Black Toenails and Killer Chicken

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

THREE COUNTRIES USE IMPERIAL SYSTEM

USA, Myanmar, Liberia

(..........)

Front of the short bus special.

Well, Liberia was founded by America - a magical land we spread much freedom to, right?

[TBoneTX 45,845]

And Ecu uses the U.S. dollar, $i man.

Despite the full and extinguished audience, including Asia herself, I must off-log until tonightly or tomorrow nightly. Really need a nap, zzz man..

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Well, since we are talking about America and its wonderful boundless glory:

[NikLR 13,231]

Time to get groceries.

[Asia 2,498]

my long distance bff is the best.

She felt awful when i told her the run down of my whole week and sent me a gift card to dunkin.

I was just about to ask my mommy for money lol

She's really the best!

[Novembro 1,763]

Awkward moment of the day:

(Background if'n you don't know already: I left my old job because I was passed over for the Communications Assistant job I applied for. They asked me to do the job for two months while they hired someone- sweet consolation prize, dicks- and then asked me to "train in" their new-hire. Their new-hire is the most unprofessional little t-wat I've ever had the displeasure of meeting and literally had no idea what he was doing. He called me one day to ask me how to make a post on Facebook. Okay.)

Scene I. The break room. Lunch time.

HR Lady: Elspeth, I sat across from your old director and his assistant at a conference yesterday! They said to say hi. What's his name...Derrick...Duane....De...?

Elspeth: Devin? (Mild contempt shows through.)

HR Lady: Yes, the guy who got the job you wanted!

Elspeth: Yes. (Contempt.) No hard feelings, though! (Lies.)

Scene II. Brain. Cranial Cavity.

Elspeth: #### why did I say that omg I am so dumb.

Brain: Yeah, you're really dumb.

*Fin*

[Caryh 5,206]

Still awaiting background info from Senator's office, promised nearly a year ago, sigh man.

Something tells me your senator no likes your idea

[SAT 9,609]

This reminds me... I asked my husband "How many yards in a mile?"

He says "Well there are 5XXX feet... divide that by 3."

I say "#######?! Why such a stupid number?"

He says "yes the metric system with 10's is easier but apparently it would be too much work to change over."

I say "You mean too many people who are resistant to change."

Him "Something like that."

/shakes head. Stupid imperial system. US doesn't want to be part of Britain but wants to continue to use the oldest system ever invented, by the British. /head thinks about exploding.

Next you're gonna want 100 keys on a piano? 10 strings on a guitar? huh? Huh?

Do they sell 10 eggs in Canada? 50 gallons of crude in 1 barrel? (You wish)

how bout we call Heinz and insist they have 100 varieties?

And all gasoline sold in America must be 80, 90 or 100 octane?

while we're at it.....why is gold 24K? lets make it 100k?

And lets have 10 day weeks, and 50 day months, 10 months a year!

Now you leave my imperial system alone! I like it just fine! Hmph......

[Asia 2,498]

Watching Criminal Minds at the mo

Why this show is so demanding? I have to look at the TV the whole time, or else I miss something!

[SAT 9,609]

Time to get groceries.

a double pack of Kraft American singles, and 2 DOZEN eggs......

Thanks kiddo

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

a double pack of Kraft American singles, and 2 DOZEN eggs......

Thanks kiddo

And a gallon of milk!! Uh-oh.

[NikLR 13,231]

I really don't understand why people want to skip out on a month at the NVC to have it cost them MORE time to get the green card, MORE time to citizenship, and MORE money? I get the people from Vancouver for whom it would costs just as much money to fly to Montreal as it would to adjust their status. That I understand, but the rest, where the interview would be in the same place regardless?

please explain this to me?

[SAT 9,609]

I really don't understand why people want to skip out on a month at the NVC to have it cost them MORE time to get the green card, MORE time to citizenship, and MORE money? I get the people from Vancouver for whom it would costs just as much money to fly to Montreal as it would to adjust their status. That I understand, but the rest, where the interview would be in the same place regardless?

please explain this to me?

didn't Trophie an I send you out for milk, cheese, and eggs?

[Caryh 5,206]

This reminds me... I asked my husband "How many yards in a mile?"

He says "Well there are 5XXX feet... divide that by 3."

I say "#######?! Why such a stupid number?"

He says "yes the metric system with 10's is easier but apparently it would be too much work to change over."

I say "You mean too many people who are resistant to change."

Him "Something like that."

/shakes head. Stupid imperial system. US doesn't want to be part of Britain but wants to continue to use the oldest system ever invented, by the British. /head thinks about exploding.

We keep it just to fuckwid the Canadians

[NikLR 13,231]

LOL we call it a 4 Litre. and 2 Litre of milk. Hubs looks at me funny when I say "can you pick up a 2L of milk..." LOL

Imperial system is not how we tell time, have days, hours or minutes, karats of gold, or why you can sell a dozen eggs..

Imperial system is inches, feet, yards, and miles. That is what I'm referring to. Weight, volume, and length. That's it.

We won't even go into the F vs Celcius because there a tonne of other ways to tell temperature for things.