Black Toenails and Killer Chicken

[JTB11 1,079]

Good morning thread,

new smoothie drank...interesting...not crazy about it...too much cilantro not enough mango and thank god I did not put entire cucumber in there. Forgot the yeast

sigh.

Carry on ranting..

[Asia 2,498]

Steve - those stories sound more interesting than The Bold And Beautiful!

[Caryh 5,206]

furck chinese buffet just ruined my diet

Which one did you go to?

Good morning thread,

new smoothie drank...interesting...not crazy about it...too much cilantro not enough mango and thank god I did not put entire cucumber in there. Forgot the yeast

sigh.

Carry on ranting..

Any cilantro is too much cilantro. See, si Tarklar?

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

I almost feel sorry for gump being so naive and stupid. I have a really crazy intelligent family member who does stuff like that, though. Really sad.

[JTB11 1,079]

Which one did you go to?

Any cilantro is too much cilantro. See, si Tarklar?

I did not know cilantro was this potent. I am now convinced parsley is way better. si man.

Making tuna pasta today, I think.

Edited April 16, 2014 by JTB11

[JTB11 1,079]

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[Caryh 5,206]

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I feel that way some days too.

[Darnell 8,478]

Here's the gripe of the day in chronological order....

1- Gump wants to take his family on vacation o Atlantic city

2- Gump, wanting to use my car for it, because his car is a POS, and the regi is expired.

3- Gump invites my daughter so he would justify the use of my car

4- Tiff says ok. I told her were not trusting the Gump's with our kid.

5- Gump asks for the car anyway.

6- I see this is a damned if I do, damned if I don't situation

7- I lend him the friggin car, jeopardizing my assets

8- I tell Tiffs good cousin Michael what a stupid useless MF Gump is

9- Tiff scorns me and blindly defends her family. Again

10- sit her down and explain how hard it is to protect a small fortune.

11- explained that we don't have 3 cars just so Gump has them at his disposal

12- explained the right thing for Gump to do, is simply not go

13- tiff says the Gump family would have been disappointed

14- explained that I am not responsible for making sure Gump family goes on vacation

15- explained that Gump family disappointment has nothing to do with me, us.

16- tiff ask why I lent him car

17- because if I don't, then I'm the bad guy.

18- lent car....I'm still the bad guy

19- tiff says I just hate Gump

20- remind tiff that FIL also no like Gump

21- remind tiff that I don't have to like Gump.

22- told her why I no like Gump

23- tiff says I don't treat my other friends bad

24- explained that "damn right I don't"

25- remind tiff that I treat her cousin Michael like little brother

26- Tiff again, has side with her family, over her immediate family

27- SIL, BIL, I don't care. All can go to hell.

28- little progress made in past 1 year.

The end....

Go nuts. Enjoy!

leave your daughter inside your house,

and give Gump 22 dollars to bring his family on the MegaBus into Atlantic City.

Weather is nice for walking around, he'll handle it.

[Novembro 1,763]

Which one did you go to?

The one that's having its grand re-opening in Brooklyn Center. It's attached to a tire store LAWL.

Not bad for the price. Makes me happy to see the look of joy on Ali's face when he sees "unlimited ice cream".

[Merrytooth 5,748]

The one that's having its grand re-opening in Brooklyn Center. It's attached to a tire store LAWL.

Not bad for the price. Makes me happy to see the look of joy on Ali's face when he sees "unlimited ice cream".

I was so excited when I visited Taiwan, Taipei for business Trips.

Their Hot Pot buffets serve unlimited Haagen Das ice cream or Movenpick ice cream.

So basically I already got my money worth eating few cups of ice cream alone, not counting the Hot Pot food yet.

[SAT 9,609]

leave your daughter inside your house,

and give Gump 22 dollars to bring his family on the MegaBus into Atlantic City.

Weather is nice for walking around, he'll handle it.

Why not....anyway I handle it. I'm the bad guy.

The only way that I'd be the good guy is......

Oh which car would you like? And let me fill up the gas tank for you....do you need spending money?

And I smile and grin and tell everyone what a wonderful BIL and SIL I have for letting me give them do whatever the fruck they want.

And no, I did not entrust my daughter with these fing invalids.

[Novembro 1,763]

I was so excited when I visited Taiwan, Taipei for business Trips.

Their Hot Pot buffets serve unlimited Haagen Das ice cream or Movenpick ice cream.

So basically I already got my money worth eating few cups of ice cream alone, not counting the Hot Pot food yet.

Now I'm craving hot pot.

[Darnell 8,478]

Hunt for Hot Pot in MinneSota !!

Are ya ready?

[the countdown ensues]

3

2

1

DROP !

[Merrytooth 5,748]

Here's the gripe of the day in chronological order....

1- Gump wants to take his family on vacation o Atlantic city

2- Gump, wanting to use my car for it, because his car is a POS, and the regi is expired.

3- Gump invites my daughter so he would justify the use of my car

4- Tiff says ok. I told her were not trusting the Gump's with our kid.

5- Gump asks for the car anyway.

6- I see this is a damned if I do, damned if I don't situation

7- I lend him the friggin car, jeopardizing my assets

8- I tell Tiffs good cousin Michael what a stupid useless MF Gump is

9- Tiff scorns me and blindly defends her family. Again

10- sit her down and explain how hard it is to protect a small fortune.

11- explained that we don't have 3 cars just so Gump has them at his disposal

12- explained the right thing for Gump to do, is simply not go

13- tiff says the Gump family would have been disappointed

14- explained that I am not responsible for making sure Gump family goes on vacation

15- explained that Gump family disappointment has nothing to do with me, us.

16- tiff ask why I lent him car

17- because if I don't, then I'm the bad guy.

18- lent car....I'm still the bad guy

19- tiff says I just hate Gump

20- remind tiff that FIL also no like Gump

21- remind tiff that I don't have to like Gump.

22- told her why I no like Gump

23- tiff says I don't treat my other friends bad

24- explained that "damn right I don't"

25- remind tiff that I treat her cousin Michael like little brother

26- Tiff again, has side with her family, over her immediate family

27- SIL, BIL, I don't care. All can go to hell.

28- little progress made in past 1 year.

The end....

Go nuts. Enjoy!

Poor Steve.. it is very tough to handle, with lousy relatives like that. Like flies constantly buzzing around you, and you just can't kill them off with fly swatter.

Bottom line, I won't trust them to take care of your precious daughter, with their irresponsible, casual attitude.

[Novembro 1,763]

Hunt for Hot Pot in MinneSota !!

Are ya ready?

[the countdown ensues]

3

2

1

DROP !

I have a grapefruit and cottage cheese for lunch. Plus it's snowing. Will not be exploring today, no sir.