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Oh no Lizzy. I'm so sorry. I'm certain I speak for everyone here that we're very sorry for his passing. And I hope that your family is faring well. And we send our best regards.

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Hubby had his surgery today, and all went well. He is still very woozy and achy, and is asleep right now. I have to go back tomorrow though so he's going to have a rough time without anyone to wait o

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Fading fast (actually, was pre-faded, but now = worse -- shaking head and biting tongue to stay awake, zzz man. Semisuccessful out-of-town GS day. Specific rants to follow. Am dead on hindquarters.

N-o-l-a Grand Master

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So glad it's FRIDAYYYYYY

FRIDAY

gotta get down on friday

See when you have kids, you'll be like "Nooooo, it is Friday, I wonder how much my kids and husband can destroy the house this weekend?"

3/2/18  E-filed N-400 under 5 year rule

3/26/18 Biometrics

7/2019-12/2019 (Yes, 16- 21 months) Estimated time to interview MSP office.

 

Caryh Grand Master

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See when you have kids, you'll be like "Nooooo, it is Friday, I wonder how much my kids and husband can destroy the house this weekend?"

Lets all go to Nola's house and trash it this weekend.

K1 from the Philippines
Arrival : 2011-09-08
Married : 2011-10-15
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Date Card Received : 2012-07-13
EAD
Date Card Received : 2012-02-04

Sent ROC : 4-1-2014
Noa1 : 4-2-2014
Bio Complete : 4-18-2014
Approved : 6-24-2014

N-400 sent 2-13-2016
Bio Complete 3-14-2016
Interview
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See when you have kids, you'll be like "Nooooo, it is Friday, I wonder how much my kids and husband can destroy the house this weekend?"

I don't need to wait for the weekend for my house to be destroyed.

Have you heard about my dogs recently?

I love a guy who looks like he could be on Criminal Minds as either an agent or a killer.

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apparently I missed something too...well anyways...is it Friday ? oh shucks...weekend...again...speaking of which....MIL is baking cookies and asked me if I wanted to help...she also suggested we go to a fish restaurant this weekend that I had wanted to go to...something happened....


I don't need to wait for the weekend for my house to be destroyed.

Have you heard about my dogs recently?

the cute adorable things that like to chew stuff....you should post more pics.

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Novembro's dog after eating her shoes

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Arrival : 2011-09-08
Married : 2011-10-15
AOS
Date Card Received : 2012-07-13
EAD
Date Card Received : 2012-02-04

Sent ROC : 4-1-2014
Noa1 : 4-2-2014
Bio Complete : 4-18-2014
Approved : 6-24-2014

N-400 sent 2-13-2016
Bio Complete 3-14-2016
Interview
Oath Taking

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Novembro's dog after eating her shoes

:rofl:

creepy !

I shall this weekend. Taking them hiking.

yay !

I will post cookies that I piped stuff on.

GC received on the 28th of February, 2014 - no interview, no additional RFE's

Divorced as of September, 2014

NOA1 for ROC 14 October, 2014

Life goes on, my ex-husband is a moron.

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I don't need to wait for the weekend for my house to be destroyed.

Have you heard about my dogs recently?

Your stories make me not want to get another dog.

3/2/18  E-filed N-400 under 5 year rule

3/26/18 Biometrics

7/2019-12/2019 (Yes, 16- 21 months) Estimated time to interview MSP office.

 

N-o-l-a Grand Master

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Lets all go to Nola's house and trash it this weekend.

LOL, if only it were clean right now...it is again turned upside down. Next week is finals week for me, we are still renovating the bathroom (read stuff everywhere), it flooded yesterday in the basement (again read stuff everywhere), and I have to paint our bedroom this week because the Dane knocked the nails out the drywall from banging on the other side and his parents are staying in this room in two weeks (read more stuff everywhere).

Oh, and the dishwasher broke this week, i.e. dishes everywhere because I apparently am the only person in this household who not only knows how to clean the toilet but also hand wash dishes. I've bought paper and offered up money to my mother to replace the damn thing before I blow my brains out.

3/2/18  E-filed N-400 under 5 year rule

3/26/18 Biometrics

7/2019-12/2019 (Yes, 16- 21 months) Estimated time to interview MSP office.

 

Caryh Grand Master

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Your stories make me not want to get another dog.

All dogs go to heaven, so they must all be good boys and girls.

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LOL, if only it were clean right now...it is again turned upside down. Next week is finals week for me, we are still renovating the bathroom (read stuff everywhere), it flooded yesterday in the basement (again read stuff everywhere), and I have to paint our bedroom this week because the Dane knocked the nails out the drywall from banging on the other side and his parents are staying in this room in two weeks (read more stuff everywhere).

Oh, and the dishwasher broke this week, i.e. dishes everywhere because I apparently am the only person in this household who not only knows how to clean the toilet but also hand wash dishes. I've bought paper and offered up money to my mother to replace the damn thing before I blow my brains out.

Wow so you really need to throw a wild party so you have something to blame the mess on. Its a perfect plan! :dancing:

K1 from the Philippines
Arrival : 2011-09-08
Married : 2011-10-15
AOS
Date Card Received : 2012-07-13
EAD
Date Card Received : 2012-02-04

Sent ROC : 4-1-2014
Noa1 : 4-2-2014
Bio Complete : 4-18-2014
Approved : 6-24-2014

N-400 sent 2-13-2016
Bio Complete 3-14-2016
Interview
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LOL, if only it were clean right now...it is again turned upside down. Next week is finals week for me, we are still renovating the bathroom (read stuff everywhere), it flooded yesterday in the basement (again read stuff everywhere), and I have to paint our bedroom this week because the Dane knocked the nails out the drywall from banging on the other side and his parents are staying in this room in two weeks (read more stuff everywhere).

Oh, and the dishwasher broke this week, i.e. dishes everywhere because I apparently am the only person in this household who not only knows how to clean the toilet but also hand wash dishes. I've bought paper and offered up money to my mother to replace the damn thing before I blow my brains out.

Chinet to the rescue. Ain't America grand?!

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Caryh Grand Master

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Chinet to the rescue. Ain't America grand?!

My wife hates when I pull out the paper plates when I barbeque burgers on the grill. She has this amazing ability to use 8 plates when she makes dinner for just the two of us. :lol:

K1 from the Philippines
Arrival : 2011-09-08
Married : 2011-10-15
AOS
Date Card Received : 2012-07-13
EAD
Date Card Received : 2012-02-04

Sent ROC : 4-1-2014
Noa1 : 4-2-2014
Bio Complete : 4-18-2014
Approved : 6-24-2014

N-400 sent 2-13-2016
Bio Complete 3-14-2016
Interview
Oath Taking

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criminal minds creepy

GC received on the 28th of February, 2014 - no interview, no additional RFE's

Divorced as of September, 2014

NOA1 for ROC 14 October, 2014

Life goes on, my ex-husband is a moron.

 
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