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Darnell Grand Master

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and i just had left over coffee I found in the pot...no sleep for me......oh well.

Been trying to watch one episode of cooking show..went back to minute 5 about 15 times...keep getting sidetracked....

must start cooking dinner....don't feel like cooking dinner at all....what I do want to do is....check into a hotel and take a looong bath and order room service. Ya...that sounds about right.

i like left over coffee !!!

get 2 pitchers.

put coffee and milk and sugar in one,

then pour into the other,

then keep pouring back

about 5 times.

gets the sugar well mixed and

makes a nice froth.

add ice, if'n you want.

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Wimmin just don't understand that men are hardwired that way from birth. Its not like we even have a choice, the eyes just go there.

yup yup.

When I'm outside with my wife, I take off my glasses so I canna see them.

Of course, that gets me lots of stares from the womenfolk, as I'm still handsome in my dotage.

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Screw that, I ain't going home, gonna go get drunk somewhere.

I hope you found a quiet hole in the wall that serves Kentucky Bourbon.

remember how I said I was grumpy ? :bonk:

You should wake him up at 3:00 AM, handle yer business, and slink back to yer sleeping room.

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bourbon... reminds me of whiskey... reminds me I need more coke for the crown royal... THANKS Darnell! :D

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.  - Dr. Seuss

 

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I normally avert my eyes when I get caught, no need to the lady to stare me back down. :lol:

I always had fun getting caught - usually opening up the conversation with, "Madam, I'm terribly sorry to stare at you in this fashion, but your _______ reminded me of someone I slept with once, and I was indulging in the memory, reliving those 48 hours of bliss. I'm terribly sorry, it won't happen again"

Yes, about half of those convos kept going, well into the next day. I had skills once, yes I did !

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Fallopian rant and the Killer Chickens has a ring to it. :lol:

Fallopian Rants Amidst Foul Fowl. I have spoken ;)

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You should wake him up at 3:00 AM, handle yer business, and slink back to yer sleeping room.

PFFT... they have "toys" for that.

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PFFT... they have "toys" for that.

Yer so right - I completely forgot about that side of handling one's business.

My bad.

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I have a ton of homework for this weekend and zero motivation to get it all done :( oh well. My birthday is on the 30th. Maybe I'll do something nice then. :)

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I have a ton of homework for this weekend and zero motivation to get it all done :( oh well. My birthday is on the 30th. Maybe I'll do something nice then. :)

Do what I did in school :)

hand in the exact same piece of paper for every class and see if the professors actually look at it :)

And if they do, just tell them you handed in the wrong shlt :)

Happy birthday if I don't see you Sasquatch!

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:D

I just ate a cube of chicken I made...yup...I did.

You all proud of yourself now?

last day of work!

Ever? :o

the pie came out well btw...I hear it is tasty. Grats on them abs and good luck on the rest.

Ew...

bourbon... reminds me of whiskey... reminds me I need more coke for the crown royal... THANKS Darnell! :D

Ya lush.....

PFFT... they have "toys" for that.

Ya nymph....

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You all proud of yourself now?

I pat myself on the back....then sat on the stairs will all dogs down below and looked at them in queen like manner...so to sum it up...yah...pretty proud.

GC received on the 28th of February, 2014 - no interview, no additional RFE's

Divorced as of September, 2014

NOA1 for ROC 14 October, 2014

Life goes on, my ex-husband is a moron.

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Wimmin just don't understand that men are hardwired that way from birth. Its not like we even have a choice, the eyes just go there.

See, man.

"Of COURSE I look at other women, Honey. Otherwise, how would I know how good-looking YOU are?"

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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I was not wearing a mini skirt or stripper heels. I don't even OWN either of those. I was wearing a pair of shorts that go to mid thigh and a t shirt. YEESH. I'm no longer a size 6. I don't expect anyone to look. I'm an average size 10 with a squishy middle.

Fotos or you didn't happen, see and no ma'am.

No one stares at me anymore. :cry:

LPoP and unread, but fotos or you didn't happen, see and no ma'am.

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Edit: Uh-oh... THIS is an LPoP... however, it will be read and bonused +1 -- si man, Jada & Asia?

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06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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