Black Toenails and Killer Chicken

[SAT 9,609]

Sometimes every job feels like this one.

That's Tarklars job lol

[NikLR 13,231]

Hm, like 2 or 3 days? It was short and (TMI) I bleed ever so slightly for like a month.

Now...my body just hates me and it does what it wants, like (yay more TMI) I'll get my period when my body feels like it, recently my cycle was 11 days and that's happened a few times. Sometimes I'll go a while without it, which is nice, but overall I can't predict it at all. Sometimes it'll be heavy and sometimes not, most of the time the cramps. are. just. killer. It takes 800 mg ibuprofen 4 times a day for 3 days to ease the pain. Sometimes I'll get all the pain and no period!

Ask your doctor about buscopan. I took it in college. Miracle drug I swear! Little bitty pill smaller than a BC pill and the pain is GONE. In college I would miss class because I was crying on the floor of my dorm room unable to move.

Also look into if you have cancer. My mom had the same issues and needed a hysterectomy. Hubs asked why I don't just get one of those.... Cause you don't unless you need it. I may just need to work out more and it might be easier on my body.

BTW no, I'm not naming a rant thread fallopian rant and killer chickens. I have no idea where the killer chickens come into play either.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Omg I have been waiting to use these:

I reserve the right to use them again.

[NikLR 13,231]

ROFL!!!!

[SAT 9,609]

I had nuttin to do with naming this last version of the thread. It was Trophie that had the chicken idea!

My poor rant thread has evolved into uterine coffee chat.....

[SAT 9,609]

We haven't seen Darklar since he said he's been sick....maybe what's her face poisoned him and put him outta his misery?

[jfgk1987 303]

Ask your doctor about buscopan. I took it in college. Miracle drug I swear! Little bitty pill smaller than a BC pill and the pain is GONE. In college I would miss class because I was crying on the floor of my dorm room unable to move.

Also look into if you have cancer. My mom had the same issues and needed a hysterectomy. Hubs asked why I don't just get one of those.... Cause you don't unless you need it. I may just need to work out more and it might be easier on my body.

BTW no, I'm not naming a rant thread fallopian rant and killer chickens. I have no idea where the killer chickens come into play either.

If only that drug was available in the US! It sounds wonderful...I need to find it when I get my fiance and bring him back here.

For now, I don't have cancer; I brought my own misery upon myself, my broken uterus is my own fault and overall I ain't even mad.

[NikLR 13,231]

Ah well. My broken one is completely due to genetics. My mother was the only sister out of 5 girls who could have natural child birth. I may be built like her for the most part (dear Lord don't let me be 250lbs EVER!!!) except for that important part of anatomy.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

I had nuttin to do with naming this last version of the thread. It was Trophie that had the chicken idea!

My poor rant thread has evolved into uterine coffee chat.....

No, it was Cary!

I liked the rainbows and unicorns, mmk?

[NikLR 13,231]

Don't worry I will think of something appropriate when the time comes.

[Novembro 1,763]

Don't worry I will think of something appropriate when the time comes.

Hannibal Dexter Strikes Again

Just toured an assisted living facility and got a free pizza what what

[JTB11 1,079]

Hannibal Dexter Strikes Again

Just toured an assisted living facility and got a free pizza what what

I just ate a cube of chicken I made...yup...I did.

[Novembro 1,763]

A cube, you say?

[JTB11 1,079]

A cube, you say?

lol...well I cut the ####### into cubes...and I had one cube

[Novembro 1,763]

Cutting tits is very cannibalistic!