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Yeah, we had a similar discussion at the office last Friday.

My co-worker said that if people wouldn't believe in God, they would kill themselves.

Sometimes she's so dumb that it makes me speechless... <_<

Wow, it is a wonder I am still am alive! :innocent:

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she sure is :) and she is small, cute and cuddly....and her husband looks like Cary Grant :D

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*wave back*

:)

And when I said that most wars were started in the name of God, she didn't have anything to say...

What a lovely couple! :)

Any pics? :P

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d69/janabaslik/18638_104426622909778_2825573_n_zpsb3b05bf8.jpg

:)

I will take it down soon so let me know if you saw it, don't want to spread pics without them knowing.

No religion in the forum shhhh :)

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Lovely couple! :)

Wow, they un-blocked photobucket at my office, since I had no issues with checking the picture... :P

awesome :)

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hello thread! i had a lovely day with my mom! we went out for a long lunch and then dropped by the mall to pick out birthday presents for my brother. and i may have walked out with 2 pairs of shoes for myself also...but...nevermind that. :P

mom and i are too tired to even think of cooking dinner so we ordered mcdonalds :dead:

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hello thread! i had a lovely day with my mom! we went out for a long lunch and then dropped by the mall to pick out birthday presents for my brother. and i may have walked out with 2 pairs of shoes for myself also...but...nevermind that. :P

mom and i are too tired to even think of cooking dinner so we ordered mcdonalds :dead:

hello kitt :)

enjoy the mcdonald's ew lol

I know there was something else I was going to say but I am too tired to remember. lol

oh yes..smoothie drank (that was not it but whatever)

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And I was right about the MIL being annoyed at me for having the dogs like me....yesterday there was a dog and a cat and of course..I spent the day sitting in the corner petting the dog/cat ....so at some stage she goes.

"that is what it is...you get all the dogs attached to you because you pet them all the time" (in a little annoyed and a little blaming voice)

so I say

"well, I am sorry I love animals so of course I pet them..what would you have me do" (ok I was a little defensive there)

"nothing, psh I don't care"

ok yes...sure you don't I see it...as much as you did not care about me eating the dumb strawberries but you had to say 3x (no kidding)..."well I guess I will pretend there is strawberries to eat with my cake"....GOD ! (yes I stole her strawberries, yes I should have known)

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You know your wife is hormonal when she gets mad at you because she thinks you're thinking something, even though what you've said and done are the exact opposite. Apparently saying and doing the opposite, means you're really thinking about doing the thing she's thinking you're thinking about so they;re correct to get mad at you. :girlwerewolf2xn:

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You know your wife is hormonal when she gets mad at you because she thinks you're thinking something, even though what you've said and done are the exact opposite. Apparently saying and doing the opposite, means you're really thinking about doing the thing she's thinking you're thinking about so they;re correct to get mad at you. :girlwerewolf2xn:

:rofl: my head hurts....going to have to read this 4 more times.

oooh I know what you mean....it is when we know you are doing/saying something you don't want to do even though you are doing it. See we see thru you and know it is not really what you really want to do or say and therefore we get mad at you because we know what you dont know is that you are doing it because you want us not to be mad at you but muahahahah we are mad at you because we see thru your clever tactics. :devil:

this was fun :rofl::rofl::rofl:

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NOA1 for ROC 14 October, 2014

Life goes on, my ex-husband is a moron.

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And I was right about the MIL being annoyed at me for having the dogs like me....yesterday there was a dog and a cat and of course..I spent the day sitting in the corner petting the dog/cat ....so at some stage she goes.

"that is what it is...you get all the dogs attached to you because you pet them all the time" (in a little annoyed and a little blaming voice)

so I say

"well, I am sorry I love animals so of course I pet them..what would you have me do" (ok I was a little defensive there)

"nothing, psh I don't care"

ok yes...sure you don't I see it...as much as you did not care about me eating the dumb strawberries but you had to say 3x (no kidding)..."well I guess I will pretend there is strawberries to eat with my cake"....GOD ! (yes I stole her strawberries, yes I should have known)

Steals the one child left at home - check

Steals dog affections - check

Steals and eats strawberries - check

No wonder she hates that foreign chick - check

:rofl: my head hurts....going to have to read this 4 more times.

mine to, but its really a true thing that happened. It was truly a what the F moment. :ranting:

hello thread! i had a lovely day with my mom! we went out for a long lunch and then dropped by the mall to pick out birthday presents for my brother. and i may have walked out with 2 pairs of shoes for myself also...but...nevermind that. :P

mom and i are too tired to even think of cooking dinner so we ordered mcdonalds :dead:

Did you tell her you're marrying an infidel yet? Or will you wait until you give her little infidel grandchildren?

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Bio Complete : 4-18-2014
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Steals the one child left at home - check

Steals dog affections - check

Steals and eats strawberries - check

No wonder she hates that foreign chick - check

mine to, but its really a true thing that happened. It was truly a what the F moment. :ranting:

yes...I am ashamed of myself for being such a b...tch.

and lawl....ya. Hormones are a..holes...sorry...it will pass :)

Did you tell her you're marrying an infidel yet? Or will you wait until you give her little infidel grandchildren?

:lol:

GC received on the 28th of February, 2014 - no interview, no additional RFE's

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NOA1 for ROC 14 October, 2014

Life goes on, my ex-husband is a moron.

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