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So my father is in the hosp. Asked me to get him a loaf of Italian bread yesterday. He ate a piece from it, and now it's hard as a rock. My mother tries to throw it out and he's adamant about keeping it....

well duh...you put it in the oven and make it all fluffy again :idea:

I am totally out walking....

GC received on the 28th of February, 2014 - no interview, no additional RFE's

Divorced as of September, 2014

NOA1 for ROC 14 October, 2014

Life goes on, my ex-husband is a moron.

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Oh no Lizzy. I'm so sorry. I'm certain I speak for everyone here that we're very sorry for his passing. And I hope that your family is faring well. And we send our best regards.

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Hubby had his surgery today, and all went well. He is still very woozy and achy, and is asleep right now. I have to go back tomorrow though so he's going to have a rough time without anyone to wait o

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Fading fast (actually, was pre-faded, but now = worse -- shaking head and biting tongue to stay awake, zzz man. Semisuccessful out-of-town GS day. Specific rants to follow. Am dead on hindquarters.

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So my father is in the hosp. Asked me to get him a loaf of Italian bread yesterday. He ate a piece from it, and now it's hard as a rock. My mother tries to throw it out and he's adamant about keeping it....

That's so if she gets outa line, he can beat her with it.

K1 from the Philippines
Arrival : 2011-09-08
Married : 2011-10-15
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Noa1 : 4-2-2014
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"My mama always says, Filipinas are like a box of chocolates...."

I know, they're really fun to eat :yes:

K1 from the Philippines
Arrival : 2011-09-08
Married : 2011-10-15
AOS
Date Card Received : 2012-07-13
EAD
Date Card Received : 2012-02-04

Sent ROC : 4-1-2014
Noa1 : 4-2-2014
Bio Complete : 4-18-2014
Approved : 6-24-2014

N-400 sent 2-13-2016
Bio Complete 3-14-2016
Interview
Oath Taking

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:rofl:

GC received on the 28th of February, 2014 - no interview, no additional RFE's

Divorced as of September, 2014

NOA1 for ROC 14 October, 2014

Life goes on, my ex-husband is a moron.

Caryh Grand Master

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You put the fix in. I'm gonna report your last post you marklar

Woohoo!

I win :P

Na nana. Na.....na........

Whoda man!

In your face!

:)

:P



Thanks Stretch ;)

K1 from the Philippines
Arrival : 2011-09-08
Married : 2011-10-15
AOS
Date Card Received : 2012-07-13
EAD
Date Card Received : 2012-02-04

Sent ROC : 4-1-2014
Noa1 : 4-2-2014
Bio Complete : 4-18-2014
Approved : 6-24-2014

N-400 sent 2-13-2016
Bio Complete 3-14-2016
Interview
Oath Taking

SAT Grand Master

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Now Stretch, if ya don't mind.....

Can you change this thread title to.....

"Nola and Jada are forever forbidden to start any thread, and where was wacko when we needed her" ?

You put the fix in. I'm gonna report your last post you marklar

Don't hate..... :)

Apree-she-ate.....

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dog is licking the coconut oil off me.

and hey ! Was Cary's idea ..that thread name !

she is licking it off of my arm that is.

GC received on the 28th of February, 2014 - no interview, no additional RFE's

Divorced as of September, 2014

NOA1 for ROC 14 October, 2014

Life goes on, my ex-husband is a moron.

Ontarkie Grand Master

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Woohoo!

I win :P

Na nana. Na.....na........

Whoda man!

In your face!

:)

:P

Thanks Stretch ;)

Your Welcome! :secret::devil:

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Met Playing Everquest in 2005
Engaged 9-15-2006
K-1 & 4 K-2'S
Filed 05-09-07
Interview 03-12-08
Visa received 04-21-08
Entry 05-06-08
Married 06-21-08
AOS X5
Filed 07-08-08
Cards Received01-22-09
Roc X5
Filed 10-17-10
Cards Received02-22-11
Citizenship
Filed 10-17-11
Interview 01-12-12
Oath 06-29-12

Citizenship for older 2 boys

Filed 03/08/2014

NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

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Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

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dog is licking the coconut oil off me.

and hey ! Was Cary's idea ..that thread name !

she is licking it off of my arm that is.

I'm not going to say it.

Nope.

See, look at all the self control I have.

3/2/18  E-filed N-400 under 5 year rule

3/26/18 Biometrics

7/2019-12/2019 (Yes, 16- 21 months) Estimated time to interview MSP office.

 

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I'm not going to say it.

Nope.

See, look at all the self control I have.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

GC received on the 28th of February, 2014 - no interview, no additional RFE's

Divorced as of September, 2014

NOA1 for ROC 14 October, 2014

Life goes on, my ex-husband is a moron.

Ontarkie Grand Master

Ontarkie   14,365

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Now Stretch, if ya don't mind.....

Can you change this thread title to.....

"Nola and Jada are forever forbidden to start any thread, and where was wacko when we needed her" ?

Don't hate..... :)

Apree-she-ate.....

Dang Steve that would be one long name for a thread

I''m going out for lunch I have no will power and a husband determine to not help my will power.

BBL if you all really did want a name change I could do it when I get back.

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Met Playing Everquest in 2005
Engaged 9-15-2006
K-1 & 4 K-2'S
Filed 05-09-07
Interview 03-12-08
Visa received 04-21-08
Entry 05-06-08
Married 06-21-08
AOS X5
Filed 07-08-08
Cards Received01-22-09
Roc X5
Filed 10-17-10
Cards Received02-22-11
Citizenship
Filed 10-17-11
Interview 01-12-12
Oath 06-29-12

Citizenship for older 2 boys

Filed 03/08/2014

NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

In line for Oath 06/20/14

Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

Caryh Grand Master

Caryh   5,206

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I'm not going to say it.

Nope.

See, look at all the self control I have.

And J said she wasn't getting any at home.

There now its done :lol:

K1 from the Philippines
Arrival : 2011-09-08
Married : 2011-10-15
AOS
Date Card Received : 2012-07-13
EAD
Date Card Received : 2012-02-04

Sent ROC : 4-1-2014
Noa1 : 4-2-2014
Bio Complete : 4-18-2014
Approved : 6-24-2014

N-400 sent 2-13-2016
Bio Complete 3-14-2016
Interview
Oath Taking

 
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