In the Kitchen with Hannibal Dexter: Rant a Fromage

[JTB11 1,079]

Morning guys

Jacque...not really...I like to do things...sitting around makes me feel like I am wasting precious time as I have for months on end since last year

Looks yummy!

she had me at coconut

[Asia 2,498]

I told tiff I want that chair for Father's Day.

She said "what did you give me for Mother's Day?"

I said "I gave you a lotto ticket, it's not my fault you didn't hit the jackpot"

:rofl:

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MIL was all " he did not want a party that is why I did nothing...he told me he wanted no party or presents"

FIL goes..."uhm I never said anything to you so I don't know which husband you talking about"

oh and MIL had her car door stuck on the curb....apparently she opened the door....sat into the car....car sank....so did the door and got stuck in the ground erm

1) Did they have this convo in front of all guests?

2) LMAO :lol:

And it's great to hear your party was a success!

[JTB11 1,079]

1) Did they have this convo in front of all guests?

2) LMAO :lol:

And it's great to hear your party was a success!

1 ya they did lol

thanks. Me too ! It was an ugly cake but the whole room was dead silent as they were all chowing down so yaaay

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I have no more plus ones so might as well quote ya.

I had some so I spreaded them along fine members f this thread

T-Bone's posts always crack me up

Always

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If I get another interview...I am having a glass of wine prior.

But don't forget to brush your teeth before going to interview!

Nobody wants to smell wine breath

she had me at coconut

And I don't even like coconut

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1 ya they did lol

thanks. Me too ! It was an ugly cake but the whole room was dead silent as they were all chowing down so yaaay

1) @ everybody knowing that MIL actually didn't want to throw a party, so made a stupid excuse

2) I'm sure it didn't look ugly. Besides lots of dishes don't look too pretty and yet they taste delicious, so it's all good

[JTB11 1,079]

But don't forget to brush your teeth before going to interview!

Nobody wants to smell wine breath

And I don't even like coconut

ya I thought about that already lol Chewing gum and teeth brushing !

I never liked coconut and in the last year I am crazy for it....in body wash, in food, in moisturizers...dunno why lol

1) @ everybody knowing that MIL actually didn't want to throw a party, so made a stupid excuse

2) I'm sure it didn't look ugly. Besides lots of dishes don't look too pretty and yet they taste delicious, so it's all good

1) ya I know..she felt bad so she had to make excuse ...whatever

2) remember....I baked that cake 4x on saturday and ended up coming 1.5 hours late to the party....they all thought I was going to give up and they were ready to go to a supermarket to get a cake...I was like..."uhm...I am making this cake no matter what" lol

MIL said..."well, if it fails the 4th time you should just kill yourself"

my response: "you wish"

Edited May 18, 2014 by JTB11

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MIL said..."well, if it fails the 4th time you should just kill yourself"

my response: "you wish"

Oh, what a nice old lady she is!

[JTB11 1,079]

Oh, what a nice old lady she is!

she is just jealous so let her be....she even mentioned at the party "ya everyone loves her food cause she uses real ingredients not like me..instant out of a packet stuff" so deep down inside she wishes she did what I do but she is too lazy and too afraid that if she actually tries...she would fail. No courage, no balls just jealousy

and karma got her later...she got stuck with car door

Edited May 18, 2014 by JTB11

[JTB11 1,079]

omg fish head curry being eaten on Masterchef Australia .....I want some too

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and karma got her later...she got stuck with car door

That had to look hilarious!

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oh I will upload some tomorrow...too much work for today.......

8 pounds of ribs were gone in secs btw lol

8 lbs? I need 30 for Memorial Day

[JTB11 1,079]

8 lbs? I need 30 for Memorial Day

there was other meat too and you host 50 people...of course it would be 30

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omg fish head curry being eaten on Masterchef Australia .....I want some too

You shoulda ate more when you were here sucker...