Black Toenails and Killer Chicken

[TBoneTX 45,850]

my friend's grandfather was a cannibal

Cannibal crossed the Rubicon with elephants, si man.

Actually, it's rumo(u)red that Canadians kill and eat all visitors as a sign of welcome, eh man.

I need to get my own box of raisins....

It's cheaper to find a rabbit hutch, take their droppings, and put them into your empty raisin box, see man.

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d69/janabaslik/Random/mil_zps6940b94f.jpg

That and Birkenstocks are the greatest contribution to voluntary male birth-control ever devised, yuck man.

[TBoneTX 45,850]

Nobody carries a green card ...

Mrs. T-B. did, under threat of great bodily death.

Why are you showing us the contents of tarklars wallet?

Thief! Reported!!!

[TBoneTX 45,850]

http://www.texasescapes.com/CentralTexasTownsNorth/Squeezepenny-Texas.htm

Being serious for a fleeting moment, wow man: texasescapes.com is a cool, valuable website, si man. Have used it often.

[TBoneTX 45,850]

\Unless you're in AZ, the police aren't going to be asking to see a green card. I'm not so sure they ask there any longer either.

Unless the 287g program has been abandoned, any P.D. that's part of that program can ask, if I recall.

[TBoneTX 45,850]

Jada is trying to kill the thread with cat pics again.

There is nothing like a fat orange cat, no man.

Edited April 29, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,850]

Con ed is electric

You've obviously been Conn-ed, see man. In Texas (+Many, Nueva York zero-minus), we can go to http://www.powertochoose.org and take our pick, see man.

got to fire an array of guns

Pretty gringo-like, Comrade Slim...

[TBoneTX 45,850]

Rant:

I tell Mrs. T-B. that I need to go back on my diet.

Mrs. T-B. agrees.

I tell her the dinner options:

-- Bag of microwave rice, can of tuna, can of peas; or

-- Bag of microwave rice, can of tuna, can of (diet) mushroom soup, see man.

Tonight, she makes Dinner #1, si man. However, before dumping in the can of tuna, she squeezes every molecule of liquid from it, and before dumping in the can of peas, she drains every molecule of liquid from it. I had to eat this charming casserole with a fork and could barely choke it down, gag man. What's wrong with something non-soup that has any moisture-molecules in it, huh huh huh man?

Edited April 29, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,850]

Six years ago today, we got the first hosing at Guayaquil. ####### consulate.

Cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', Asia!

Edited April 29, 2014 by TBoneTX

[Asia 2,498]

Morning!

[kitthekat 1,317]

my sister left her luggage bag from her trip to japan TWO WEEKS AGO out next to the couch and i didn't see it, tripped, went flying, broke fall with my hand. sprained wrist. gonna kill her when she gets home. practicing choking someone with one good hand now.

morning asia!

[Merrytooth 5,748]

Rant:

I tell Mrs. T-B. that I need to go back on my diet.

Mrs. T-B. agrees.

I tell her the dinner options:

-- Bag of microwave rice, can of tuna, can of peas; or

-- Bag of microwave rice, can of tuna, can of (diet) mushroom soup, see man.

Tonight, she makes Dinner #1, si man. However, before dumping in the can of tuna, she squeezes every molecule of liquid from it, and before dumping in the can of peas, she drains every molecule of liquid from it. I had to eat this charming casserole with a fork and could barely choke it down, gag man. What's wrong with something non-soup that has any moisture-molecules in it, huh huh huh man?

Mrs T-B not cooking real dinner for you? Microwave / canned food are not very healthy

[Asia 2,498]

my sister left her luggage bag from her trip to japan TWO WEEKS AGO out next to the couch and i didn't see it, tripped, went flying, broke fall with my hand. sprained wrist. gonna kill her when she gets home. practicing choking someone with one good hand now.

morning asia!

She definitely deserves killing!

But maybe stabbing will be better than chocking

I'd say good morning to you, but it seems you didn't have a good morning...

Edited April 29, 2014 by Asia

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Rant:

I tell Mrs. T-B. that I need to go back on my diet.

Mrs. T-B. agrees.

I tell her the dinner options:

-- Bag of microwave rice, can of tuna, can of peas; or

-- Bag of microwave rice, can of tuna, can of (diet) mushroom soup, see man.

Tonight, she makes Dinner #1, si man. However, before dumping in the can of tuna, she squeezes every molecule of liquid from it, and before dumping in the can of peas, she drains every molecule of liquid from it. I had to eat this charming casserole with a fork and could barely choke it down, gag man. What's wrong with something non-soup that has any moisture-molecules in it, huh huh huh man?

That sounds really gross, water from can or not.

Six years ago today, we got the first hosing at Guayaquil. ####### consulate.

6 years and 10 days ago, I filed for divorce from my SOB ex.

Correction: We co-petitioned and strolled happily into the courthouse together.

Edited April 29, 2014 by N-o-l-a

[JTB11 1,079]

Morning everyone ,

I think I slept over 10 hours, one could not wake me if it was the end of the world. Well....I did crawl out of bed around midnight, brushed teeth and went back to bed. It was the best sleep I have had in ....very long time. Maybe it is the rain...or the fact that I just get whatever groceries I want

coffee.....mmmm

[Caryh 5,206]

You need for a cat to barf on it, si man. See "Cat Barf, Si Man" in the Polls forum, see man.

Its had more than enough dog barf on it, no need for feline barf to. Besides one of my dogs loves cats, for lunch or dinner, so my place would not make for a good life for a cat.

Ok......in the background, why is the dishwasher smaller than the dishwasher-hole?

and there appears to be some kinda scrawny dog to the left of the Tupperware

Part of the coming low carb dinners?

Morning everyone ,

I think I slept over 10 hours, one could not wake me if it was the end of the world. Well....I did crawl out of bed around midnight, brushed teeth and went back to bed. It was the best sleep I have had in ....very long time. Maybe it is the rain...or the fact that I just get whatever groceries I want

coffee.....mmmm

Morning. Been staying up to late myself lately, so tough getting up in the morning afterwards.

Agree with the coffee statement