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I'm Lutheran....and not religious.....

What does a good Lutheran do? Mourn?


I knew you'd ask about it! :lol:

One is when you're witting at the desk, and the other one is for reading while you're in bed :D

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We don't go to church, if that's what you're talking about.

Tho we don't eat meat on Good Friday.

For dinner we had mashed potatoes with mushroom gravy.

What about you?

Bad Asia! now you're gonna go to hades.

My wife has a funny catholic view, we can't eat pork on fridays during lent and all of holy week. She says I can eat beef though :rofl:

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Asia is a shethen! :devil:

One of them communist shethens to.

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furck chinese buffet just ruined my diet

took my gardeners into chinatown, lunch special inside the market at a point-point / cut em up stall.

The stuff I had was chock full of msg,

so I'm thinking I had the fook special.

Had 3 bites, started throwing up and blowing chunks out of my nose.

Not pretty.

When my wife cooks with msg, I never get this reaction.

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
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took my gardeners into chinatown, lunch special inside the market at a point-point / cut em up stall.

The stuff I had was chock full of msg,

so I'm thinking I had the fook special.

Had 3 bites, started throwing up and blowing chunks out of my nose.

Not pretty.

When my wife cooks with msg, I never get this reaction.

Was at the all you can eat fook food buffet last night.

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Was at the all you can eat fook food buffet last night.

I should have known it would not be good.

A fully stuffed togo box, 3.79 with tax. about 2.5 kilograms of food inside.

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I should have known it would not be good.

A fully stuffed togo box, 3.79 with tax. about 2.5 kilograms of food inside.

You sure it wasn't mostly saw dust?

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I've seen on a TV documentary where people were paying for pork stuffed buns and they were really stuffed with old cardboard.

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.  - Dr. Seuss

 

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Bad Asia! now you're gonna go to hades.

My wife has a funny catholic view, we can't eat pork on fridays during lent and all of holy week. She says I can eat beef though :rofl:

Yeah, that's a funny view, since meat is meat and as a Catholic you shouldn't eat it on Fridays during Lent and all of holly week :D

Asia is a shethen! :devil:

Tried to google that word but came with nothing :lol:

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took my gardeners into chinatown, lunch special inside the market at a point-point / cut em up stall.

The stuff I had was chock full of msg,

so I'm thinking I had the fook special.

Had 3 bites, started throwing up and blowing chunks out of my nose.

Not pretty.

When my wife cooks with msg, I never get this reaction.

MSG + 1 gallon of peanut oil will do that to ya...

Was at the all you can eat fook food buffet last night.

Any nice fook chicks? :)

Btw don't ever ask them if they are fooks....it's derogatory......

I should have known it would not be good.

A fully stuffed togo box, 3.79 with tax. about 2.5 kilograms of food inside.

Tarklar better make sure his cat is still there...

I've seen on a TV documentary where people were paying for pork stuffed buns and they were really stuffed with old cardboard.

They were just trying to be good Christians.....

It was "The lent special"

Yeah, that's a funny view, since meat is meat and as a Catholic you shouldn't eat it on Fridays during Lent and all of holly week :D

Tried to google that word but came with nothing :lol:

Shethen.; female heathen.

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No it was in a southeast asia country and they were selling them to tourists. I don't remember the name of the country, I'm sorry, it was a long time ago that I saw the documentary. I'm not so hot with names.... But stupid weird details like pork buns made with old cardboard, yep, remember that until the day I die. LOL

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