Black Toenails and Killer Chicken

[Novembro 1,763]

I really don't understand why people want to skip out on a month at the NVC to have it cost them MORE time to get the green card, MORE time to citizenship, and MORE money? I get the people from Vancouver for whom it would costs just as much money to fly to Montreal as it would to adjust their status. That I understand, but the rest, where the interview would be in the same place regardless?

please explain this to me?

because stupidity

[NikLR 13,227]

We keep it just to fuckwid the Canadians

Figured.

LOL!!!

because stupidity

[Novembro 1,763]

Watching Criminal Minds at the mo

Why this show is so demanding? I have to look at the TV the whole time, or else I miss something!

After you watch reruns for about a month, they all seem the same. And formula-wise, they are.

[NikLR 13,227]

didn't Trophie an I send you out for milk, cheese, and eggs?

Last I checked... which was right about NOW, I am not anyone's "b!tch"

[SAT 9,609]

did Niki say something? I didn't see or hear it over the sound and sight of how awesome the Imperial system is

Edited April 11, 2014 by SteveAndTiff

[NikLR 13,227]

No Jeep pictures.

[Asia 2,498]

Oj nie? (newcomers: this = Polish for "no, man")

Oj nie

[SAT 9,609]

Niki washing the Jeep pics now!

[Asia 2,498]

Despite the full and extinguished audience, including Asia herself, I must off-log until tonightly or tomorrow nightly. Really need a nap, zzz man..

That's good since I lost all my +1's for today

[SAT 9,609]

need....VC.....coffee.....

That's good since I lost all my +1's for today

hey if you ever get yo butt to NYC, I'll take you to that Asia restaurant....but I really dunno what they serve in there.....

need....drink.....

[Novembro 1,763]

why is no one validating the play I just wrote for you

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Niki washing the Jeep pics now!

Bikini or not forgiven for the grave insult of our glorious system of measure.

[Asia 2,498]

Awkward moment of the day:

(Background if'n you don't know already: I left my old job because I was passed over for the Communications Assistant job I applied for. They asked me to do the job for two months while they hired someone- sweet consolation prize, dicks- and then asked me to "train in" their new-hire. Their new-hire is the most unprofessional little t-wat I've ever had the displeasure of meeting and literally had no idea what he was doing. He called me one day to ask me how to make a post on Facebook. Okay.)

Scene I. The break room. Lunch time.

HR Lady: Elspeth, I sat across from your old director and his assistant at a conference yesterday! They said to say hi. What's his name...Derrick...Duane....De...?

Elspeth: Devin? (Mild contempt shows through.)

HR Lady: Yes, the guy who got the job you wanted!

Elspeth: Yes. (Contempt.) No hard feelings, though! (Lies.)

Scene II. Brain. Cranial Cavity.

Elspeth: #### why did I say that omg I am so dumb.

Brain: Yeah, you're really dumb.

*Fin*

So she didn't say if he was good or anything? Didn't mention he was dumb or something?

It's good you didn't say anything.

After all they have to deal with him now. And that should be the best reward

Edited April 11, 2014 by Asia

[SAT 9,609]

And for Niki's info....the world standard for crude oil IS 1 Imperial barrel of oil....42 gallons!

Na nana na......na......

[Novembro 1,763]

I just stepped on a piece of chocolate.

So she didn't say if he was good or anything? Didn't mention he was dumb or something?

It's good you didn't say anything.

After all they have to deal with him now. ANd that should be the best award

No, unfortunately.

As you are watching Criminal Minds, please picture a short, stumpy guy with brown hair as the next victim. Please and thank you.