Black Toenails and Killer Chicken

[JTB11 1,079]

They like your smell, so will want to sleep where you sleep, or sleep on your clothes. Like it was hot last night, so I didn't put my night shirt on when I went to bed, just left it on the foot of the bed in case I woke up cold and wanted it. This morning when I wake up, the dog is sleeping on it. Now it smells like dog

So early this morning a spammer emails a script wrapped up in a zip file to about 12 people here at the office. Its addressed to me, but blind carbon copied to all the others, and number of the email addresses don't even exist here. One of the people receiving it, of course its the salesman, forwards it to me saying here's a fax addressed to you. Why are salesmen so often so extremely dumb?

oh ! I did not know...she usually plomps on pile of dirty clothes too ....now that makes sense. haha

wow. that is like the time the Program Manager I replaced at some stage....sent out bills for tuition in the amount of 1 dollar....as opposed to 10 000.....we did get the payments fairly quickly ...

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Cary - some unnamed person with a PhD in physics is constantly forwarding me fake 50 dollar gift card to Amazon type emails.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Also, I am a little pissed at my husband, who refuses to fight a 350 dollar tax bill overcharge in Denmark, because his time is too valuable. Say what? Now that we have money, he seems to enjoy throwing it away.

[Caryh 5,206]

Cary - some unnamed person with a PhD in physics is constantly forwarding me fake 50 dollar gift card to Amazon type emails.

So far of people receiving them, one guy who's not to internet literate, ask someone who is and deletes the email. The rest realize what it is and delete it. Salesman forwards it to me. He's probably opened it and activated the script to. I remove a virus from his computer at least once and month and he never seems to learn. Oh but he claims he never opens them salesmen are often stupid and lie.

[JTB11 1,079]

Also, I am a little pissed at my husband, who refuses to fight a 350 dollar tax bill overcharge in Denmark, because his time is too valuable. Say what? Now that we have money, he seems to enjoy throwing it away.

sounds like my father. Now he wishes he was not so lax with his money....

[Caryh 5,206]

Also, I am a little pissed at my husband, who refuses to fight a 350 dollar tax bill overcharge in Denmark, because his time is too valuable. Say what? Now that we have money, he seems to enjoy throwing it away.

They tax you in dollars over there?

Lets throw your husband and my salesman in a box then roll it down a long hill somewhere. Maybe it will beat some sense into them, and if not what the heII it will be fun.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

So far of people receiving them, one guy who's not to internet literate, ask someone who is and deletes the email. The rest realize what it is and delete it. Salesman forwards it to me. He's probably opened it and activated the script to. I remove a virus from his computer at least once and month and he never seems to learn. Oh but he claims he never opens them salesmen are often stupid and lie.

Yep, this same person is constantly getting those irritating browser bar add-ons and viruses as well.

[JTB11 1,079]

They tax you in dollars over there?

Lets throw your husband and my salesman in a box then roll it down a long hill somewhere. Maybe it will beat some sense into them, and if not what the heII it will be fun.

man ! I wanted to plus one this one so bad but out of plus 1s.....if my father was not as old as he is I would say...throw him in too....

[Darnell 8,479]

I start speaking in 'if then' loops but mostly I just scream profanities at my laptop screen and open up 25 stackoverflow tabs trying to figure out the issue

mostly, i answer questions in the upper forums in the form of 'if/then/else' constructs.

[Tala202 27]

mostly, i answer questions in the upper forums in the form of 'if/then/else' constructs.

yea it's crazy how simple situations look once you once you think of them in terms of code.. I gotta start doing that more!

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

sounds like my father. Now he wishes he was not so lax with his money....

Yep, same with his clothes now too - oh it is perfectly fine to ruin a new pair of pants at work and I don't want to wear those old stained ones anymore. Mind you, he gets covered in bleach, dirt, paint, and stain on a daily basis at work. I think he was really upset that I wanted to keep my money separate, but I think it is necessary, to be honest.

I'm also still not sure I want to drop 8k to rewire a 75k house, but now that we have the money, it is no problem to the Dane!

He didn't grow up with money, so I don't think he gets it. Money can go pretty fast.

They tax you in dollars over there?

Lets throw your husband and my salesman in a box then roll it down a long hill somewhere. Maybe it will beat some sense into them, and if not what the heII it will be fun.

Well, for ease of forum use, I did convert it. He were going to refund him money and then turned around and charged him another 1800 dkk!

Edited April 11, 2014 by N-o-l-a

[Caryh 5,206]

Well, for ease of forum use, I did convert it. He were going to refund him money and then turned around and charged him another 1800 dkk!

When they realized he moved to America, they decided they wanted some of the money tree too?

[Darnell 8,479]

yea it's crazy how simple situations look once you once you think of them in terms of code.. I gotta start doing that more!

Venn Diagrams are useful, also.

[Ontarkie 14,369]

I just realized...slept 9 hours last night....woooooo. I gotta start on one of the recipes today...why oh why did I bring the pages downstairs.

oh sure rub it in!

[JTB11 1,079]

oh sure rub it in!