In the Kitchen with Hannibal Dexter: Rant a Fromage

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

[perks up bodily extremities]

Which bodily extremity?

Nevermind.

Don't want to know.

So, we've got to drive to Boston in a little over an hour. Fun, fun, yes?

[SAT 9,609]

Don't people know that I don't even have a minute of free time today? Let alone a half of a day?....

Which bodily extremity?

Nevermind.

Don't want to know.

So, we've got to drive to Boston in a little over an hour. Fun, fun, yes?

And why, may I ask? Are you in boston?

[TBoneTX 45,850]

I'm English

Great, si ma'am or man! English-only outside the regional forums, oj tak [= Polish for "si man"]

I hear not having spicy food daily causes the visa wait to get longer. I heard it from a friend, with a friend who once knew someone who's brother in law's cousin worked for USCIS. Or was it McDonalds? I'm I little sketchy on that part.

But it must be true! And because it is, I don't have to read the Guides!

[SAT 9,609]

Then you wouldn't like these kiddy pants. Convenient for a child to pee and poop.

I would be embarrassed like hell to dress like that as a child.

No peeing/ pooing in NYC, you sonama beach.....

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Don't people know that I don't even have a minute of free time today? Let alone a half of a day?....

And why, may I ask? Are you in boston?

You must seem not busy.

Going to the airport.

[TBoneTX 45,850]

Has anyone else found the entire process makes you more liable to procrastinate at work?

Si, man, but more accurately, being logged on to VisaJourney makes one procrastinate at work.

He goes at 11:30, I hate that he has to get shots.

The hardest thing is watching a little tuti-pie cry because they get a shot. They don't understand.

Alexis has just come up to me saying she needs big nummies. She just finished her cereal, so I asked her what she wants. She says pink cake for her birthday now. Her birthday is not till June.

Wanna trade A-Bonette for Mini-B. for a day or two?

[TBoneTX 45,850]

1. I'm the benficiary, my wife's in Houston.

2. offer me a handsome payout if I walked

1. Once you become more familiar with the Colonies, you'll know that Baytown ain't Houston. Regardless, we are neighbo(u)rs (superfluous "u" added to make you and the Canadians feel more at home, si man).

2. If you were ugly, would they have given you an ugly payout? Congratulations on walking, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,850]

1. after making double portions of food last night, there still weren't any leftovers!

2. that means i have to cook again for lunch and dinner today

Many. i love that he's eating, and eating food i cooked, but man is it ever so tiring.

Many. i need larger pots and pans...

1. Well, quit cooking such edible food, see ma'am! Consult with Mrs. T-B. on that.

2. Bleedin' for ya...

Many. It's Woman-Food, which automatically becomes more delicious if we don't have to cook it.

Many. GSs, see ma'am. Weekend is here.

Acclimation notes for Sir Forecast: Our numerical system here comes from Poland: 1, 2, and Many. "GS" = garage sale, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,850]

Guys, can you tell me one thing, since I've been wondering about it while readin some other thread here.

Hopefully that won't bring any drama, because I don't want that.

When you vote, do you have to show your ID or something, to get the ballot?

Or you just go to the office (or wherever you can vote) and say "I want to vote" and you get a ballot?

What Cary says below, plus what I add to it belower.

My wife complains the KFC's in the USA don't have rice or spaghetti

In the huge mall in Ecu's 3rd-largest city, the KF didn't even have C, no C man!

You need to register to vote before you can vote. When registering, you must show an ID. When you go to vote, at least here, you sign the voter registry list, then get your ballot.

This, plus some states are enacting "Voter ID" laws, meaning that people have to show a foto ID before voting. Some, chiefly Democrats, are screaming bloody murder, claiming that it will infringe on the rights of illegals to vote. However, we here are an apolitical thread, so I will merely say that Texas' new Voter ID law is a pain in the hindquarters -- one more thing to pull from the wallet besides the voter card, sigh man.

[TBoneTX 45,850]

CBP won't give us the option to appear in person to get the I-94 corrected. we had to send in an email instead. i called to follow up today and basically was told to stop calling because they don't give out time frames and will contact me if they need any more information or to tell me it's been corrected.

Bro D will be along to tell you to show up in person at the Secondary Inspection station at the airport or POE, ask for the Shift Supervisor, explain the situation, and wait there until he gives you a corrected I-94 or a receipt for the action. However, you'll have to wait for Bro D to show up to hear the foregoing, see ma'am.

Anyone with CBP blows you off on the phone, get name, badge number, and supervisor's name when demanding to be connected thereto.

[TBoneTX 45,850]

the bank can't let me have access to internet banking, so i have no way of tracking my funds/expenditure.

Uh... ledger book? Checkbook register?

You can distract yourself by cooking even more for your husband, si ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,850]

Which bodily extremity?

Depends on how female and good-looking somebody (preferably a rubia) is, see ma'am.

(Note for Sir Forecast: a rubia is a blonde, and I have an imaginary harem of Many [6] of them, see man.)

Don't people know that I don't even have a minute of free time today? Let alone a half of a day?....

Don't people know that I, albeit dead-tired, had to read Many (15) pages of non-me thread last night just to keep up, huh man? This is Payback, Steve man. Speaking of which, I must off-log soonish to do something valuable here. Shall leave early to go home and mow lawn, almost certainly pulverizing several Legos in yard that Mrs. T-B. will not have cleaned up as requested. She bought the gazebo, incidentally, $igh man.

Edited May 16, 2014 by TBoneTX

[SAT 9,609]

I'm not gonna catch up on the last few pages.

I must apologize for not making fun of you guys.....

[SAT 9,609]

A man does not tell another man happy birthday.

In the marines, if you tell someone happy birthday, 2 people gets their azzes kicked....

The birthday boy. For having a birthday.

And the happy birthday wisher, for being a wussy....

[Merrytooth 5,748]

Caryh is a senior citizen now