Black Toenails and Killer Chicken

[JTB11 1,079]

used book store.

South Beach Diet.

Give it to her, tell her 'you're gonna die unless you drop 100 pounds, here's how to do it'

then walk away.

thanks. I suggested it via message just now.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

I actually explained to daughter what Good Friday is...

See, life is so much easier for us heathen folk. 'Hey little one, the Easter Bunny is coming on Sunday, the Easter bunny!' The only irritating thing is lining up or feast of Ostara and the moving Easter date. I dislike that. I guess it is sort of like celebrating Hanukkah on Christmas...getting out the Hanukkah bush and having a maybe late celebration of the festival of lights.

[Darnell 8,478]

And why did what's her face get mad at you?

she not know of the sales, t

and when she learned of them,

thought I was supposed to drive her around.

Instead, my Friday was a day mired in Horse Manure and Liquid Poo Production (I sell this, in 2 litre bottles at the farmers market) . I'm bringing 1000 bottles in for Saturday.

I am faster than her PA for getting round Houston, but I think my lovely wife made her pull over a lot for sightseeing.

Still, now that she's driving, and the GPS does speak Chinese,

I dunno why she fuming

thanks. I suggested it via message just now.

then you did it the wrong way.

do it my way, this one time.

thanks !

[JTB11 1,079]

then you did it the wrong way.

do it my way, this one time.

thanks !

be happy I did it. I don't have the right attitude to do it your way....hello...is how I ended up in this mess in the first place

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Still, now that she's driving, and the GPS does speak Chinese,

I dunno why she fuming

Hormones, irrational woman stuff, yah know, the usual.

[NikLR 13,227]

You see? Now you guys believe what I say about the fooks? Uh?

Gotta beleve steve

Thai, VC, Japanese...all fooks! They're suckering you.

Canada....no fooks, all from Hk, edible. I love the restaurants in TO.

Vancouver has awesome food. Sushi (nice and fresh) and chinese food.

[SAT 9,609]

Vancouver has awesome food. Sushi (nice and fresh) and chinese food.

Yeah Canada has awesome Chinese food. Hong Kong grade skill + pristine water + quality ingredients= yum yum gimme some.....

[NikLR 13,227]

I was comparing milk prices the other day for someone. I buy organic milk down here because it costs the same as normal milk in Canada. Well grain costs more, gas costs more, etc etc etc.. so thus products cost more when made in Canada BUT I'll be honest, there are more little farms and some food just tastes better. Take bread. I cannot find the same kind of bread here. I dunno why.

But I'm certainly not complaining that I can buy organic milk for half the price as Canadian milk and it tastes what Canadian milk tastes like, I think. LOL I'm cheering about that one!

[SAT 9,609]

Canada has good food. But still the USA is better. Nice try nik

Ya gotta be in NY

[Ontarkie 14,226]

Are they the ones from a mix? We made some for Valentine's day and it the pre-mixed stuff was not very tastey. Could just be us, though, we don't like lemon cakes.

Yes it is, it's mostly for the kids and they aren't that picky. I grab blue raspberry and key lime too. They are going to have peeps on them for Easter.

[Ontarkie 14,226]

I was comparing milk prices the other day for someone. I buy organic milk down here because it costs the same as normal milk in Canada. Well grain costs more, gas costs more, etc etc etc.. so thus products cost more when made in Canada BUT I'll be honest, there are more little farms and some food just tastes better. Take bread. I cannot find the same kind of bread here. I dunno why.

But I'm certainly not complaining that I can buy organic milk for half the price as Canadian milk and it tastes what Canadian milk tastes like, I think. LOL I'm cheering about that one!

Different type of flour in the US and well HFCS that makes a big differences. I don't drink milk but the kids complained at first, my husband tried to say their was no difference. Then last year we went back up to visit and all he kept saying was how much richer the milk was. I wanted to slap him.

[TBoneTX 45,305]

all Saturdays are good! Fridays suck, gotta work! Duh!

True, man, and I've never understood why people run garage sales on Fri-Sat instead of Sat-Sun, grrr man.

Yes.. Pink cupcakes.

That's it. No more pictures. EVER. You ruined it. Hope you can live with that.

Pics or the pink cupcakes never happened, see or no man.

brioche !

This is onomatopoeia for what Bro D. must have sounded like while blowing chunks, hear man.

schnauzer

Gesundheit, sneeze man.

1, I'm pumping iron as we speak......

2. HeMan!

1. I'm squeezing a nickel till the buffalo bellows, $i man.

2. Learn to spell, SiMan!

Pekingese

Wasn't this renamed as "Beijingese" years ago, huh man?

Want jada buns

Are they cute? Does Tiff know about this?

it has heavy cream

Isn't that similar to what's used in nuclear reactors, huh man?

[TBoneTX 45,305]

I've been busy flagging spammers.

Otherwise known as a company ma'am, si man.

1. she is all soft and fluffy now.

2. MIL threw up her food

1. Mini-B. describes the cat as "soft and juicy."

2. Bro D. is a bad influence, or has an infectious personality.

[NikLR 13,227]

Hey tbone..... pics of cupcakes were included...

[TBoneTX 45,305]

chunks were not the food.... snot. heavy snotumus greenamus.

Snot has a very high salt content. You should have saved it, to season your second helping with.

Fook Palace, no like.

Real name, si man.

oh geez....you are gross

Finally -- some guy talk in one of these threads!

i guess i'm lucky i not touch my private parts.

Since when are we lucky not to touch our private parts?

my wife is mad at me today, as she learned this is a minor shopping holiday.

Welcome to America, oj tak.