Black Toenails and Killer Chicken

[JTB11 1,079]

And I'm not calling you flat.....

ok then.

[SAT 9,609]

I'm dying here...lmao....

So my daughter had a hello kitty metal lunch box in hand, she's swinging it and singing as she walks in the bedroom....

She trips over her Elmo and she falls flat on her face, the lunch box goes flying behind her, lands and everything flies out. She sits up and starts looking to see who saw that. When I start cracking up is when she started crying.....all in about 5 seconds time....

Omg she's a little clown. What entertainment lol

ok then.

Ah then why don't you one up that post my dear

So I can do the ole bait and switch lol

Edited April 26, 2014 by SteveAndTiff

[JTB11 1,079]

I'm dying here...lmao....

So my daughter had a hello kitty metal lunch box in hand, she's swinging it and singing as she walks in the bedroom....

She trips over her Elmo and she falls flat on her face, the lunch box goes flying behind her, lands and everything flies out. She sits up and starts looking to see who saw that. When I start cracking up is when she started crying.....all in about 5 seconds time....

Omg she's a little clown. What entertainment lol

Ah then why don't you one up that post my dear

So I can do the ole bait and switch lol

I may have learned my lesson..

[Ontarkie 14,378]

you were a bad student.

Thank you!

Thanks. and I knowww, I've been crazy busy lately. My father has been in poorer health than usual, and between trips to the hospital, lawyer, work, and school, all I want to do when I get home is sleep.

Happy Birthday! I hope your father gets better soon!

update on hubs:

- forced him to respond yes and no to chat messages

- told him I intend to get groceries whichever ones I want (with thought...not getting gourmet stuff) and i will not be counting the money because I feel like i have spent enough as is and it evens out - he said ok.

- asked him to think over the weekend about how he would like our relationship to be...the dream situation pretty much...his expectations.

- also told him, for the love of god, not to ask me what is it I wanted him to think about during weekend (if he does do that I won't try anymore...did not say that though felt too much like a threat)

- told him i was sorry about how we ended up and that it is upsetting...he said he was also sorry and agreed that we seem to be on opposite sides of the spectrum when it comes to relationships

this took about 2 hours and him saying every other sentence..."I am tired, I cannot think"..."I have nothing in my mind right now" and not responding at all so I had to say "do you understand me ?"..."does this make sense?"...."would you please say yes if you get it?" .....he did say "yes" so whatever.

-also asked him to please not give me attitude and treat me like a villain just because I am saying things he does not want to hear or think about since I feel like he married me and had me come here so at least i deserve some sort of effort....minimal effort to listen and try to respond with "yes". he said..."right"

well...there we go...progress ? Sure...grocery shopping on Sunday baby

oh and I intend to add some meat into my diet in hopes that it will bring my periods back (shush all you men) ....one chicken ####### a week and one serving of fish...and see what happens...might just start with fish at first....

non-rant-over.

This is so weird, I hope he thinks things over for you.

Hey, J, you know what will also help, buckwheat (soba) noodles.

Could be the stress and all the exercising you've been doing. I hope that it comes back for you.

Agreed too much stress and working out!

I'm dying here...lmao....

So my daughter had a hello kitty metal lunch box in hand, she's swinging it and singing as she walks in the bedroom....

She trips over her Elmo and she falls flat on her face, the lunch box goes flying behind her, lands and everything flies out. She sits up and starts looking to see who saw that. When I start cracking up is when she started crying.....all in about 5 seconds time....

Omg she's a little clown. What entertainment lol

Poor thing, and your a big meany laughing at her.

I would of too

[SAT 9,609]

Poor thing, and your a big meany laughing at her.

I would of too

I think her pride was hurt more than her bum

[TBoneTX 45,853]

tarklar stole my joke!

Then where's my +1, huh man?

now that he's been here a while, I don't hear any talk of going back, and he shoots it down when I even mention it!

It's early yet, but Mrs. T-B. hasn't said word one about our eventually relocating to Ecu, no man.

1. Cute cat

2. but where is the dress?

1. Thank you, si ma'am.

2. It was her first day home, and she thought that it was a nudist colony, whee man.

[TBoneTX 45,853]

We don't eat our pets, Mister.

But you do kill and eat all foreign visitors, by way of welcome, oj tak.

