ask again - how may I help you?

Edited May 27, 2014 by Darnell

[JTB11 1,079]

j - i am sad that none of these photos contain males of the species ....

wearing thongs.

#######? i mean - i know you live in a 'standard dysfucntional family' in the USA - so the thongs and t-backs abound for the males that claim that address - but .........

still........

I am shocked you not be more diligent for photo acquistition.

no thongs ! but I can wait in the morning before MIL goes to work and take a pic of her covered in a big towel straight from the shower....