The Rainbow Rant (now with Unicorns)

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1. She's become a spoiled Americana.....

2. You'll know the transformation is complete when she ditches the rag on a stick.

1. Ciudada-NA America-NA (sigh man sigh man)...

2. She'll only ditch that for a maid, sigh man...

Edited April 4, 2014 by TBoneTX

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Interview: I don't know whether it went well or not...

We're all hoping for the best, si man. Whatever the result, things happen for a reason...

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Totally wrong idea in my head after reading an article on Vice about the legality of zoophilia in Denmark.

BBC NEWS

Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat

A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.

The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

Story from BBC NEWS:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/2/hi/africa/4748292.stm

Published: 2006/02/24 16:40:00 GMT

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I like Kat's version better, oink man.

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I still have issues with being irregular still....after 9 months....I am totally scared getting on the pill aka I havent...lol

sorry felt like sharing for some reason...

[pounds head into every nearby hard object] Not more female stuff, no man!

My wife can easily kill my 40 gallon unit

Mrs. T-B. must be an amateur, huh man; our 40-gal. unit does fabulously, whee man.

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I'm gonna go get a VC coffee

What's up with this Viet Cong coffee, huh man?

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friend of mine lives there. She would like me to come there for the weekend.

I haven't been to Toledo since 1982. Great east-west access, but not intra-Ohio otherwise, no man.

you can admit you ate Stevklar's meat

And floppy meat, too?

Once more....

J is beautiful, wonderful, and pleasant. She is smart and smells good. And speaks awesome English for a comrade. And her hubs does not deserve someone like her.

It was my pleasure to have met her.

Dude, these things might all be true, but are you feverish again?

She didn't look 13.

16 gets you 20, remember man...

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Sounds more dramatic when they name them.

Speaking of names, three of Mrs. T-B.'s pets -- the kitchen ants -- popped up today. They were Jorge, Raimundo, and Eduardo. Jorge asked, rather hesitantly, when they could expect good eatin' again. I told them that the delectable vittles should return in a couple of weeks. They looked at each other disappointedly and went back to their homes, sigh man.

oh no....ran out of plus 1s

With none for me, hmmmph man. And Asia is AWOL, oj tak...

Beer time

Generic store-brand diet sports-drink time

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1. I have a house full of sick ppl, everyone but the wee little guy is sick. I am praying he stays that way. I'm so happy we have 2 bathrooms, I could not imagine this bug with 1 bathroom.

2. And why is it when mommy is sick everyone still thinks she can do it all?

1. Sorry. Sick 2-year-olds (including husbands) are no fun, no man.

2. Because she can, si man.

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Ah -- Mrs. T-B. just e-mailed a selfie from some bar in her hometown. She looks, uh, under the influence. A bottle, shaped like one that beer comes in, has nothing on its label but "$Many." Sigh, man. Oh, well; at least I'm here 24/7 with the rubias, whee man.

a nap time and then more nap time.

Where were you when I was single, huh man?

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1. What's her face and I

2. are on a 3 way telephone call into USCIS , we've been on hold for 135 minutes almost.

Many. still, we're talking over the muzak to each other, so that's a plus.

1. Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy can be the same thing...

2. Sounds kinky... a 135-minute 3-way...

Many. But about what?

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1. It is a correct and running joke that Danish sounds like you have a potato in your mouth.

2. Norwegian is not as bouncy as Swedish, but it is a much bouncier and sharper language than Danish.

1. Like Carolinian-English isn't as dialect as much as it is a throat disease, suhee main...

2. Where does Finnish finish among these compatriot languages, huh man?

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Mrs. T-B. just e-mailed another selfie (actually, someone took the foto for her) of her eating something goopy off a stick, like a corn-dog, although it looks awful, ick man.

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He's come a long way since then, but he was a bit of a douche at the beginning.

Couldn't (Wouldn't) most -- if not all -- wives say this about their husbands, huh man?

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after a few painstaking hours of deliberation, we finally decided upon a restaurant for the ANN I VER SAAAARY.

After a few years of marriage, one might suggest that the other simply go find a hog-trough somewhere and leave one alone.

Glad this has sushi though!

I'm not within a couple of thousand miles of that place, and I'm not glad. Sushi = yuck.

Been feeling somewhat better, so far it looks like some 24h bug.

LPoP and unread, but I hope that you're feeling somewhat better, and that perhaps it's like some 24h bug, D ma'am.

a steakhouse that serves sushi...

...needs to dump the sushi or go out of business, barf man.

May be I shouldn't have taken Jada to an "All you can eat Ribs place"?

You're slowly earning some brownie points (not Bro D.'s brownies), si man.

And Steve is just as funny and witty in real life as he is here

, man

I love me a good real life conversion.

To what are you converting, or whom is being converted, huh man?

even bought some Gatorade

Nectar of the gods, si man.

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I got smoothie with algae...and what not. And then chia pudding

I have permanently lost my appetite, yuck man. Thank you for being the best diet-plan ever, whee man!

1. I'm going to sleep too. Goodnight you guys.

2. Spirulina?

1. Wimp (among Many), si man.

2. This sounds like something that contributes to infective endocarditis, vegetation man.

I'm off to bed too, night thread!

Everybody's a wimp, and nobody gave me a +1, which means that Asia's in trouble, oj tak.