Star Rant, Return of the Jada

[Darnell 8,478]

oh - so it's a fun morning for you to be followed up with pain and suffering in the evening time.

Got it.

any news of the cattle prods ?

low and slow is the right way to cook the meats.... yay !

[Novembro 1,763]

Right now I've got the ribs on (5 racks) low and slow.

Share.

[JTB11 1,079]

chicken rub ready, BBQ sauce cooked, grilled bread tomato salad ready...still missing the chocolate peanut butter fun cake but I am gonna leave that to later if i feel like it.

[SAT 9,609]

Do they have good pizza in China.

When I went from Japan to NY I was astounded by all the food I met. So much more diversity. I enjoyed good that I wouldn't have in Japan eg cheese. However the Japanese food in NY was #######

That's because the nipponese restaurants here are all owned by fooks.....

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Come by, bring Aliban and the mutts......

chicken rub ready, BBQ sauce cooked, grilled bread tomato salad ready...still missing the chocolate peanut butter fun cake but I am gonna leave that to later if i feel like it.

Wait til you see the cake that I got.....

[Novembro 1,763]

chicken rub ready, BBQ sauce cooked, grilled bread tomato salad ready...still missing the chocolate peanut butter fun cake but I am gonna leave that to later if i feel like it.

Yummmmmmy.

[Darnell 8,478]

Wait til you see the cake that I got.....

You'd have street cred if'n that line read ----"Let me show you the photos of the cake that Tiffany baked".

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

You'd have street cred if'n that line read ----"Let me show you the photos of the cake that Tiffany baked".

Though, seriously....

We are making simple hamburgers, corn, some grilled veggies on the grill tonight. Yummy!

[JTB11 1,079]

finished grilling the chicken and salad is plated and cake is done cooling.

I am in the room now because MIL invited that b...tch and her family (hubs bro) who told me to move out 2nd week I was here.

I am being nice - she did not even look at me or talk to me and MIL is avoiding me too in order to show support to her and her son ..she started drinking this morning though so who knows why she is being sour face. Still... azz...es. Now they are eating, hubs is still playing his games....Man...whatever...food came out well. The only person who talked to me was FIL

Food good though

btw hubs told me they were invited but that only his brother was coming cause she was working...failed to mention the rest I assume because I would probably not cook....but that is just me making conclusions. Might be that he did not even know since he lives in his own world...benefit of the doubt...

[JTB11 1,079]

hubs tried to make me feel better for being outcasted and he brought his plate into the bedroom to eat.

[Merrytooth 5,748]

hubs tried to make me feel better for being outcasted and he brought his plate into the bedroom to eat.

?? So he is eating in the bedroom with you?

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

?? So he is eating in the bedroom with you?

Or better yet eating her?

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Countdown continues - closing on house next Friday and moving a little less than a month later.

[JTB11 1,079]

?? So he is eating in the bedroom with you?

ya...he ate in the bedroom. I had made myself salad already since there was nothing to eat besides hot dogs and ate before hand. *shrugs* Kinda wish MIL woulda made a salad and kinda acted a little nicer but I guess she does not do well with events like this hence the alcohol. eh. whatever.

Or better yet eating her?

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Countdown continues - closing on house next Friday and moving a little less than a month later.

...uh no...and no...like no.

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wooo

[Darnell 8,478]

dissection. Note __IT__ - learn something [else you can get pissed off and go home to the land that issued yer passport ]

finished grilling the chicken and salad is plated and cake is done cooling.

I am in the room now because MIL invited that b...tch and her family (hubs bro) who told me to move out 2nd week I was here.

this is a common power struggle for/inclusive of /inadequate males issued from the inadequate mother/####### . But it becomes problematic when no one challenged them in / when it was age_appropriate. Years Pass - these useless males are still standing - unchallenged and undead or the challengers gave up/or are dead ----------- then...........

I am being nice - she did not even look at me or talk to me and MIL is avoiding me

is there any particular reason that you have not declared her to be inadequate - to her face - and noted that her efforts in raising her son - that piece of useless flesh that you married - FAILED? I ask this - as it's topical and should be used as a motive in dumping her dead body in a nearby cesspool.

.... show support to her and her son ..she started drinking this morning though so who knows why Uh - I know - tis a federal holiday and she does not have to work today........... as to her son - that husband of yours - his meal ticket isn't driving today so he stays home. I mention 'his meal ticket' as a poignant label - cause you have yet to shift over and fulfill that role of poignant label wearer

she is being sour face. Still... azz...es. Now they are eating, hubs is still playing his games....

this is a toothless male of our species - frozen in time at age 11. it was cataclysmic - nay genetically-predisposed to be killed of at age 10 or aborted at birth - by all genetic rules_in_place when he/she was born.... scamper - nowish

Man...whatever...food came out well. The only person who talked to me was FIL - that's because his parents gave him the proper skills to be adequate - the rest of the humans living at that address are flawed and need to be put down. Since it's illegal to do what I really want - I must ask - what has prevented you from procuring Chocolate-flavored-EXLAx and using it in otherwise tastie_baked_goods?

Food good though - I must

btw hubs told me they were invited but that only his brother was coming cause she was working...failed to mention the rest I assume because I would probably not cook....but that is just me making conclusions. Might be that he did not even know since he lives in his own world...benefit of the doubt...

when you are benefitting one of the doubt - on the doubt - because of the doubt -

if'n you not include any ####### stimulation - you are missing out on one of the most gratifying recompensatory bits that is/are available to you [no - not your @ss - HIS! ! ! ]

IN SUMMATION - TO DISTILL - you've got it wrong - as usual - and

I will suggest to you - that ..

we've a tonne of well-adjusted CzECH expats living in Chicago IL and in the gorgeous county of Wharton in Texas....... I learned Czech at age 13 to 15 at my school..... and there be folk who you can engage with - in my former locale.................................................

[apologies for lack of commas - my keyboard is broken]

Edited May 26, 2014 by Darnell

[NikLR 13,227]

I think Darnell's keyboard is broken from smashing his face into it out of frustration.

[Darnell 8,478]

hubs tried to make me feel better for being outcasted and he brought his plate into the bedroom to eat.

Since it wasn't your bedroom ----

you need a mogul in local law enforcement....

so......here's what you do....

1. do some research about _that_ county - find out _WHO_ is the most powerful county SHERRIF person there then.............

2. become her lover... do well at it for 3 to 4 weeks then

3. ask her to help you cover up your husband's supposed death and dismemberment. Bonus points for including his Mum - where you and the Sherriff Lady catch them both headed home in the car - from the workplace - and somehow a 250 gram bit of C4 explosive gets wired to the car ignition key [use google translate if this not make sense in English]

4. Remind the FIL to increase the insurance coverage on violent death of a spouse.

[dobrii day]

I think Darnell's keyboard is broken from smashing his face into it out of frustration.

I am 11 seconds away from jacking in a USB big keyboard to this POS thingie... I Swear. **