[TBoneTX 45,853]

Three routers, two broadband connections, firewall, 96 network connections, two wireless repeaters, fiber links to 96 more network connections. Oh and a telephone

And a partridge in a pear treeeeeee...

whadahelis dat?

A partridge in a pear tree, I said, see man!

we decided that we hate cats.

[stirs, snorts, awakens] Grrrrr, man.

he called me a llama

LPoP and unread, but in case anyone here is discussing llamas, here is a relevant palindrome, see man:

Llama, I am all.

1. I hope your father will get better soon....

2. sleeping is good

1. Si, man.

2. Zzz, man.

[TBoneTX 45,853]

Would you like for me to tell everyone the truth about your breasteses?

Fotos or they didn't happen, no man!

Thank you for keeping us abreast of this, si man.

[Darnell 8,479]

update on hubs:

- forced him to respond yes and no to chat messages

- told him I intend to get groceries whichever ones I want (with thought...not getting gourmet stuff) and i will not be counting the money because I feel like i have spent enough as is and it evens out - he said ok.

- asked him to think over the weekend about how he would like our relationship to be...the dream situation pretty much...his expectations.

- also told him, for the love of god, not to ask me what is it I wanted him to think about during weekend (if he does do that I won't try anymore...did not say that though felt too much like a threat)

- told him i was sorry about how we ended up and that it is upsetting...he said he was also sorry and agreed that we seem to be on opposite sides of the spectrum when it comes to relationships

this took about 2 hours and him saying every other sentence..."I am tired, I cannot think"..."I have nothing in my mind right now" and not responding at all so I had to say "do you understand me ?"..."does this make sense?"...."would you please say yes if you get it?" .....he did say "yes" so whatever.

-also asked him to please not give me attitude and treat me like a villain just because I am saying things he does not want to hear or think about since I feel like he married me and had me come here so at least i deserve some sort of effort....minimal effort to listen and try to respond with "yes". he said..."right"

well...there we go...progress ? Sure...grocery shopping on Sunday baby

oh and I intend to add some meat into my diet in hopes that it will bring my periods back (shush all you men) ....one chicken ####### a week and one serving of fish...and see what happens...might just start with fish at first....

non-rant-over.

I think the only useful thing here -

is that it was a chat,

so

there may be a stored chat log,

that is retrievable later.

if'n that's the case, then he can re-read the stored chat log, often, when he's lucid.

[TBoneTX 45,853]

Today, back was more flexible than it's been, but pain was also worse than yesterday. Muscled through it (no pun intended... OK, pun!), returned to casa, popped aspirin, mowed lawn without incident.

Many, many GSs tomorrow (some subdivision-wide and very nearby, whee man), si man. Shall cat prep zzz nowish in order to arise at o'dark-thirty, c u man.

[Darnell 8,479]

ya ya ya.

i strained my knee a bit today, and it's hurting like a mo-fo. No slog out to the farmers market scheduled for tomorrow or next weekend,

so I'm gonna take it easy. I feel for ya, T-BoneZ !!!! [in a 'give me yer naprosyn' sorta way] ...

Walking is still easy. Yay. The Misses and I are having a sleep-over at the main house tonight - #######, is it really 01:15? [no, it's not, this POS puter not been turned on since before daylight savings time] Time for nappies ! She crashed earlier, having a fever and body-aches so I dosed her up with stuff. Finally she's accepting Western Medicine for flu and common cold, so I've a small win there.

Hasta con brioche, y'all...

Edited April 26, 2014 by Darnell

[Darnell 8,479]

Fallopian Rants Amidst Foul Fowl. I have spoken

Fallopian Rants Amidst Uncut, Boobalicious Foul Fowl. I have spoken again

[TBoneTX 45,853]

Finally she's accepting Western Medicine for flu and common cold, so I've a small win there.

Gracias, Bro D. Knee feel better soonish, knee man.

Spousal unit has come around very quickly on the medicine bit, she man.

Zzz, man.

[Darnell 8,479]

T-BoneZ - a personal note - me and my gardening crew have been successful at reclaiming used/almost dead wheelbarrows this season, making 11 workables out of 20 collected (with a bit of new tires and a welder] . Yup, price was free. Got em at various places, but mostly:

1. FreeCycle and

2. construction sites during the brick-laying stage.

Somehow, my wife has decided to paint them up in fanciful designs, on the outside. I'm all for it, gets her into the garden before the sun sets