The Rainbow Rant (now with Unicorns)

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One might even say it looks a little Polish

Why?

I don't think wet bathroom set up is known in Poland at all

[SAT 9,609]

Hold it!!!

Many, many, many funny wise cracks coming......

Lightning wits Steve to the rescue with comic relief.........

lets start with.........

[Caryh 5,206]

Why?

I don't think wet bathroom set up is known in Poland at all

This is American old style humor to call something different, strange or wrong Polish.

Example

[SAT 9,609]

Start with my favorite Czech gal

Fave city - Paris..one day I wanna go back ....I was taken by that place.

this kinda taken?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taken_%28film%29

And that's only after a year of employment if I understand correctly.

If I get knocked up this year, I am screwed.

No no Wack...You got that backwards......

first you are screwed....Then you are knocked up.....

uh no.

I ain't going to NYC for anything, sorry.

Your loss sucker

You're worth 9 mil?

Do you need a house cleaner?

And sorry to hear that things aren't going that well. I'm sure in time (however long that takes depends on the woman) she will come around.

Has she found a job yet?

See? I told ya the Skip was a rich geezer!!

so I'm somewhere between Boatman and you, in age.

Boatman young.....you guys old

This is American old style humor to call something different, strange or wrong Polish.

Example

How do they play Russian Roulette in Poland?

With an automatic

Edited March 25, 2014 by SteveAndTiff

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[SAT 9,609]

Can't tell you how many times I accidentally sprayed myself after being dry when I was in Kolea.

whadayamean? Like a cat spraying herself?

[Novembro 1,763]

yes steve just like that

[Caryh 5,206]

Polish Army out to stop Putin before we takes over Poland.

Hey guys putting two toilet plungers together does not make a lance. And who uses lances in battle any longer?

[SAT 9,609]

Here, in Poland you have 26 days of vacation.

And 1 year maternity leave with 80% of your wage or 6 months maternity leave with 100% of your wage.

But 13 of those vacation days are sundays?

And the other 13 are Saturdays

Well this just makes me want to cry.

I have unlimited days off

(Just wanted to make you cry some more, I missed it )

[Caryh 5,206]

whadayamean? Like a cat spraying herself?

Oh spraying! I read that she accidentally almost spayed herself.

[SAT 9,609]

Unfair!! US sucks so bad in terms of vacation benefits

no....your job sucks

My benefits are great man

Polish Army out to stop Putin before we takes over Poland.

Hey guys putting two toilet plungers together does not make a lance. And who uses lances in battle any longer?

this picture is very......Interesting.....

[Caryh 5,206]

this picture is very......Interesting.....

It is actually. Apparently its a historic recreation of old uniforms. Those lances still look like two plungers stuck together though. Oh and it looks like they're wearing batting helmets.

Edited March 25, 2014 by Caryh

[SAT 9,609]

They do lol

and they fought the Nazi Blitzkrieg like that

[SAT 9,609]

History lesson....

Benjamin Franklin !

Can be considered the person that set forth our hard working American ways.

Our work week was 7 to 4, 6 days. resting only on Sundays to worship.

[Caryh 5,206]

History lesson....

Benjamin Franklin !

Can be considered the person that set forth our hard working American ways.

Our work week was 7 to 4, 6 days. resting only on Sundays to worship.

We should take the marklar out a shoot him for that.