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THE RULES from the thread

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3.- This is a conversation. Keep it light-hearted.
4- If you see antagonists, just put them on ignore


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Oh....camptown racetrack's five miles long.....

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Oh no Lizzy. I'm so sorry. I'm certain I speak for everyone here that we're very sorry for his passing. And I hope that your family is faring well. And we send our best regards.

oohpartiv
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Hubby had his surgery today, and all went well. He is still very woozy and achy, and is asleep right now. I have to go back tomorrow though so he's going to have a rough time without anyone to wait o

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Fading fast (actually, was pre-faded, but now = worse -- shaking head and biting tongue to stay awake, zzz man. Semisuccessful out-of-town GS day. Specific rants to follow. Am dead on hindquarters.

Darnell Grand Master

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Try to enjoy your weekend oohpartiv!

We're going to some kid's birthday party where the parents are likely to be pissy at each other and have been since the guy came home from deployment, and my husband will be annoyed because he's bored but stuck being bored. Sunday is 4x4ing day. Monday he's going out to ride his bike so I get to clean the house.

slip a note to that wife, every 20 minutes -

[if you have sex with him now, he won't be pissy]

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Try that, report back after you leave the party.

Bonus points for slipping it into her pockets when she's not looking.

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Derby Day.

Man, I miss going to Derby Day.

I remember in the late 90s, omg.

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UH Oh... Midget Boatman - have I done something wrong?

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
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Derby Day.

Man, I miss going to Derby Day.

I remember in the late 90s, omg.

never been to a Derby D. Sounds like I am missing out ?

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You can go as the horse :)

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NikLR Grand Master

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slip a note to that wife, every 20 minutes -

[if you have sex with him now, he won't be pissy]

=-=-=-=-=-=

Try that, report back after you leave the party.

Bonus points for slipping it into her pockets when she's not looking.

It's the wife who's pissy.

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.  - Dr. Seuss

 

NikLR Grand Master

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Jada... you need to watch the Kentucky Derby on the TV. :) There's a replay of the Kentucky Oaks on the internet if you're interested in the filly version of the Derby.

It's part of the US Triple Crown in horse racing that hasn't been won since Affirmed in 1979. Secretariat won it and still holds the record times for the Derby and the Belmont. If you ever want to watch an amazing horse, watch Secretariat win the Belmont Stakes. Takes my breath away.

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.  - Dr. Seuss

 

NikLR Grand Master

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I bore my husband with horse talk to get him to sleep. He talks about radio wave lengths. :)


It's the wife who's pissy.

Also... since we're staying the night... it's hard to "leave the party"

However I will suggest some nookie to hubs before WE leave to go there. :)

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Darnell Grand Master

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never been to a Derby D. Sounds like I am missing out ?

It's one of the elite of social networking.

As to missing out, I dunno. I took my krewe there to chase business. I not do that anymore, being successful at it earlier.

It's the wife who's pissy.

Oh. NeverMind. Belay my last, and whatnots. Cream for DisRaeli !

not you dude....

I felt like I had to repost the rules

Sarcasm.....

you're my BFF, can do no wrong....kissy wissy....

Uh, when does boat season start for you - ie - when does yer boat get back in the water? Did I miss a report?

I hope the Gump Expenditures not eat into yer boat-fixing budget.

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

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Whoa Nelly ! Want NVC Info? see http://www.visajourney.com/wiki/index.php/NVC_Process

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