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SAT Grand Master

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Are you trying to grease up the mean lady now?

no she's talking about a wheel bearing, made me think of grease....then made me think of greasing....

now I'm think about another coffee....

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The killer chicken eats the black toenails off people by ripping them off. Come on keep up, the whole story was in the last thread. :lol:

Yes its pretty hard to keep up in this thread. If you fall behind, you just need to jump in at the end and keep going.

I want Jada's lemon cake with raspberries and coffee to. I've only got the coffee right now.

half of the cake is gone so you better hurry :lol:

MIL has been making pizza for dinner this whole week so I think lemon cake was a nice change lol

Good morning all....I sleep in and missed pages of stuff...sigh.

Having a smoothie....it is tasting good again after a tiny non-smoothie break.

no she's talking about a wheel bearing, made me think of grease....then made me think of greasing....

now I'm think about another coffee....

could share a coffee....I got the cake....we got no coffee around.

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Also, up in the Minnesota North KKTHX.

The only thing delivered up there is snow and overflowing rivers.

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half of the cake is gone so you better hurry :lol:

MIL has been making pizza for dinner this whole week so I think lemon cake was a nice change lol

Good morning all....I sleep in and missed pages of stuff...sigh.

Having a smoothie....it is tasting good again after a tiny non-smoothie break.

could share a coffee....I got the cake....we got no coffee around.

don't these people eat veggies??

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TML shoulda married an auto mechanic.....

Jada shoulda married a flour distributor

I shoulda married a cook

LOL

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half of the cake is gone so you better hurry :lol:

MIL has been making pizza for dinner this whole week so I think lemon cake was a nice change lol

Good morning all....I sleep in and missed pages of stuff...sigh.

Having a smoothie....it is tasting good again after a tiny non-smoothie break.

could share a coffee....I got the cake....we got no coffee around.

Bring the cake to Minnesota, we got plenty of coffee for you.

don't these people eat veggies??

I used to eat vegetables, but it was a pain getting rid of all the wheelchairs.

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Bring the cake to Minnesota, we got plenty of coffee for you.

seriously ya'll...I will start driving around the US with cakes lol

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Me trying to explain to my daughter how it works that Loki turned himself into a mare and got pregnant with a jotun's stallion's baby who then became Sleipnir, the eight legged horse....

Well, ummm, Loki is really special that way and ummm just like he was the parent of the midgård serpent, Hel, and Fenris, the wolf...he could be the mother of a horse... He's like a mommy and a daddy, get it?

Her: No.

Me: Magic! It is all magic!

Uncomfortable mythological situations 101.

Who ever made up those gods was on drugs, serious drugs.

all you Marklars back off !! :angry:

I get the first cakes, cookies, muffins, anything that comes outta her oven ! me first! me me me me me!

Rumor has it, Jada is pregnant. Is that your's too?

seriously ya'll...I will start driving around the US with cakes lol

You're gonna need more than a bicycle iffen you're going to deliver country wide.

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1- Rumor has it, Jada is pregnant. Is that your's too?

2- You're gonna need more than a bicycle iffen you're going to deliver country wide.

1- may be....not!

2- All Jada products are mine!

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Yup! Will do :)

Well for starters, I HATE CODING.. why must C, Python, Bash etc etc be a part of my life right now :cry::cry::cry:

I hate being interrupted while coding and having to speak, my words come out in code syntax :lol:

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:rofl:

also..yes..yes I am pregnant...it was one of those miracle pregnancies where it just happened...I woke up one day and there it was - second trimester. :yes:

GC received on the 28th of February, 2014 - no interview, no additional RFE's

Divorced as of September, 2014

NOA1 for ROC 14 October, 2014

Life goes on, my ex-husband is a moron.

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I think I'm gonna need to import my wife's cousin, the communist assassin. He's retired now, but I'm sure he'd come out and do us a favor for a Jada cake.

1- may be....not!

2- All Jada products are mine!

Daffy_Duck__Orange_Lantern_by_general_gr


:rofl:

also..yes..yes I am pregnant...it was one of those miracle pregnancies where it just happened...I woke up one day and there it was - second trimester. :yes:

Steve is fast with a fork, you were only there last week, and didn't even notice he knocked you up. :rofl:

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Arrival : 2011-09-08
Married : 2011-10-15
AOS
Date Card Received : 2012-07-13
EAD
Date Card Received : 2012-02-04

Sent ROC : 4-1-2014
Noa1 : 4-2-2014
Bio Complete : 4-18-2014
Approved : 6-24-2014

N-400 sent 2-13-2016
Bio Complete 3-14-2016
Interview
Oath Taking

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I hate being interrupted while coding and having to speak, my words come out in code syntax :lol:

I start speaking in 'if then' loops :lol: but mostly I just scream profanities at my laptop screen and open up 25 stackoverflow tabs trying to figure out the issue -_-

I am the beneficiary.

July 2010: Met in Germany

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May 1st – Aug 31st 2013: J1 Stay in US

Dec 23rd 2013– Jan 4th 2014: Trip together to Germany

Jan 30th, 2014: Married in VA!

Feb 11th, 2014: Back in Montreal

USCIS Journey

Feb 13th, 2014: Sent I-130 packet overnight (delayed by DC storm)

Feb 18th, 2014: I-130 received by USCIS (PD)

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