Black Toenails and Killer Chicken

[JTB11 1,079]

I will pic when I wanna, si here man.

Right now, I'm picking my nose and looking for a place to wipe, si man.

ew man...

since I like being helpful....sleeve ? under chair ? under table ? pants ?

[TBoneTX 45,304]

the post-op cleaning instructions have me a bit nauseous. I'll have to suck it up

Well, of course! Who would find it appetizing to suck up serosanguineous fluids oozing out after surgery, huh man? Did they tell you to disinfect your saliva beforehand, or only afterwards?

[TBoneTX 45,304]

at least you can laugh at him when he can't keep his balance for a while afterwards

Mrs. T-B. has found it rewarding to be married to an unbalanced individual, inner-ear man.

[JTB11 1,079]

Well, of course! Who would find it appetizing to suck up serosanguineous fluids oozing out after surgery, huh man? Did they tell you to disinfect your saliva beforehand, or only afterwards?

eww man and gross man....yuck. bad TBone....bad.

[SAT 9,609]

Haha there are thread math rules? How will we know how many Many is?

Thank you thank you. Done with final #1. Now to devour some pizza and get ready for many-hour final #2!

Ask Asia how many whats are in 1-"many"

Well, of course! Who would find it appetizing to suck up serosanguineous fluids oozing out after surgery, huh man? Did they tell you to disinfect your saliva beforehand, or only afterwards?

You're grossing out the chicas, you old piece a leather jacket....

[TBoneTX 45,304]

1. Haha there are thread math rules? How will we know how many Many is?

2. Thank you thank you. Done with final #1. Now to devour some pizza

Many. and get ready for many-hour final #2!

1. See numerical scheme above, si ma'am.

2. Bonus points if it's pepperoni, slurrrrrrrp man.

Many. By Jove, now she's got it!

[TBoneTX 45,304]

1. ew man...

2. since I like being helpful....sleeve ? under chair ? under table ? pants ?

1. You're not THAT grossed-out; you bonused it, see ma'am.

2. All these areas are supersaturated with boogers already, see and sigh ma'am. I might save it and add it to dinner -- snot has a very high salt content, si man.

And you sound suspiciously adept at wiping boogers, because you've suggested all the chief repositories. Want to come clean about your proficiency, huh ma'am? Huh huh huh ma'am?

1. eww man and gross man....yuck.

2. bad TBone....bad.

1. Part Many said it, not me, si and no man.

2. Bad to the (T-)Bone, me man.

[JTB11 1,079]

1. You're not THAT grossed-out; you bonused it, see ma'am.

2. All these areas are supersaturated with boogers already, see and sigh ma'am. I might save it and add it to dinner -- snot has a very high salt content, si man.

And you sound suspiciously adept at wiping boogers, because you've suggested all the chief repositories. Want to come clean about your proficiency, huh ma'am? Huh huh huh ma'am?

1. true man

2. geez how much do you produce....you do know that those areas must be cleaned every now and then to free space for more right ?

of course..I am Czech...is what we do .....

[TBoneTX 45,304]

You're grossing out the chicas, you old piece a leather jacket....

Then my work here is done, si man. Come on, Tonto. "Hi-yo, SILLLLLL-ver!..."

[TBoneTX 45,304]

1. geez how much do you produce

2. you do know that those areas must be cleaned every now and then to free space for more, right?

Many. of course..I am Czech...is what we do .....

1. I'm the chief exporter to several small South American countries, see ma'am.

2. Re sleeves & pants: wait till they dry, then shake vigorously or stand in the wind, see man.

Many. I saw a Czech immigrant with his finger jammed up his nose to the Manyth (4th) joint, whee man.

Sadly, must off-log to do Real Work. Assuming that the DSL is working, shall return during the witching hour, c u man. Meanwhile, everyone should suggest ideas on how to get the rubias out of the casa in time, si man.

[SAT 9,609]

1. I'm the chief exporter to several small South American countries, see ma'am.

2. Re sleeves & pants: wait till they dry, then shake vigorously or stand in the wind, see man.

Many. I saw a Czech immigrant with his finger jammed up his nose to the Manyth (4th) joint, whee man.

Sadly, must off-log to do Real Work. Assuming that the DSL is working, shall return during the witching hour, c u man. Meanwhile, everyone should suggest ideas on how to get the rubias out of the casa in time, si man.

Get back ta work ya lazy yokel!

Whadaya think the hocks are just gonna ham themselves?

[TBoneTX 45,304]

1. Get back ta work ya lazy yokel!

2. Whadaya think the hocks are just gonna ham themselves?

1. I said that, q.v. man.

2. Si, ham. But how do I get the rubias to deport themselves from the casa?

Eve, man.

[JTB11 1,079]

1. I said that, q.v. man.

2. Si, ham. But how do I get the rubias to deport themselves from the casa?

Eve, man.

spread miu poo all over the house ?

[Merrytooth 5,748]

1. I said that, q.v. man.

2. Si, ham. But how do I get the rubias to deport themselves from the casa?

Eve, man.

Slap your head a few times, then your imaginary rubias will disappear.

Repeat the above again.

[Ontarkie 14,226]

1. I said that, q.v. man.

2. Si, ham. But how do I get the rubias to deport themselves from the casa?

Eve, man.

If slapping your head doesn't work hand them a broom