'Do It For Denmark' Campaign Urges Danes To Have More Sex

[Harpa Timsah 13,258]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/28/do-it-for-denmark_n_5050597.html?cps=gravity

Have sex to save the country.

That's essentially the meaning of the "Do It For Denmark" campaign sponsored by travel company Spies Rejser.

One of the ads (seen above) frets that Denmark's birthrate is not looking so hot these days and is at its lowest level in decades. The Washington Post helpfully confirms that Danish people aren't making babies like they used to, but the travel company sees hope in the tougher-to-verify stat that Danes have 46 percent more sex on vacation.

Hence, the ad campaign suggests that Danes should get out more and get it on in a different locale for the good of their country's longevity. If only there were a travel company that could facilitate that sort of thing.

If having sex and procreating isn't its own reward, Spies Travel further sweetens the deal. If you can prove you conceived your child on a trip that you booked through the company, Spies Travel will give you three years of "baby stuff."

This is hardly the only travel ad campaign urging consumers to fornicate, Time notes

From TIME:

In the late ’00s, a range of hotel companies and tour operators latched onto the idea that there was a strong demand among couples for

“procreation vacation”

packages, or

“conceptionmoons,”

if you’d rather.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Why not just invite more immigrants?

[Neonred 3,562]

And here we have the opposite:

Ukraine Sex Strike Against Russian Men Gaining Strength

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• Mar. 27 2014 00:00
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http://www.themoscowtimes.com/article/496883.html

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/28/do-it-for-denmark_n_5050597.html?cps=gravity

Have sex to save the country.

That's essentially the meaning of the "Do It For Denmark" campaign sponsored by travel company Spies Rejser.

One of the ads (seen above) frets that Denmark's birthrate is not looking so hot these days and is at its lowest level in decades. The Washington Post helpfully confirms that Danish people aren't making babies like they used to, but the travel company sees hope in the tougher-to-verify stat that Danes have 46 percent more sex on vacation.

Hence, the ad campaign suggests that Danes should get out more and get it on in a different locale for the good of their country's longevity. If only there were a travel company that could facilitate that sort of thing.

If having sex and procreating isn't its own reward, Spies Travel further sweetens the deal. If you can prove you conceived your child on a trip that you booked through the company, Spies Travel will give you three years of "baby stuff."

This is hardly the only travel ad campaign urging consumers to fornicate, Time notes

From TIME:

In the late ’00s, a range of hotel companies and tour operators latched onto the idea that there was a strong demand among couples for “procreation vacation”packages, or “conceptionmoons,” if you’d rather.

Hmmmm, bribing white people to procreate? So you can be a taker AND a maker at the same time!

White people are geniuses!

[Harpa Timsah 13,258]

I want a sex discount and free stuff

Honestly though, childcare is messed up in the US. I do think we need more support with that. The childcare tax thingy could be reworked, for starters.

[Novembro 1,763]

Would.

[Harpa Timsah 13,258]

I wonder what evidence they require for the "ovulation discount"? Some mucus?

You know, America's great patriots show it by eating chicken, Denmark's by sexing it up. Gotta change countries.

Edited March 28, 2014 by Harpa Timsah

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I want a sex discount and free stuff

I think we should get Amazon vouchers. Or maybe if you do it at least once a week, it pays for Amazon Prime. Three times a week and you get Amazon Fresh (major markets only).

[Harpa Timsah 13,258]

I think we should get Amazon vouchers. Or maybe if you do it at least once a week, it pays for Amazon Prime. Three times a week and you get Amazon Fresh (major markets only).

Splendid idea! How much should lead to a potato discount?

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Splendid idea! How much should lead to a potato discount?

Every night, but you must be done before 3am local time.

[Harpa Timsah 13,258]

Every night, but you must be done before 3am local time.

Oof, that's a lot of work

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I'm lazy and old. I'd settle for the vouchers. I need to buy some new Batiste dry shampoo and it's way cheaper on Amazon than in the shops. Also my cat needs a cat tree, so it's vouchers. Plus I already have Prime.

[Harpa Timsah 13,258]

I like that Pssst stuff, it's cheap and classic!

[Danno 1,228]

Why not just invite more immigrants?

That only works if you want to increase their population. (The immigrant)

True, Japan could decide they want a bigger population by opening up their country to mass immigration from the M.E.

But that does nothing to solve the problem of a withering Japanese society.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

This is a conversation about old school hair products now. Please keep on topic.