The US Air Force says it could fight Godzilla. That's great, but here's what Democrats would actually do

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

http://www.caintv.com/the-air-force-shares-some-hypo

Here's how it would really go:

Godzilla rises from the depths, stomps Tokyo, returns to the sea.
The next morning, Obama attends a fundraiser in Las Vegas.
Jay Carney informs us that the President has been briefed on the situation.
That night, Obama meets with his top advisers. They offer Japan assistance and assure the American public that "no option is off the table" as they consider the path forward.
Three days later our United Nations ambassador appears on the Sunday Morning talk shows and claims that the 1956 Americanized Godzilla movie starring Raymond Burr was racist and is largely to blame for the attacks.
Debbie Wasserman Schultz makes the news net rounds, reminding everyone that Godzilla only exists because America created him through environmentally destructive H-bomb testing on the Bikini Atoll.
Harry Reid warns that businesses run by the Koch Brothers, the two richest people on the planet, were one of the main factors in Godzilla's creation. Furthermore, their donations have corrupted the democratic process to such an extent that Republicans refuse to help stop the monster.
Godzilla rises from the Atlantic, destroys New York, returns to the ocean.
President Barack Obama surveys the destruction with Chris Christie. He announces that he will ask the United Nations to impose "strict" sanctions on Monster Island, just as soon as the UN finds a new building.
Debbie Wasserman Schultz appears on MSNBC. She tells everyone that George W Bush took his eye off the "Godzilla ball" for eight years, so he shares in the blame
Bill Nye The Science Guy is on CNN 24 hours a day talking about how there's a general consensus that Godzilla is the product of "climate change." Hosts wonder if the moster is responsible for the disappearance of flight 370.
PETA demands endangered species protections for Godzilla because he's "one of a kind."
Democrats begin fundraising off of the chaos. "Tell the GOP and its Tea Party Republican allies that you've had enough of Godzilla. Send us $5.00"
Godzilla rises off the coast of Florida, destroys Miami, returns to sea.
Noting the large number of illegal immigrants who were killed in the Miami attack, Lindsey Graham, Chuck Schumer, John McCain, and Marco Rubio present a comprehensive immigration reform package.
Godzilla is silent for several weeks. Obama pivots to the economy, talks about the ongoing recovery, blames Bush, and spends Christmas in Hawaii. The media lauds his steady, unwavering, resolve.
Godzilla destroys Los Angeles.
Godzilla destroys San Francisco.
UN Sanctions are finally approved.
Godzilla ignores sanctions, destroys Seattle.
Throughout all of this, the GOP leadership complains a lot, but refuses to push their own alternative. Any members who actually suggest legitimate solutions are labeled "wacko birds" and are targeted for destruction by John Boehner and Mitch McConnell.
Having accomplished his goals, Godzilla gets bored and goes home. Democrats declare victory and look to 2016.

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

[deleted-05292014 331]

I thought this was actually kind of funny Nature Boy.

here is my version:

• Godzilla rises from the depths, stomps Tokyo, returns to the sea.
• The next morning George Bush goes to a kindergarten and reads, "My pet monkey" to a bunch of kids in a classroom.
• Ari Fleischer informs us that the President did not need to be briefed on the situation because Condoleeza Rice had already told him this was going to happen a few months ago in a CIA report that she didn't think was worth mentioning titled, "ATTENTION GODZILLA is going to attack Tokyo at 21:00 hours and 2 secs."
• That evening George Bush meets with his advisers where they decide that is not a good idea to go with Vice President ####### Cheney hunting again, especially if you owe him any money.
• Ron Paul makes the Sunday morning new shows and says that Godzillia is not a threat to the U.S and that we should not get involved.
• Senator John McCain flys out to the Pacific Ocean on a fact finding mission and never returns.
• Godzilla rises from the Atlantic and destroys New York City, returns to the ocean.
• George Bush sends Michael Brown "Brownie" to New York to survey the damage a week later.
• A week later Bush fliesover the city in Air Force one....sheds a tear. Then lands and commends Brownie on doing a good job even though it is unclear what exactly he did.
• Pat Robinson and Billy Graham go on tv in a joint press conference and says that Godzillia was a miracle sent to destroy all the homosexuals living in sin in NYC.
• Godzilla rises off the coast of and occupies Saudi Arabia and threatens the worlds oil supply.
• Bush sends all military personal and forces and invades....Iraq.
• Godzilla happy now that the worlds oil supply has been severely hit, returns to sea for some R & R.
• George Bush arrives on an aircraft carrier in the Persian Gulf and declares victory.

[GandD 5,966]

So what exactly do you wish Obama would do with the Ukraine situation. Please give me a specific action you would approve.

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

I thought this was actually kind of funny Nature Boy.

here is my version:

• Godzilla rises from the depths, stomps Tokyo, returns to the sea.
• The next morning George Bush goes to a kindergarten and reads, "My pet monkey" to a bunch of kids in a classroom.
• pply has been severely hit, returns to sea for some R & R.
• George Bush arrives on an aircraft carrier in the Persian Gulf and declares victory.

How is that 7 years later so many Liberals are still convinced Bush is still President and it makes Obama's abject ineptitude tolerable.

It's like Vanilla Ice. one song is all they got

Bush also Bush also

It gets plain amusing

So what exactly do you wish Obama would do with the Ukraine situation. Please give me a specific action you would approve.

We are talking about Godzilla

You try to derail my thread with some off topic hypothetical BS again and you are reported Mister.

[deleted-05292014 331]

How is that 7 years later so many Liberals are still convinced Bush is still President and it makes Obama's abject ineptitude tolerable.

It's like Vanilla Ice. one song is all they got

Bush also Bush also

It gets plain amusing

We are talking about Godzilla

You try to derail my thread with some off topic hypothetical BS again and you are reported Mister.

For Gods sake fine

- Godzilla destroys Tokyo

- Obama calls a joint session of Congress to intervene and help.

- GOP lead Congress says No votes all measures down to assist Tokyo

- Godzilla returns to sea

- Fox news says that Godzilla is really Kenyan and possibly related to Obama.

- Darrel Issa calls a special committee to investigate if Obama had something to do with Godzilla

- Godzilla rises from the Atlantic ocean and destroys parts of New York, specifically Darrel Issas district

- Darrel Issa is really pissed off and subpoenas Eric Holder and holds him in contempt just because he's Black...and also because he may have some connection to Godzilla too.

- Godzilla then makes his way to destroy New Jersey but is caught in a traffic jam....meanwhile John Boehner secretly negotiates with Godzilla to provide him a weekly tanning session.

[Pooky 3,840]

Godzilla laughs at puny political shenanigans ... then gets hungry

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

Godzilla laughs at puny political shenanigans ... then gets hungry

now you talking BOY

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

Burned a lot of rope to this back in da day

[luckytxn 2,265]

Lol. Take out San Fran Godzilla. Yeehaw!

Godzilla laughs at puny political shenanigans ... then gets hungry

[Jacque67 7,328]

The Yanks put the d in Godzilla. It's real name is Gozilla!

[Pooky 3,840]

The Yanks put the d in Godzilla. It's real name is Gozilla!

Actually, it's real name is Dave, but don't tell the Japanese that, they'll be a little miffed.

[GandD 5,966]

Actually, it's real name is Dave, but don't tell the Japanese that, they'll be a little miffed.

Well done.