The Rainbow Rant (now with Unicorns)

[Ontarkie 14,227]

Ok ate popcorn, raided my stash of Canadian chocolate bars and ate a Wunderbar. I guess I should go to sleep and try to tell myself I'm trying to lose weight not keep it on and hope tomorrow is better. Night thread

Hi T-Bone, Asia

[TBoneTX 45,309]

1. i am always a little eeked out thinking about a dirty carls jr wrapper lying around in the corners of tarklar's house

2. and he wonders why he has an ant infestation!

1. We (cat & daddy) play with the wadded-up clean outer wrapper, see ma'am.

2. Mrs. T-B. loves animals, and hormigas are animals, too, see ma'am.

I didn't want to embarrass you with all that praise.

A highly acceptable alternative is to worship the ground that we walk on, see man.

Someone needs to feed the Lady's pets.

See, KitKat man?

Edited April 10, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,309]

Next week is our 1 year anniversary in America!

Velkommen til Amerika, ja mann! Utenfor den regionale fora, bruk engelsk eksklusivt, oj tak.

required copulation schedules

Let's hear it for required copulation schedules, si man -- rah, rah, rah!

[TBoneTX 45,309]

is there such a thing as too much salad ?

Any salad is too much, si man. I did not claw my way atop the food chain to eat vegetables, no man.

[TBoneTX 45,309]

We are eating out, because I was so sick today from my allergies and still feel like #######, but also because we've got to go out and by drywall and stuff.

Kill two birds: order pork chops on drywall.

[TBoneTX 45,309]

Ok new baby problem the little guy keeps getting a handful of his own hair and pulls. Poor thing has no clue what he is doing just that it hurts

The little tuti-pie is exploring the big new world.

When Mini-B. was fascinated with opening & closing things (particularly doors), he once (gently) closed a drawer on his thumb and didn't understand why it hurt. The way he looked at me with his shocked, sad little eyes is something not to be forgotten, no man.

[TBoneTX 45,309]

1. Night thread

2. Hi T-Bone, Asia

1. Zzz, ma'am.

2. Yo. Mornin', Asia!

Crisis: I am well into the 200th page. Barring direction, I am sorely tempted to exercise the following unbridled power: Close this one, begin a new thread called "A HunnerdFiddy Rants," and let the title later be changed to taste.

I cannot stay up much later tonight, but if our Singapuras and Asia commit to the above, so let it be written, and so shall it be done, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,309]

On second thought: Punt, man. Had to play "wrappers" with cat, make remaining lunches for the week, scatter hormigas, brush cat, and otherwise prep for zzz, man. Horrifying yet intriguing thought: maybe Asia can start the thread, oj tak! (+1) Remember to insert The Rules of the Thread, see ma'am. Over & out, zzz man.

Edit: Have attained 25th place among all-time VJ posters. Look out, Brother D.!

Edited April 10, 2014 by TBoneTX

[Asia 2,498]

Morning!

[Asia 2,498]

Make him carry the grocery bags while you bike beside him

That would be the best way to go

[Asia 2,498]

On second thought: Punt, man. Had to play "wrappers" with cat, make remaining lunches for the week, scatter hormigas, brush cat, and otherwise prep for zzz, man. Horrifying yet intriguing thought: maybe Asia can start the thread, oj tak! (+1) Remember to insert The Rules of the Thread, see ma'am. Over & out, zzz man.

No, no... Too much responsibility!

[SAT 9,609]

Earth to Wacko, Niki, Asia......

Stand by to start new thread.....

[SAT 9,609]

1. Zzz, ma'am.

2. Yo. Mornin', Asia!

Crisis: I am well into the 200th page. Barring direction, I am sorely tempted to exercise the following unbridled power: Close this one, begin a new thread called "A HunnerdFiddy Rants," and let the title later be changed to taste.

I cannot stay up much later tonight, but if our Singapuras and Asia commit to the above, so let it be written, and so shall it be done, si man.

Hold your horses! you triumph- basking lunchroom monitor!

We waiting for Wacko

[kitthekat 1,317]

omg! got a salary increment at work today. i wasn't expecting it as there are limited credits to go around and with me leaving, i thought i'd be bottom of the list for sure. but, my bosses must have fought for it, so, yay! even if it only applies to my last paycheck, it's still a little something more than i expected.

[SAT 9,609]

omg! got a salary increment at work today. i wasn't expecting it as there are limited credits to go around and with me leaving, i thought i'd be bottom of the list for sure. but, my bosses must have fought for it, so, yay! even if it only applies to my last paycheck, it's still a little something more than i expected.

now treat us to something good