Black Toenails and Killer Chicken

[Asia 2,499]

you are reading my mind...

And I'm predicting what Darnell will say when he reads this

[SAT 9,609]

I can speak like Darklar.....

inject 2 ex-lax into said snack. Place snack in inconspicuous locale within premise.

report in 4 hours time.

[JTB11 1,079]

I can speak like Darklar.....

inject 2 ex-lax into said snack. Place snack in inconspicuous locale within premise.

report in 4 hours time.

[SAT 9,609]

he talks in the form of riddles and instructions lol

[Asia 2,499]

I can speak like Darklar.....

inject 2 ex-lax into said snack. Place snack in inconspicuous locale within premise.

report in 4 hours time.

[SAT 9,609]

see? now I'm getting good laughs at poor Darklars expense lol

[Novembro 1,763]

MORNING ALL

[Asia 2,499]

MORNING ALL

Morning!

See? We mention Darnell and BOOM! He appears!

[Darnell 8,479]

he talks in the form of riddles and instructions lol

yes, an exercise best left to the reader..

[though I swear, I hated that phrase when I was in school, had it to do, at least 2 times each week. Sometimes a math proof, sometimes a historical thingie to write about, but always extra work]

[Darnell 8,479]

And I'm predicting what Darnell will say when he reads this

Human Consumption, OK.

Animal Consumption, suggest not, as there ain't a competent human in the house to clean up the dog poo, save for J.

If'n I was the moderator / facilitator between these two humans, I would set a stringent schedule for playing games on computer/consoles. Anyone breaking the schedule, going over, has to do chores in the house.

Since the toothless wonder would be breaking that schedule, and often, at least he'd learn how to do chores in the house. IMO, a useful life skill, worth possessing.

<EOM>

[Novembro 1,763]

How's wife, darny?

[Darnell 8,479]

see? now I'm getting good laughs at poor Darklars expense lol

wot? mimicry is the highest form of flattery.

what news of breakfast?

How's wife, darny?

sicker than last night.

I made an ice bath this morning, carefully placed her in it for 10 minutes,

then wrapped her in a coverlet and put her back into bed.

Lots of soup, tylenol and some other stuff, already already.

she's snoring at the moment.

Yes, I made it through the cursing with the ice bath, but she says she feels better afterwards....

[Novembro 1,763]

Awwww you're so sweet to help her like that.

[Darnell 8,479]

he talks in the form of riddles and instructions lol

there was a toothless wonder from Pacoima

who had a boil on his loima.

When begging to lance,

He fell into a trance,

and wasn't heard from, begoya....

[Darnell 8,479]

Awwww you're so sweet to help her like that.

This was the 2nd time she has been ill.

I not remember what's what on the first time,

but

I had my EMT kit with me last night, dug it out, and started going over the stuff in it, with her, before she crashed.

She asked me why I carry EMT kit - I told her that I'm always prepared, reminded her about my Eagle Scout status..... and farming, even in the city, is dangerous

Luckily, I not need anything from the kit last night - but I am conditioned to open the case, when I hear someone say 'I am sick'.