The Rainbow Rant (now with Unicorns)

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But can a man have his wife caned for not having dinner ready on time? Thats the big question in my mind.

Thats just a joke mind you. But thanks for the informative answer. Its more than I expected actually and clears up a lot of rumors a person hears.

Did you just call our Jada a hooker?

Can a man cane his wife, period? (I learned that from the Taliban)

And...yes, yes she did!

[Caryh 5,206]

Cary, Merry- do you guys know any nice restaurants in Edina? We want to see a film there on Saturday but don't know any nice '1st anniversary' places to eat.

Our original plan was to do it in Uptown, but the Edina landmark is the only theater with Ernest & Celestine.

I so rarely get to that part of town, I just couldn't say. And with my wife here, its always some Asian food place now that we eat.

friend of mine lives there. She would like me to come there for the weekend. Help her clean up since her BF had a major leg surgery and maybe go out and cook something...

did not ! I just ate a fry, no meat and a half a pickle !

Oh come on now, you can admit you ate Stevklar's meat, we're all friends here ya know.

[JTB11 1,079]

Oh come on now, you can admit you ate Stevklar's meat, we're all friends here ya know.

speaking of meat...I dont think I cooked these vegan balls long enough...they are cold and not very good.

[SAT 9,609]

Bad professor! Professor bad!

Steve= gentleman

J = lady

Bad professor! Professor bad!

[JTB11 1,079]

thank you very much and please confirm....I don't look 12 at all....thank you.

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thank you very much and please confirm....I don't look 12 at all....thank you.

Oh but I already did....

Once more....

J is beautiful, wonderful, and pleasant. She is smart and smells good. And speaks awesome English for a comrade. And her hubs does not deserve someone like her.

It was my pleasure to have met her.

(Ok J, can I have my wallet back now?)

[JTB11 1,079]

Oh but I already did....

Once more....

J is beautiful, wonderful, and pleasant. She is smart and smells good. And speaks awesome English for a comrade. And her hubs does not deserve someone like her.

It was my pleasure to have met her.

(Ok J, can I have my wallet back now?)

[SAT 9,609]

And....If J needs our help in settling here. She'll be welcome in our home.

Oops...I erased that part by mistake....

Edited April 3, 2014 by SteveAndTiff

[JTB11 1,079]

And yes, Tiff knows that we met. She would have went if she could.

So would my husband...no wait...nevermind.

[Caryh 5,206]

Bad professor! Professor bad!

Steve= gentleman

J = lady

Bad professor! Professor bad!

Sure she's a lady, first she ate your meat and now she's eating some vegan's cold balls.

Oh but I already did....

Once more....

J is beautiful, wonderful, and pleasant. She is smart and smells good. And speaks awesome English for a comrade. And her hubs does not deserve someone like her.

It was my pleasure to have met her.

(Ok J, can I have my wallet back now?)

OK we don't doubt any of that, but does she look like 13 to 15 years old?

[JTB11 1,079]

Sure she's a lady, first she ate your meat and now she's eating some vegan's cold balls.

oh god lmao

OK we don't doubt any of that, but does she look like 13 to 15 years old?

exactly !

[SAT 9,609]

Sure she's a lady, first she ate your meat and now she's eating some vegan's cold balls.

OK we don't doubt any of that, but does she look like 13 to 15 years old?

She can't have any pudding if she doesn't eat the meat!

And yes, she can. But no. She didn't look 13.

You perv...

[SAT 9,609]

Oh I forgot to render my updates......

J is now safely back in Ohio, stop.

She is posting in the thread, stop.

These reports will now stop, stop...

Edited April 3, 2014 by SteveAndTiff

[JTB11 1,079]

[Caryh 5,206]

She can't have any pudding if she doesn't eat the meat!

And yes, she can. But no. She didn't look 13.

You perv...

Well you know I like them young, just look at how old my wife is, only 37!