In the Kitchen with Hannibal Dexter: Rant a Fromage

[SAT 9,609]

Yes they're related as fish, but not closely. Not the same geneous, not the same family, not even the same order of fish. They only thing they have in common is they're both fish of the class Actinopterygii, which is ray-finned fish.

Walleye - Sander vitreus

Northern Pike - Esox lucius

Muskie - Esox masquinongy

Ah you're not related to Juna, but you married her didn't you?

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Ah you're not related to Juna, but you married her didn't you?

Didn't you know that they are 523rd cousins once removed?

[kitthekat 1,317]

Did he get paid for the story?

yeah, most of the ones listed on his website were paid publications, except the first one.

[Caryh 5,206]

Ah you're not related to Juna, but you married her didn't you?

related by marriage, yes. Related by genetics no, but we're more closely related that those species of fish you said were related.

[SAT 9,609]

Its just a scare tactic show. 18 picked up out of 12 million illegals. Most will get paroled and go back into hiding.

12 million? You got them "lib figures"

It is so clean and nice way outside of New York. The men wear topsiders and the ladies wear lovely crisp summer dresses. Cabbies don't try and hit me or scare me for fun, and everybody waves to each other as they slow down their volvos.

Why would I want to go back to the human horde that is New York?

You dun have to bash it either, you bitter ex NYer

An example of how twisted her mind got. These are a couple things she said.

When the kids are grown up, she'll have time to pay attention to me again. Until then I should just keep quiet.

Its the husbands job to go out and make the money. Its the wife's job to decide how she's going to spend it on herself and the kids, he doesn't get a say in that.

You were married to Tiff?

[Asia 2,498]

2- I dare you to dare me!

[SAT 9,609]

I put myself in a situation where nothing can be resolved tomorrow or in a week for that matter.

...as stupid as this may sound...I always said you marry someone for better or worse so you should not just bail right away...give it a chance ...change things and see if it changes how he approaches our marriage...if it does not then yes...might as well be done with it.

right now though...all I can do is rant every now and then (sorry in advance) and deal with it when I feel it is the time to do so.

I am not stupid, I see this as a dead end road as anyone else would looking from the outside but I still wonder if he actually does anything when i get a job and when I say "ok...get your GED....and then move to where I am" If he doesn't then he doesn't and I will make damn sure that it was not his mother who handled it all - should he end up with his GED at the end.

And what does a GED resolve? He goes from filing clerk to cashier in 5 years?

oh ok...cause I was thinking..laminating is not a bad idea...mine is 34 years old and falling apart i would like it laminated but if it makes it invalid I cannot

I don't even think he is walking all over me...he is just there...inactive....like a plant in the corner expecting to be watered....

Ever heard of a document protector?

can you get a new one? i got a 'certified copy' that i brought with me to the US for less than $10. left the original (yellowing copy) at home.

Why are you here? Go to sleep, get up and start cooking! And cleaning

[JTB11 1,079]

And what does a GED resolve? He goes from filing clerk to cashier in 5 years?

Ever heard of a document protector?

yes

and no of course not...

[SAT 9,609]

Good thinking getting back on the pill before visiting Steveklar. You don't want another pregnancy scare.

You can use your passport with USCIS. Another part of Homeland Security thinks the Minnesota birth certificates are just fine to get a passport. Makes no friggen sense, but since when does the government have to make sense

In NYC, a birth certificate is issued by the NYC OMH dept of vital statistics. Not ny NY state. Does St. Paul or Minneapolis issue their own BCs?

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

In NYC, a birth certificate is issued by the NYC OMH dept of vital statistics. Not ny NY state. Does St. Paul or Minneapolis issue their own BCs?

You do need to go to the town/city you were born in in New York to get your long form birth certificate. I was born somewhere in Westchester and I needed to send a form and a check to the woman who actually recorded my birth 27 years ago!

[SAT 9,609]

Didn't you know that they are 523rd cousins once removed?

They're both mongoloid...but maybe 625 times removed thru the centuries...

[SAT 9,609]

You do need to go to the town/city you were born in in New York to get your long form birth certificate. I was born somewhere in Westchester and I needed to send a form and a check to the woman who actually recorded my birth 27 years ago!

You get that at NYS dept of health

[SAT 9,609]

Outside of NYC, inside of NYS, get it here

http://www.health.ny.gov/vital_records/birth.htm

[SAT 9,609]

yes

and no of course not...

I'll give you some document protectors when you get here.

Is it lunch time yet?

Oh yes it is.....dilemmas dilemmas.....

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Outside of NYC, inside of NYS, get it here

http://www.health.ny.gov/vital_records/birth.htm

Nope, they only give the short form because I tried there the first time.