In the Kitchen with Hannibal Dexter: Rant a Fromage

[TBoneTX 45,865]

Feeling like T-B, monologuing in the morning (my time)

Good, GOOD monopolistic Asia!

[TBoneTX 45,865]

Will post pics soon-ish.

You'd better, because otherwise it didn't happen, no Mrs.

[TBoneTX 45,865]

Woo we are married, thanks a lot to everyone here for all the help and encouragement!

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same thing.

Socrates died from an overdose of Wedlock.

Congrats, dude, si man.

[SAT 9,609]

Sucker.....

[TBoneTX 45,865]

Yeah... BUT...

Speaking of buts, I learned quite recently that the most formal medical term for the butt-crack is "crena analis." More commonly, it is called the intergluteal cleft, crack man.

Love the hair

Fotos HERE or it didn't happen, hair today gone tomorrow man.

'6 inches inside the ####### opening'

Somewhat beyond the intergluteal cleft, seeupthere man.

I made J eat a Coney island hot dog lol

[re-cue oft-told joke] "What part did YOU get?"

J has now met the Atlantic ocean.

How about the Specific Ocean, huh man?

[SAT 9,609]

Speaking of buts, I learned quite recently that the most formal medical term for the butt-crack is "crena analis." More commonly, it is called the intergluteal cleft, crack man.

Fotos HERE or it didn't happen, hair today gone tomorrow man.

Somewhat beyond the intergluteal cleft, seeupthere man.

[re-cue oft-told joke] "What part did YOU get?"

What are you friggin nuts? I said I made her eat a hot dog. I didn't say I ate a hot dog.....

[Ontarkie 14,378]

Speaking of buts, I learned quite recently that the most formal medical term for the butt-crack is "crena analis." More commonly, it is called the intergluteal cleft, crack man.

Fotos HERE or it didn't happen, hair today gone tomorrow man.

Somewhat beyond the intergluteal cleft, seeupthere man.

Not my hair silly (mine is the same as my avatar I'm boring) Jada's hair and click on Steve's PB to see.

[TBoneTX 45,865]

By the way, I have been to Niagara Fall on both US and Canada sides.

The scenery is way gorgeous on the Canada side.

Viagra Falls? Actually, Viagra is supposed to stiffen.

[SAT 9,609]

And I posted many pics and slide show link, you uterine wall skin cell....

Not my hair silly (mine is the same as my avatar I'm boring) Jada's hair and click on Steve's PB to see.

You should call Tarklar a name in his own tongue. El tonto.

[TBoneTX 45,865]

I said I made her eat a hot dog.

(Sigh, man)

Two immigrants to the U.S., just off the boat, walked the streets of New York City. They marveled at all that they beheld in their new country, and they discussed their lives to come. "I have heard that Americans eat dogs," one said. "Strange," said his friend, "but if we are to be Americans, we must do as the Americans do."

Just then, they came upon a hot-dog vendor on the corner. "Two dogs, please!" the hungry immigrants said. The vendor, only too happy to oblige, handed them two orders wrapped in aluminum foil. The immigrants raced to a park bench, sat down, and eagerly began unwrapping their "dogs."

The first immigrant looked at his order and paused in shock. After several seconds of stunned silence, he murmured to his friend, "What part did YOU get?"

Not my hair silly (mine is the same as my avatar I'm boring) Jada's hair and click on Steve's PB to see.

That's what I meant and did, D ma'am.

1. And I posted many pics and slide show link, you uterine wall skin cell....

2. You should call Tarklar a name in his own tongue. El tonto.

1. You hadn't when I first requested same, no man.

2. El campeano del mundo, whee man.

[SAT 9,609]

<sigh> are you losin your marbles? You only told that joke 4,563 times....

[TBoneTX 45,865]

Had Mom's Day lunch today. Mrs. T-B. vulcanized two mongo-sized Stouffer's lasagnas, whee man. (Actually, she cooked them perfectly.) Mini-B. running fever all day and massively cranky, also thus affecting Mrs. T-B. Mrs. T-B. opened mushy card, ooo'd and ah'd, and explained "It says '$50!'"

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Pre the grocery run, I stopped at a late-running ES (estate sale) and found Many pieces of silverware, Many steak knives, a full-size office scissors, and a smaller-sized office scissors for $Many less Many% = $Many total ($8 - 25% = $6.49), whee man. They shall be dished in the warsher tonight, si man. I remain proud of my eagle eye and financial acumen, $i man.

<sigh> are you losin your marbles? You only told that joke 4,563 times....

The reason that I tell it Many times is because when I deliver only the punchline, some marklar intentionally misunderstands it, sigh man.

I shall now repair to chambers (= the kitchen, downstairs) to send more lasagna to its digestive doom, eat man.

Edited May 11, 2014 by TBoneTX

[SAT 9,609]

You asked me what part I got....

You fooklar.

[TBoneTX 45,865]

Re-read it Many times, and it shall become clear, see man. You shall exclaim, "Once I was blind, but now I can si, man!" And how dare you delay the digestive doom of the leftover lasagna like this, huh man?

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Oh, wish Mini-B gets well very soon.