The Rainbow Rant (now with Unicorns)

[Caryh 5,206]

Why are you showing me pics of Sasquatch's hubs?

Just claim single and negative 5

That's Wacko's dog, which was actually a unicorn in disguise

[SAT 9,609]

1-Boy you all were busy. The unicorn reminds me of the rainbees my daughter invented. They are rainbow zombies, they puke rainbows. It must be pretty painful to puke a rainbow.

2-My oldest brought home some cold and was nice enough to give it to me. The only time that boy comes out of his room is when he's sick

1- I wonder if she got that idea from Spern whales? (no, not Buckwheat)...Google "Ambergris"

2- To give his cold to everyone else?

3- Stretch you gonna let Toothache get away with the fix? She conspired with Chuckie in the last thread.

[Caryh 5,206]

Boy you all were busy. The unicorn reminds me of the rainbees my daughter invented. They are rainbow zombies, they puke rainbows. It must be pretty painful to puke a rainbow.

My oldest brought home some cold and was nice enough to give it to me. The only time that boy comes out of his room is when he's sick

Send him to the woodshed to chop next winters wood supply!

When I was 15, I got caught drinking with my brother and best friends up at our vacation home. Old man made us chop and split wood for days on end. We were burning that wood for years afterwards.

[Ontarkie 14,346]

I got on and saw the report was just about to post and close the thread but Charles beat me to it. Must be a conspiracy

[SAT 9,609]

The fix is in!

[Ontarkie 14,346]

Send him to the woodshed to chop next winters wood supply!

When I was 15, I got caught drinking with my brother and best friends up at our vacation home. Old man made us chop and split wood for days on end. We were burning that wood for years afterwards.

The boy misses chopping wood. But I wouldn't need much wood for here not like back in Canada I would go through 25 cords easy there!

[Novembro 1,763]

Boy you all were busy. The unicorn reminds me of the rainbees my daughter invented. They are rainbow zombies, they puke rainbows. It must be pretty painful to puke a rainbow.

My oldest brought home some cold and was nice enough to give it to me. The only time that boy comes out of his room is when he's sick

You should give him a chore in return.

[SAT 9,609]

Send him to the woodshed to chop next winters wood supply!

When I was 15, I got caught drinking with my brother and best friends up at our vacation home. Old man made us chop and split wood for days on end. We were burning that wood for years afterwards.

and hence The Professor......

A- never drank again

B- Never chopped wood again

C- Never lit a fire again

D- chopped off his d*ck and never f*cked again

[Ontarkie 14,346]

He is cleaning the kitchen as we speak (type)

[SAT 9,609]

I got on and saw the report was just about to post and close the thread but Charles beat me to it. Must be a conspiracy

Not only did Chuck and Toothache deprive me of a "in before lock"

They deprived you of a thread closing !

[Ontarkie 14,346]

I know the nerve of them!

[Novembro 1,763]

He is cleaning the kitchen as we speak (type)

Can I borrow him?

Edit: to clean my kitchen I mean...

[SAT 9,609]

Can I borrow him?

Edit: to clean my kitchen I mean...

just get an anteater

[Novembro 1,763]

just get an anteater

I have two dogs, but they no do dishes and clean stove.

[SAT 9,609]

I have two dogs, but they no do dishes and clean stove.

they'll lick the dishes clean if you leave a little morsel on it....