Black Toenails and Killer Chicken

[JTB11 1,079]

Test, si ma'am: 1 + 2 + Many + Many = New Poland Guinea Zealand, see ma'am.

(Got it, first try, whee man!)

you are here early, si man.

[TBoneTX 46,310]

1. tbone... green is not a good colour for loogies... but since you HAD just been mowing the lawn, may be understandable.

2. Considering the number of anti-bacterial resistance bacteria out there, you may have one of those. Or asthma. Or COPD. Or just a wicked cough that won't go away. Soo... yeah...

1. Are you prejudiced against green loogies, huh huh huh ma'am? Reported!!!!!!!

2. I take antibiotics enough so that any bug that bites me dies a horrible death, si man. However, after uncontrollable, paroxysmal coughing last night for hours, I finally took some snootfuls of Flonase. That helped some but made me hoarse, croak man.

"A hoarse is a hoarse, of coarse, of coarse..."

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This is what I intended to post early this morn before off-logging, see man, except the VJ server went squirrelly, aarrgh man:

Saturday GS report, see man:

We (I, Mrs. T-B., & Mini-B.) hit Many GSs today. Most all were at least pretty good; we got at least one item at each, at minimum -- sometimes, Many, whee man. The trunk of the Mrs. T-B.-mobile was quite full, see man.

Mini-B. was crabby for most of the time. He cheered up when we got ripped off... er, lunched at KFC, $i man.

My prizes were (1) $ucce$$fully talking everyone down, and (2) discovering a non-ugly Oscar de la Renta tie for half a buck, whee man. Mrs. T-B. distinguished herself right away, at the very first stop, by taking half an hour to buy various jewelry items, paying $Many ($8) for them, and losing the bag within just Many (3) minutes, sigh man. After fruitless retracing of paths and multiple searches, she concluded, "I put the bag in the side pocket of my purse but didn't zip it, and it probably fell out. Can we go back and look again?"

Thread-Laundress Report: I warshed a load that consisted solely of the day's purchases, si man.

I must de-dish the warsher, minister downstairs to a corpulent, purring feline who has not left Cat-Daddy alone during this entire computer session, prep, and zzz, man. Mornin', Asia! (Oh, si man... it's Sunday.)

you are here early, si man.

Must arise at o'dark-thirty for a stupid meeting, sigh and zzz man... in addition, I shall soon be called away to try to read to a peripatetic Mini-B.

Texas tristar feral swine flu.... H3-T9A6

Got it, first try, si man!

[TBoneTX 46,310]

eh - when i make a batch of tea, i put in the juice of 1 lime. is nice.

I skip the tea in favor of paint-thinner with a little grenadine.

[oohpartiv 484]

Dad passed away late Friday. I'll be understandably scarce for a while.

Hope all is well with everyone else.

[TBoneTX 46,310]

I don't drink it either (coffee, man)

i don't drink that either (tea, man)

How on earth do you stay awake, D ma'am, the Little Guy and 2-year-old aside? No-Doz tablets?

maybe after they shaved hum he vanished

Reminds me of that classic episode (was there any other kind?) of "Married with Children" when Al took the Dodge through a car wash and it disappeared.

[JTB11 1,079]

Dad passed away late Friday. I'll be understandably scarce for a while.

Hope all is well with everyone else.

I am so so sorry dear...my condolences.....*hugs*

[TBoneTX 46,310]

why is the dog so chewy ?

Because they're not crunchy, see ma'am.

[TBoneTX 46,310]

Dad passed away late Friday. I'll be understandably scarce for a while.

It's hard. Really hard. May you be comforted among all who mourn.

[SAT 9,609]

Dad passed away late Friday. I'll be understandably scarce for a while.

Hope all is well with everyone else.

Oh no Lizzy. I'm so sorry.

I'm certain I speak for everyone here that we're very sorry for his passing. And I hope that your family is faring well. And we send our best regards.

[TBoneTX 46,310]

Not to make light of any situation, but here's the obligatory Thread Laundress report, see man:

Had to dodge Mrs. T-B., who lost her mind (or was seized by space aliens) and decided to clean most of the upstairs. Was able, via Laundress Prowess, to combine Many (8) loads into Many (6). This, more than anything, confirmed the returns of Mrs. T-B. & Mini-B. to this here casa, si man.

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Part Many, Dear, if you want to talk, we're here for you, si ma'am.

Edited April 28, 2014 by TBoneTX

[Novembro 1,763]

Dad passed away late Friday. I'll be understandably scarce for a while.

Hope all is well with everyone else.

Sorry dear. Prayers and good thoughts to you and yours.

[Novembro 1,763]

Wack, and exactly how do you know it was Dex that helped Angus get at the wallet? Angus told you?

We had a crate, but he grew out of. Weren't in the position to drop another $100 on a new one. Wish we had...

We borrowed out a larger kennel last night. Didn't think to toss him in for 10 minutes.

Steve- TH's wallet was on the kitchen table. Dexter jumps on it to see out all the time. Surely he knocked it off and show dog ate it.

[Ontarkie 14,565]

Dad passed away late Friday. I'll be understandably scarce for a while.

Hope all is well with everyone else.

I'm so sorry for your loss

How on earth do you stay awake, D ma'am, the Little Guy and 2-year-old aside? No-Doz tablets?

Reminds me of that classic episode (was there any other kind?) of "Married with Children" when Al took the Dodge through a car wash and it disappeared.

Sugar lots and lots of sugar.

[SAT 9,609]

Ah I see....

The ole "Let me knock over the wallet so the other dog chews it up and gets in trouble" ploy.....

[TBoneTX 46,310]

Reminds me of the Biomedical Engineering student who said to his professor, "My homework ate my dog."

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Off to watch the late news & de-dish the warsher, c u man.