Black Toenails and Killer Chicken

[SAT 9,609]

what is the difference?????

oh huge my dear Rednecktress......

It's hard for me to tell you all about the fooks without TOSing.....

You see, going back over 100 years, the early Chinese immigrants were mainly coolies from China's Guangdong province. (And Guangdong had always been a culturally advanced area of China due to it's South CHina Sea locale). Whom have settled in and became American. And then over the next hundred years, there were 3 main waves of Chinese immigrants. The first 2 are the relatives of the original Guangdong Chinese folks here.

The 3rd wave, came after China's economic policies shifted after 1989. And container ships traveled directly from China to other ports where the new wave of immigrants were able to smuggle in.

There was a snakehead in NYC Chinatown, Sister Ping was her name (In jail now). anyway, she started smuggling in all these Fooks (From the Fujian province) who had no friends, no relatives, no nothing here. Ergo, they never learned to be American. Anyway, these are undesirables from China. Anything for a buck (to pay off the huge smuggling debts)

Long story short, they are uncouth, uneducated, unclean, unmannered, unable to cook foods without using a ton of oil and grease.

Haven't you been reading what I've been typing?

They've already ruined the quality of life for many here in NYC, and they're going to you!

[Ontarkie 14,231]

I've been reading but was trying to figure out the difference in the food. I must watch out for these things.

[JTB11 1,079]

I've been reading but was trying to figure out the difference in the food. I must watch out for these things.

I find this interesting also...always wondered too...+1 for Steve for the explanation...now I wanna do the real food and the fook food and taste the difference...I might be hungry

[Ontarkie 14,231]

I find this interesting also...always wondered too...+1 for Steve for the explanation...now I wanna do the real food and the fook food and taste the difference...I might be hungry

Salad was not meant to keep you full for long should of left the meat in it

[kitthekat 1,317]

my passport application was rejected because the photo (taken at a shop that does passport photos exclusively) had "uneven lighting". well, crud. i've got 19 days to apply again, wait for them to process the application, produce the new passport, and pick it up. $*#$@#&%

[JTB11 1,079]

Salad was not meant to keep you full for long should of left the meat in it

lol it was just left over salad and cherry tomatoes...too late to be eating that late (awesome sentence) anyways...I am looking forward to the new smoothie...cucumber, mango, cilantro, nutritional yeast, possibly honey and lemon....will be interesting...would much rather have eggplant and rice - fook style but from their healthy portion of the menu

my passport application was rejected because the photo (taken at a shop that does passport photos exclusively) had "uneven lighting". well, crud. i've got 19 days to apply again, wait for them to process the application, produce the new passport, and pick it up. $*#$@#&%

well darn it....they need to get with the times....we get photos taken at the passport place directly.

Edited April 16, 2014 by JTB11

[Darnell 8,478]

my passport application was rejected because the photo (taken at a shop that does passport photos exclusively) had "uneven lighting". well, crud. i've got 19 days to apply again, wait for them to process the application, produce the new passport, and pick it up. $*#$@#&%

OK - that's weird,

as

your current passport needed at least 6 months validity left in it on interview day.

Sounds messy, whatever yer doing.

[Ontarkie 14,231]

my passport application was rejected because the photo (taken at a shop that does passport photos exclusively) had "uneven lighting". well, crud. i've got 19 days to apply again, wait for them to process the application, produce the new passport, and pick it up. $*#$@#&%

That sucks big time.

lol it was just left over salad and cherry tomatoes...too late to be eating that late (awesome sentence) anyways...I am looking forward to the new smoothie...cucumber, mango, cilantro, nutritional yeast, possibly honey and lemon....will be interesting...would much rather have eggplant and rice - fook style but from their healthy portion of the menu

Ya my biggest downfall is eating late.

[Darnell 8,478]

furck chinese buffet just ruined my diet

menus in english? not any chinese food.

at best, the cooks are illegal mexican aliens.

at worst, the cooks are fooks smuggled in from Fujian Province.

regardless, it ain't Chinese Chinese Food.

i did. now i'm going to go be a fat blob on the sofa with the husband and the fine people of westeros

Best location, to play the fart game !

Who won, that round?

My wife is quite gassy. When she lets loose, she laffs and laffs and I say, "Hullo Wuhan!" , knowing she travelled a long way to include me in her hilarity.

I've been reading but was trying to figure out the difference in the food. I must watch out for these things.

It's easy, really.

Force yerself into the kitchen, study the ethnic background of the cookers,

and if you see any Chinese there, ask which city they are from, or which province.

[kitthekat 1,317]

OK - that's weird,

as

your current passport needed at least 6 months validity left in it on interview day.

Sounds messy, whatever yer doing.

It expires in 2015, so I can still travel on it this year. I'm just trying to avoid having to renew it in the US next year as I have to appear in person either at application or collection time and the nearest embassy is in another state.

New photo has been submitted. Hoping this is one of those times the famed Singapore "efficiency" comes through...

[Darnell 8,478]

Do you have to get the current one, containing that marvelous K-1 visa stamp in it, invalidated ?

Oh well.

Look, travelling in the USA ain't like taking the 5 hour bus ride to KL, ya know. It's way more fun, with opportunities to get naked in out of the way places along the way.

[TBoneTX 45,324]

spread miu poo all over the house ?

I did that, inadvertently but with the result of much swearing, last night while preparing the garbage. The rubias took no notice, no man.

Slap your head a few times, then your imaginary rubias will disappear.

Repeat the above again.

They are real, si man! [slap] They are real, si man! [slap] They are real, si man! [slap]

Slap-happy, si man.

If slapping your head doesn't work hand them a broom

It, and they, wouldn't work, no man.

1. Or a proper mop! Rubias are definitely not into the rag on a stick.

2. T-bone is actually not monologuing to himself today. *gasp*

1. What if there's an Ecuadorian rubia, huh ma'am?

2. I can mononucleosiate to anyone I choose, si man.

Makes me sad.

Sigh, man.

[kitthekat 1,317]

Do you have to get the current one, containing that marvelous K-1 visa stamp in it, invalidated ?

Oh well.

Look, travelling in the USA ain't like taking the 5 hour bus ride to KL, ya know. It's way more fun, with opportunities to get naked in out of the way places along the way.

Yes, I'll have to get it invalidated. But the visa will still be usable.

I want to hear about Uncle Darnell's fun road trips...

[TBoneTX 45,324]

http://www.vice.com/read/photos-of-the-bathrooms-and-kitchens-of-americas-bachelors

Still cleaner than my husband's former apartment.

Agree. That's nothing, no man.

[TBoneTX 45,324]

Keep the rubias, and let them and Mrs TB battle it out. My money is on the Ecu broad though.

Actually, this is cogent, prescient, and stunningly accurate, si man.

Mrs. T-B. phoned today, and I told her about the quandary with the rubias.

She said, "If they're still there when I get home, I'll kick their culos [hindquarters] and yours, too!"

The above is highly possible.

It's equally possible that the gregarious Mrs. T-B. would befriend them and form a social group with them.

...No, man; not equally possible...

Tarklar lives in a broomless casa, but many rags on sticks are available.

Si, man.

Edited April 16, 2014 by TBoneTX