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Don't they have cornhuskers oil for them over there? (I'm not kidding)

Sure now you tell me

Tarklar lives in a broomless casa, but many rags on sticks are available.

rags on sticks should get even better results!

Yes.....

I asked identix.

good to know a bit late though :bonk:

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I've nearly completed the casa-decluttering and have been surprised at my efficiency and accomplishment. The problem is that the rubias (imaginary harem of 6 blondes) will not pack up their stuff and start preparing to go! Some of them ignore the suggestion altogether, and a couple have laid a guilt trip on me. Any ideas, huh man?

Oh, that's easy, as I had this problem last century.

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then roll them up, from toes to chin.

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hello everyone and hello google user.

I made a pizza tonight with pre-bought dough and salad ....slept whole day really...bad J.

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hello everyone and hello google user.

I made a pizza tonight with pre-bought dough and salad ....slept whole day really...bad J.

Bah you bust your butt cooking food you do even eat you deserve to get a nap or sleep the day away.

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Bah you bust your butt cooking food you do even eat you deserve to get a nap or sleep the day away.

:D it was a good lazy day I have to say and it will be a sleepy night also. I made a salad too so I had some of that picked out the meat.

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glad you figured do meant don't haha

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furck chinese buffet just ruined my diet

uh oh...what did you have...

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american "chinese" food

aka crab wontons

aka green beans soaked in msg

aka general tso's chicken

I love a guy who looks like he could be on Criminal Minds as either an agent or a killer.

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american "chinese" food

aka crab wontons

aka green beans soaked in msg

aka general tso's chicken

:lol: oh well take it easy tomorrow.

You enjoyed it no ? That's good :)

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american "chinese" food

aka crab wontons

aka green beans soaked in msg

aka general tso's chicken

I love those green beans it's one of the few veggies I eat :P

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i did. now i'm going to go be a fat blob on the sofa with the husband and the fine people of westeros

I love a guy who looks like he could be on Criminal Minds as either an agent or a killer.

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no no...not Chinese buffet. You don't have Chinese buffets there....

You have Fook buffets.....

what is the difference?????

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