Black Toenails and Killer Chicken

[JTB11 1,079]

Show us your....brioche......

I'll look at it with my magnifying glass

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

very pretty indeed. very expensive yes....is it a special occasion ? If not...lord woman pick something less expensive

Apparently on the manufacturer's website it is only 3600, I could just not rewire our house.

Nah, it is because we've found our *real* issue and we are planning on actually getting religiously married and I got a cheap ring set with fake diamonds because I didn't want to bankrupt him the first time.

[JTB11 1,079]

Apparently on the manufacturer's website it is only 3600, I could just not rewire our house.

Nah, it is because we've found our *real* issue and we are planning on actually getting religiously married and I got a cheap ring set with fake diamonds because I didn't want to bankrupt him the first time.

oh that is great Nola, grats on that and pick a nice ring then...whatever works for you guys in the price range...and ya...who cares about such things as rewiring house...non-sense.

[SAT 9,609]

You can spend the money instead on....a plastic surgeon

[Ontarkie 14,226]

oh that is great Nola, grats on that and pick a nice ring then...whatever works for you guys in the price range...and ya...who cares about such things as rewiring house...non-sense.

Ya wires are useless get a pretty ring!!

[JTB11 1,079]

time to sleep now night night everyone.

Nola - yay rings ! let us know what you picked !!

[Ontarkie 14,226]

Apparently on the manufacturer's website it is only 3600, I could just not rewire our house.

Nah, it is because we've found our *real* issue and we are planning on actually getting religiously married and I got a cheap ring set with fake diamonds because I didn't want to bankrupt him the first time.

You need a pretty ring and some flowers

yay for weddings

time to sleep now night night everyone.

Nola - yay rings ! let us know what you picked !!

night!

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

You can spend the money instead on....a plastic surgeon

I will never and I do mean never do anything to my face though, it could end up worse!

Have you see Lara Flynn Boyle? Her face is like sliding off.

Lipo I could do with though. Ring or lipo, ring or lipo...choices....

[Ontarkie 14,226]

I will never and I do mean never do anything to my face though, it could end up worse!

Have you see Lara Flynn Boyle? Her face is like sliding off.

Lipo I could do with though. Ring or lipo, ring or lipo...choices....

Go for the ring, you can get lipo later

Edited April 18, 2014 by Ontarkie

[TBoneTX 45,304]

does anyone buy their sheets online? jonas is moving in to the apartment this sunday and i want to get sheets for our bed but don't trust him to not select sandpaper parading as bedding. do you have a 'tried and tested' set you would go back to regularly that can be bought online from amazon/overstock or the like?

Our best-quality, most durable sets have come from resale stores, and some from garage sales, see man.

[TBoneTX 45,304]

all the cats i've had licked their own bums clean

Si, man. If one can lick one's own butt, I say, "More power to one, si man!"

[TBoneTX 45,304]

Cheaper than Tarklar at a....um....free ham hock eating contest.....

I once bought a cured ham. Wonder what it had?

should be 60 will be 30...whatever

Should be "should be Many will be Many," whatever ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,304]

Arose at 3:30, zzz man. Cat was delighted and laid Carl's Jr. wrapper at feet, for play. Left casa at 4:30, zzz man. From casa to airport parking = exactly Many (45) miles, done in Many (43) min.

The brood emanated fairly soon and without incident. Mini-B. was happy to see Daddy. Both Mrs. T-B. & Mini-B. fell asleep during the (infernally delayed because of going-to-work traffic) 1-hour return trip, zzz and wee man.

So far, see man:

1. Mini-B. has been terrorizing his older sister the cat.

2. Mrs. T-B. allowed cat to escape out the front door twice.

Many. Everyone took naps (mine far shorter than theirs).

Many. MIni-B. delightedly rediscovered his toys and commented about them.

Many. I dragged into work for half the day and sent out a ####### project.

Many. Mrs. T-B. cooks dinner, including rice without a molecule of moisture in it.

Many. Mrs. T-B. manages to fill both sides of the kitchen sink with plates et al. for one meal.

Many. Mrs. T-B. throws not one item of silverware into the water-filled bucket.

Many. Mrs. T-B. leaves entire kitchen countertop a disaster.

Many. Mrs. T-B. learns that Mama T-B. is coming to see Mini-B. and does quick, lethal clean-up job, throwing away the Carl's Jr. wrappers.

Many. Mrs. T-B. reveals cat-bowls bought in Ecu; despite repeated instructions to buy Many or Many (3 or 4) separate pairs with pretty designs, Many (6) bowls are identical (and too big) and other two have no design (plain white). All have ridges on bottom that collect water in dishwarsher.

Many. T-B. de-dished the dishwarsher.

Many. T-B. is tired beyond measure and should off-log soonish, zzz man.

Mornin', Asia!

Edited April 18, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,304]

Edit: In lieu of Carl's Jr. wrappers, cat has brought fuzzy ball-like thing up to drop at Daddy's feet. It does not throw or roll as well as the wrappers, no man.

Many, cont'd. T-B. falling asleep in chair.

Many, cont'd. Cat prep zzz, man.

Many, cont'd. Cat emergently needs full manicure, ow man.

Edited April 18, 2014 by TBoneTX

[Asia 2,498]

Morning!

I see Steve got an avatar