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:rofl:

also..yes..yes I am pregnant...it was one of those miracle pregnancies where it just happened...I woke up one day and there it was - second trimester. :yes:

Immaculate conception?

We always knew you were great, but carrying the child of a god? Wow!

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3/2/18  E-filed N-400 under 5 year rule

3/26/18 Biometrics

7/2019-12/2019 (Yes, 16- 21 months) Estimated time to interview MSP office.

 

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Oh no Lizzy. I'm so sorry. I'm certain I speak for everyone here that we're very sorry for his passing. And I hope that your family is faring well. And we send our best regards.

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Hubby had his surgery today, and all went well. He is still very woozy and achy, and is asleep right now. I have to go back tomorrow though so he's going to have a rough time without anyone to wait o

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Fading fast (actually, was pre-faded, but now = worse -- shaking head and biting tongue to stay awake, zzz man. Semisuccessful out-of-town GS day. Specific rants to follow. Am dead on hindquarters.

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I think I'm gonna need to import my wife's cousin, the communist assassin. He's retired now, but I'm sure he'd come out and do us a favor for a Jada cake.

Steve is fast with a fork, you were only there last week, and didn't even notice he knocked you up. :rofl:

lol

bad Cary...bad bad. :no:

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GC received on the 28th of February, 2014 - no interview, no additional RFE's

Divorced as of September, 2014

NOA1 for ROC 14 October, 2014

Life goes on, my ex-husband is a moron.

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Immaculate conception?

We always knew you were great, but carrying the child of a god? Wow!

Bless you my child for realizing I was great ! Amen.

:unsure:

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GC received on the 28th of February, 2014 - no interview, no additional RFE's

Divorced as of September, 2014

NOA1 for ROC 14 October, 2014

Life goes on, my ex-husband is a moron.

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Caryh Grand Master

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I actually wasn't joking about the communist assassin cousin, she really has one. He won't open your door either, he'll get you when you step out.

he is no match for my genius......

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Arrival : 2011-09-08
Married : 2011-10-15
AOS
Date Card Received : 2012-07-13
EAD
Date Card Received : 2012-02-04

Sent ROC : 4-1-2014
Noa1 : 4-2-2014
Bio Complete : 4-18-2014
Approved : 6-24-2014

N-400 sent 2-13-2016
Bio Complete 3-14-2016
Interview
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my long distance bff is the best.

She felt awful when i told her the run down of my whole week and sent me a gift card to dunkin.

I was just about to ask my mommy for money lol

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Bless you my child for realizing I was great ! Amen.

:unsure:

Hail Jada, mother of God darn good lemon cakes. :lol:

K1 from the Philippines
Arrival : 2011-09-08
Married : 2011-10-15
AOS
Date Card Received : 2012-07-13
EAD
Date Card Received : 2012-02-04

Sent ROC : 4-1-2014
Noa1 : 4-2-2014
Bio Complete : 4-18-2014
Approved : 6-24-2014

N-400 sent 2-13-2016
Bio Complete 3-14-2016
Interview
Oath Taking

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Hail Jada, mother of God darn good lemon cakes. :lol:

:rofl:

GC received on the 28th of February, 2014 - no interview, no additional RFE's

Divorced as of September, 2014

NOA1 for ROC 14 October, 2014

Life goes on, my ex-husband is a moron.

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I just realized...slept 9 hours last night....woooooo. I gotta start on one of the recipes today...why oh why did I bring the pages downstairs.

GC received on the 28th of February, 2014 - no interview, no additional RFE's

Divorced as of September, 2014

NOA1 for ROC 14 October, 2014

Life goes on, my ex-husband is a moron.

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Caryh Grand Master

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anyone ever go back to their first few VJ posts and laugh at how silly you sounded back then? :lol:

i can't believe that after starting this thread: http://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/442369-i-129f-true-test-of-our-relationship, my man is now taking charge of the entire AOS process and has been giving me instructions on what to make copies of in advance, what documents I'm going to need later on...i'm so proud of how far he's come! :P

Wow I remember that thread :lol:

K1 from the Philippines
Arrival : 2011-09-08
Married : 2011-10-15
AOS
Date Card Received : 2012-07-13
EAD
Date Card Received : 2012-02-04

Sent ROC : 4-1-2014
Noa1 : 4-2-2014
Bio Complete : 4-18-2014
Approved : 6-24-2014

N-400 sent 2-13-2016
Bio Complete 3-14-2016
Interview
Oath Taking

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my long distance bff is the best.

She felt awful when i told her the run down of my whole week and sent me a gift card to dunkin.

I was just about to ask my mommy for money lol

aw....I'll send you a gift card..........

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aw....I'll send you a gift card..........

what about me ! You privatized all my cakes and I get nothing ? :bonk:

GC received on the 28th of February, 2014 - no interview, no additional RFE's

Divorced as of September, 2014

NOA1 for ROC 14 October, 2014

Life goes on, my ex-husband is a moron.

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what about me ! You privatized all my cakes and I get nothing ? :bonk:

You got his baby

K1 from the Philippines
Arrival : 2011-09-08
Married : 2011-10-15
AOS
Date Card Received : 2012-07-13
EAD
Date Card Received : 2012-02-04

Sent ROC : 4-1-2014
Noa1 : 4-2-2014
Bio Complete : 4-18-2014
Approved : 6-24-2014

N-400 sent 2-13-2016
Bio Complete 3-14-2016
Interview
Oath Taking

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I think both of you are getting special Jcakes..... :angry:

GC received on the 28th of February, 2014 - no interview, no additional RFE's

Divorced as of September, 2014

NOA1 for ROC 14 October, 2014

Life goes on, my ex-husband is a moron.

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not me...I was super cool from the get go!

You still have my wallet!!

Wallet, she deserves your company credit card and full access to your Amazon account, she's having you baby after all!

I think both of you are getting special Jcakes..... :angry:

yeehee I get special Jadacakes!

K1 from the Philippines
Arrival : 2011-09-08
Married : 2011-10-15
AOS
Date Card Received : 2012-07-13
EAD
Date Card Received : 2012-02-04

Sent ROC : 4-1-2014
Noa1 : 4-2-2014
Bio Complete : 4-18-2014
Approved : 6-24-2014

N-400 sent 2-13-2016
Bio Complete 3-14-2016
Interview
Oath Taking

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