Black Toenails and Killer Chicken

[SAT 9,609]

I just stepped on a piece of chocolate.

it's still good.....scoop it up and give it to Dex....

[Asia 2,498]

I just stepped on a piece of chocolate.

Are you sure it's chocolate?

[SAT 9,609]

Are you sure it's chocolate?

she should give it the taste test to make sure

I'm liking the action in the stock exchanges today

Edited April 11, 2014 by SteveAndTiff

[Novembro 1,763]

It fell off my granola bar yesterday morning and it blends in with the carpet so I didn't pick it up. I also don't wear my shoes at my desk.

[SAT 9,609]

It fell off my granola bar yesterday morning and it blends in with the carpet so I didn't pick it up. I also don't wear my shoes at my desk.

are you at work? or at home?

[NikLR 13,231]

Niki washing the Jeep pics now!

NOPE!

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FYI - RANT -

Target, I hate your jersey RE sheets. Why? Because the flat one is out of shape and doesn't fold properly. Who the heck sewed this thing anyhow? From now on I won't buy cheap Target sheets, as much as my husband can be a miser about stupid things like sheets. From now on I buy good sheets and towels. But only after we buy a house.

[Novembro 1,763]

are you at work? or at home?

At work of course.

[SAT 9,609]

At work of course.

You never saw that piece of chocolate, don't ever speak of it again....go home. Enjoy weekend.....

[Asia 2,498]

As you are watching Criminal Minds, please picture a short, stumpy guy with brown hair as the next victim. Please and thank you.

I don't think that would be this forum friendly

[SAT 9,609]

1-NOPE!

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2-FYI - RANT -

Target, I hate your jersey RE sheets. Why? Because the flat one is out of shape and doesn't fold properly. Who the heck sewed this thing anyhow? From now on I won't buy cheap Target sheets, as much as my husband can be a miser about stupid things like sheets. From now on I buy good sheets and towels. But only after we buy a house.

1- Niki pics now!

2- You shall continue to use 150 count polyester sheets and you'll like it !

[Caryh 5,206]

Last I checked... which was right about NOW, I am not anyone's "b!tch"

And I thought this was your FB page

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Canadian-Bitches/194139743944071

[Novembro 1,763]

I don't think that would be this forum friendly

Everything I say is friendly, dontchaknow!

Steve- forgot to mention we took the doges to the doge park yesterday. Hannibal Dexter enjoyed it very much. Show doge...not so much.

[Asia 2,498]

K, I'm off for today!

Good night!

[SAT 9,609]

And I thought this was your FB page

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Canadian-Bitches/194139743944071

lmao........

ahem....

You sir, have violated rule #....um....1 of the rules of the thread.

I must now report this matter to Capt. Byron Tarklar Hadley, and or Ms Stretch Ontarklar for further investigation....

[Asia 2,498]

Everything I say is friendly, dontchaknow!

Know, know!

But the pic wouldn't be