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Filed: Country: United Kingdom
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Hey, isn't Eric the one who always states he has an appendage rather on the large size at every available opportunity?

If so, does any one else see the irony in him posting this thread? :lol:

I was under the impression that Eric has undergone a sex change and is now Erica.... :wacko:

Confuse me more why dontcha!! :P

Filed: Citizen (pnd) Country: England
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Yep, get those and the ones that promise to enlarge my pen1s and its girth by 20%. Being a woman, I'll pass since I don't really want any more girth.

I've also been promised one of: 1) ALL of our members get laid 2) 62% of our members get laid 3) 73% of our members get laid 4) 84% of our members get laid. I think I'll sign up with #1.

Oh, and *I* won the UK lottery!!! Yippeee!!!!!! I didn't even remember having entered it.

But, I've been sworn to secrecy about the money that's going to be sent to my bank account any day now. Someone overseas needed me to help them because the government is going to steal it from them, otherwise.

1-21-09 Getting Naturalization documents together.

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Filed: Other Country: Israel
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Hey, isn't Eric the one who always states he has an appendage rather on the large size at every available opportunity?

If so, does any one else see the irony in him posting this thread? :lol:

That was the first thing I thought when I saw this thread this morning, but resisted stating the obvious. I knew someone would.

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Hey, isn't Eric the one who always states he has an appendage rather on the large size at every available opportunity?

If so, does any one else see the irony in him posting this thread? :lol:

I was under the impression that Eric has undergone a sex change and is now Erica.... :wacko:

You said SEX change huh huh huh huh huh huh.

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Service Center : California Service Center

CIS Office : San Francisco CA

Date Filed : 2008-06-11

NOA Date : 2008-06-18

Bio. Appt. : 2008-07-08

Citizenship Interview

USCIS San Francisco Field Office

Wednesday, September 10,2008

Time 2:35PM

Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: England
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it can happen you know,the U.S embassy in london gave me a sex change on my visa for free,unfortunatly they also let the courier lose my updated male visa,which in turn made me have to rebook my flights.

and i can vouch for anyone going for a sex change ,when the embassy does it it doesnt hurt much and is easily reversed lol

i came on here tonight after mrs crash went to zzzzzzz expecting to see at least 2000 posts from her since we arrived in may im shocked,at least i have an excuse i work hard and late into the night,unlike mrs crash aka cari who is just paid to be where she works

hi to all our friends and to everyone else i think someone should email her and tell her how bad she is for not popping in to say hi

happy new year also to all

i think this year should be the year of the visa instead of the dog

visa's dont malt and do naughty things on the rug

p.s i will pop back in again soon and check on cari's platinum poster status lol

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Crash (UK) and Cari (NYC) Two lives, two hearts joined together in friendship united forever in LOVE

July 17, 2005 - HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE - OUR WEDDING DAY!!!!!

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9/9/05 I-130 APPROVED!!

2/13/06 CASE COMPLETE per NVC - got letter on 2/25/06

3/28/06 - INTERVIEW SCHEDULED FOR 5/2/06 @ 10:30 A.M.

Medical scheduled for 4/10/06 - everything went great!!

5/2/06 - INTERVIEW - APPROVED !!

5/20/06 - Crash came home to NY for good!!

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3/24/08 sent in petition to VSC

3/25/08 FedEx confirmed-package received

3/28/08 check cleared bank

3/31/08 received NOA1-extension (dated 3/25/08)!!

4/7/08 received NOA2-biometrics appt (dated 4/3/08)!

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Smilin Bob wants you!

"I swear by my life and my love of it that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine."- Ayn Rand

“Your freedom to be you includes my freedom to be free from you.”

― Andrew Wilkow

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Yes, I get those. I also get emails from horny women in my town on an almost daily basis. They all seem to want to fukc me!

me too~!.. allot of horney housewives...hmmmmm

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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I don't need that enhancements ####### I'm large as is. More like a reducer is what i need lol :whistle::devil::jest::P:unsure::wacko::blink::dead::whistle:

Citizenship

Event Date

Service Center : California Service Center

CIS Office : San Francisco CA

Date Filed : 2008-06-11

NOA Date : 2008-06-18

Bio. Appt. : 2008-07-08

Citizenship Interview

USCIS San Francisco Field Office

Wednesday, September 10,2008

Time 2:35PM

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well sister lisa, maybe he was trying to help out the smaller members of vj

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: Morocco
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ya right :thumbs: and we are seeing them all stepping forward :thumbs:

TIMELINE

04/04/2007 K1 Interview from H...w/the devil herself

06/12/2007 Rec'd Notification Case Now Back In Calif. only to expire

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11/20/2007 Married in Morocco

02/23/2008 Mailed CR1 application today

03/08/2008 NOA1 Notice Recd (notice date 3/4/08)

08/26/2008 File transfered fr Vermont to Calif

10/14/2008 APPROVALLLLLLLLLLLL

10/20/2008 Recd hard copy NOA2

10/20/2008 NVC Recd case

11/21/2008 CASE COMPLETE

01/15/2009 INTERVIEW

01/16/2009 VISA IN HAND

01/31/2009 ARRIVED OKC

BE WHO YOU ARE AND SAY WHAT YOU FEEL, BECAUSE THOSE WHO MIND DONT MATTER AND THOSE WHO MATTER DONT MIND

YOU CANT CHANGE THE PAST BUT YOU CAN RUIN THE PRESENT BY WORRYING OVER THE FUTURE

TRIP.... OVER LOVE, AND YOU CAN GET UP

FALL.... IN LOVE, AND YOU FALL FOREVER

I DO HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, JUST NOT THE ABILITY

LIKE THE MEASLES, LOVE IS MOST DANGEROUS WHEN IT COMES LATER IN LIFE

LIFE IS NOT THE WAY ITS SUPPOSED TO BE, ITS THE WAY IT IS

I MAY NOT BE WHERE I WANT TO BE BUT IM SURE NOT WHERE I WAS

 

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