Stupid Q, but be honest if you answer.

[Penny Lane 8,159]

That's true love.

Not really what Disney promised me it would be.

[Teddy B 17,252]

Not really what Disney promised me it would be.

Try looking at it as being on one of the Disney thrill rides next time, perhaps Thunder Mountain.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

Try looking at it as being on one of the Disney thrill rides next time, perhaps Thunder Mountain.

Let's get this straight. You went on vacation and didn't post here at all? You didn't come here and brag about it so that we'd all be jealous that you were on vacation? And didn't tell us any stories about being naked or anything like that? What's up with that?

[X Factor 1,112]

Farting is healthy

[OnMyWayID 1,489]

Not to brag.. but my farts don't smell... at all... Well usually not anyways.. I thought that I was special or maybe just pure of heart but evidently it is not at all rare.. In fact 60% of the human population do not have the bacteria in their colons required to create the bad fart smell .. Source: http://www.abc.net.au/health/features/stories/2013/09/24/3855151.htm

Lets think about that for a minute.. We could kill that particular bacteria and not have smelly farts and there is no harm to your system.. There is money to be made here.. If *I* owned a pharmaceutical company there would be some R&D Funds going to this starting tomorrow.

This new drug could save the OPs otherwise doomed relationship.

Edited March 31, 2014 by OnMyWayID

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

My beloved calls them "love kisses."

I must be truly loved, because he blew one down the phone to me the other night.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

My beloved calls them "love kisses."

I must be truly loved, because he blew one down the phone to me the other night.

And my wife thinks I'm sick.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

And my wife thinks I'm sick.

You might be.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

You might be.

But I'm not that sick.

[Novembro 1,763]

The Husband thinks it's amusing to dutch oven me on the reg.

[LmmL 46]

Sometimes i wish my fart smells like vanilla! Then i don't need to buy any parfume anymore.

[Teddy B 17,252]

Let's get this straight. You went on vacation and didn't post here at all? You didn't come here and brag about it so that we'd all be jealous that you were on vacation? And didn't tell us any stories about being naked or anything like that? What's up with that?

Contrary to popular belief, I do have some sympathy for you rump swabs.

My beloved calls them "love kisses."

I must be truly loved, because he blew one down the phone to me the other night.

That's awesome!

[Abby62 23]

My husbands make me and THE dogs leave the room because of the rotten stench..ughhhh

[Teddy B 17,252]

I like walking up to people I don't necessarily care for, drop a bomb and walk away with a smile.

[Caryh 5,206]

I like walking up to people I don't necessarily care for, drop a bomb and walk away with a smile.

Nothing says FU like dropping a smoke bomb on someone and walking away.