In the Kitchen with Hannibal Dexter: Rant a Fromage

[SAT 9,609]

killing you softlyyyyyy

with my postsssss

killing you

softllyyyyy

with my poooooOOOOOsSSStttSSSS

how much wine have you had tonight? ya lush....

[Novembro 1,763]

I've had three glasses, but let's just pretend I'm this weird IRL.

O wait..

[JTB11 1,079]

lawl

oh if i had three glasses....

Edited May 12, 2014 by JTB11

[Novembro 1,763]

lawl?

lawl!

WAIT WUT HAPPENS WHEN U DRINK

[JTB11 1,079]

lawl?

lawl!

WAIT WUT HAPPENS WHEN U DRINK

Usually I don't edit myself, talk even more and usually am drunk by the time first glass is done.

[Novembro 1,763]

Usually I don't edit myself, talk even more and usually am drunk by the time first glass is done.

We need to plan a night where we send the Husbands away and get hammered. Maybe pick a movie to live blog. YESSSS?

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

I adore sourdough but rye is good too....bought spelt at same stage...like the taste a lot.....might get into spelt in the future.

I like sourdough, but it seems my life has become about what my husband might actually eat. It is a difficult task. The bakery I'm going to has some bread made with spelt, I think. The problem with the weird grains, like cracked rye or something, is that they are really expensive to buy compared to alternatives. I've had to crack my own rye!

I'm thinking that I want to try http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Swedish-Rye-Bread-I

and http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Knaakkebrod-or-Nakkileipa-Scandinavian-Style-Rye-Crisp-Bread

in the near future. There is no Ikea and hence no Knakkebrod where we are moving.

[SAT 9,609]

so Tiff's friend is having a baby.

her friend wants the info on cord blood banking. I showed her where it was on facebook. She's f ing retarded. Tells tiff to have me print out a form for her to fill out. And so Tiff asks me to do that. And I'm like...there's no form. It's PDF online....

she stares at me as if she didn't believe me, even as I show it to her on the computer.

[JTB11 1,079]

I like sourdough, but it seems my life has become about what my husband might actually eat. It is a difficult task. The bakery I'm going to has some bread made with spelt, I think. The problem with the weird grains, like cracked rye or something, is that they are really expensive to buy compared to alternatives. I've had to crack my own rye!

I'm thinking that I want to try http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Swedish-Rye-Bread-I

and http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Knaakkebrod-or-Nakkileipa-Scandinavian-Style-Rye-Crisp-Bread

in the near future. There is no Ikea and hence no Knakkebrod where we are moving.

I bought Knakkebrod online still have a box left. Oh hubs no like sourdough ? ya spelt is expensive is why I haven't made it yet and wow on cracking your own rye..is it difficult how do you even do it ?

you should make and post pics....the second one is intriguing....

We need to plan a night where we send the Husbands away and get hammered. Maybe pick a movie to live blog. YESSSS?

lately I have been craving a glass of wine and the buzz that comes with it.

[SAT 9,609]

they're both fing retarded....

and this bltch's husband is always showing off about being some real estate broker.

Really? you need me to bank your cord blood?

[JTB11 1,079]

so Tiff's friend is having a baby.

her friend wants the info on cord blood banking. I showed her where it was on facebook. She's f ing retarded. Tells tiff to have me print out a form for her to fill out. And so Tiff asks me to do that. And I'm like...there's no form. It's PDF online....

she stares at me as if she didn't believe me, even as I show it to her on the computer.

[SAT 9,609]

lately I have been craving a glass of wine and the buzz that comes with it.

Earth to Jada.....did you not see my wine rack full of goodies?

[Novembro 1,763]

so Tiff's friend is having a baby.

her friend wants the info on cord blood banking. I showed her where it was on facebook. She's f ing retarded. Tells tiff to have me print out a form for her to fill out. And so Tiff asks me to do that. And I'm like...there's no form. It's PDF online....

she stares at me as if she didn't believe me, even as I show it to her on the computer.

Makes me nervous having that out there.

lately I have been craving a glass of wine and the buzz that comes with it.

Yes ma'am.

[JTB11 1,079]

Earth to Jada.....did you not see my wine rack full of goodies?

yes I did....did you not see how little time there was with all the interviews and such ?

[SAT 9,609]

so I wrote on a piece of paper for her

'MAZE Cord blood laboratories"

and said...here, hand it to her. walk away.