Black Toenails and Killer Chicken

[Ontarkie 14,230]

I taste mine..it is bad enough

If only I could stop with a taste, I'm hoping BF burns enough calories this time around to help. Moving to the US has made me fat.

[JTB11 1,079]

If only I could stop with a taste, I'm hoping BF burns enough calories this time around to help. Moving to the US has made me fat.

Ya...I started walking again...since winter is finally over....going to extend my 6 mile walks to 10-11 eventually and keep it up until it is too hot.

Moving is always an adjustment and having to cook makes it hard not to eat to be honest....you cannot imagine the times I wanted to pull out a bowl and eat it filled with curry and rice

[JTB11 1,079]

time to go to sleep though...pom pom just migrated to the room she is warm plus my computer is killing me with the heat already....oh joy

night !

Edited April 14, 2014 by JTB11

[Ontarkie 14,230]

Night!

[TBoneTX 45,324]

This is a little girl's mess. Maybe sometime I'll post one of Mini-B.'s messes, wee man.

[TBoneTX 45,324]

"When you marry, you will fight and fight and nothing is right, and she nags and nags, and she never agrees with you, it'll be terrible, this will go on for about 5 years."

I asked; "what happens after 5 years?"

My friend; "Then you get used to it"

The married couple had quarreled, and now they sat quietly, not speaking. The husband, trying to smooth matters over, looked up from his paper to remark, "I see here that they have more proof that we all sprang from monkeys."

"Well, don't be so proud about it," retorted the wife. "YOU certainly didn't spring very far."

---

A gloomy-looking traveling salesman sat down in a restaurant and told the waitress, "Please bring me two eggs fried until they're like rubber, two pieces of dry toast burnt black, and some weak, lukewarm coffee in a greasy cup with sour milk."

"Are you kidding?" said the waitress.

"No; I mean it," insisted the man.

When the waitress brought the order, she asked, "Anything else?"

"Now please sit down and nag me while I eat," said the man. "I'm homesick."

[TBoneTX 45,324]

my body

Pictures or it didn't happen, see and no man.

[TBoneTX 45,324]

I need to make this

http://hungryrabbitnyc.com/2014/01/coconut-mousse-cake/

Why would anyone want to cook a moose?

Oh, yeah -- Canadiana, eh man.

[TBoneTX 45,324]

Rant, as Promised:

Why, when a garage sale is advertised on Craigslist and on-line in the local newspaper, and signs are posted in the neighborhood with date & time, should it be nowhere to be found, huh man? That happened in fully Many (4) instances on Saturday's road trip, grrr man.

However, I stumbled upon several purely via posted signs. I got two different matching sets of pillowcases for $1 at one, and Many (5) butter-spatulas and a kitchen knife for $2 at another, whee man.

Even better was the haul at the couple of resale shops, whee man. At one, I got a couple of bottles of body-lotion for Mrs. T-B. for $1 each. At the other, I got Many (4) shirts for $2 each, Many (5) kitchen knives at .25 or .50 each, an Oscar de la Renta tie for $1, several pillowcases, and a couple of good warshcloths (Texas spelling), whee man.

Rant #2, Not as Promised:

It should be a State Jail felony (at minimum) when people donate a flat sheet without the fitted sheet or vice-versa, grrr man, and the resale store puts it out for sale.

Rant #Many, Also Not as Promised:

All sheets, including the flat & the fitted, should -- by law, under threat of State Jail felony or worse -- should have tags attached with the size in big letters, see man.

General observation, see here man: I continue to be mystified at the number of polyester ties from the 1970s that I run across at resale stores, hmmm man.

I put about Many (380) miles on the Mrs. T-B.-mobile on this day trip, gosh man, and arrived home quite exhaustedly (me, not the Mrs.-T-B.-mobile, which has passed its emissions tests). The vehicle is now gassed, de-bug-spotted, and garaged after 3 weeks of solid use; it shall be driven again by me at before-o'dark-thirty Thursday to retrieve the brood from the airport, si and zzz man. Meanwhile, we are returning to the T-B.-mobile for our horseless transport; the jalopy surprisingly started right up after 3 weeks of garaged torpor and didn't fall apart on a couple of drives around the block, si and no man.

We have driven mucho miles during Mrs. T-B.'s absence, si man: the above, plus Many (885) miles in Many (4) days on the west-Texas trip in the Rental-T-B.-mobile, sore hindquarters man.

Edited April 14, 2014 by TBoneTX

[Ontarkie 14,230]

Tbone I don't know how you manage all the GS I would go nuts.

Anyways I'm off to bed and hope to sleep. Night Tbone

And Good morning early birds.

[TBoneTX 45,324]

1. Tbone I don't know how you manage all the GS I would go nuts.

2. Anyways I'm off to bed and hope to sleep. Night Tbone

Many. And Good morning early birds.

1. They're a treasure-hunt, see ma'am.

2. 'Night, D ma'am.

Many. Mornin', Asia!

Many. Cat just brought the Carl's Jr. wrapper to my feet. Must minister accordingly, miu man.

Many. After Many above, cat cont'd., prep, & zzz, man.

Edited April 14, 2014 by TBoneTX

[JTB11 1,079]

4:30am...got my water bottle. I don't see more sleep inc today.

Good Morning Asia and TBone...and everyone else

[Asia 2,498]

Morning thread!

[JTB11 1,079]

Morning thread!

*wave*

[Asia 2,498]

I am not baptised. My daughter is not baptised. Last I checked, I get nothing but compliments on her behaviour when we're out with people. One does not need religion for right and wrong IMHO.

Yeah, we had a similar discussion at the office last Friday.

My co-worker said that if people wouldn't believe in God, they would kill themselves.

Sometimes she's so dumb that it makes me speechless...