A New Conspiracy?

[Kathryn41 3,205]

THIS KIND OF STUFF HAS GOT TO STOP IN OUR COUNTRY!

We Must Stop This Immediately!

Have you noticed that stairs are getting steeper. Groceries are heavier.

And, everything is farther away. Yesterday I walked to the corner and I was

dumbfounded to discover how long our street has become! This extension work

was apparently done at night!! Very sneaky stuff..

And, you know, people are less considerate now, especially the youngsters.

They speak in whispers all the time! If you ask them to speak up they just

keep repeating themselves, endlessly mouthing the same silent message until

they're red in the face! What do they think I am, a lip reader?

I also think they are much younger than I was at the same age. On the other

hand, people my own age are so much older than I am. I ran into an old

friend the other day, and she has aged so much that she didn't even

recognize me.

I got to thinking about the poor dear while I was combing my hair this

morning, and in doing so, I glanced at my own refection ........Well,

REALLY NOW- even mirrors are not made the way they used to be!

Another thing, everyone drives so fast these days! You're risking life and

limb if you happen to pull onto the freeway in front of them.. All I can say

is, their brakes must wear out awfully fast, the way I see them screech and

swerve in my rear view mirror.

Clothing manufacturers are less civilized these days. Why else would they

suddenly start labeling a size 32 pair of pants a 42, or medium shirt as

'extra large? Do they think no one notices that these things no longer fit

around the waist, hips, thighs, and neck?

The people who make bathroom scales are pulling the same prank, but in

reverse. Do they think I actually "believe" the number I see on that dial?

Heck ! I would never let myself weigh that much! Just who do these people

think they're fooling?

I'd like to call up someone in authority to report what's going on -- but

the telephone company is in on the conspiracy too: they've printed the phone

books in such small type that no one could ever find a number in there!

All I can do is pass along this warning: We are under attack! Unless

something drastic happens, pretty soon everyone will have to suffer these

awful indignities. PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW AS SOON AS

POSSIBLE SO WE CAN GET THIS CONSPIRACY STOPPED!

PS: I am sending this to you in a larger font size, because something has

caused my computer's regular fonts to be smaller than they once were. (They

must be sneaking to my house and messing around with my computer. Probably

CIA....!!!) Pretty scary stuff huh?

[MichelleandCraig 1]

:lol:

I think there's a conspiracy in this house...everytime I go to get something, "someone" has moved it! Grrrrrr. I'm too young to be "losing" it already! (yes, bad pun intended)

Edited January 9, 2007 by MichelleandCraig