The Rainbow Rant (now with Unicorns)

[JTB11 1,079]

my sister sure is a talker....1.5 hours....head spinning....it must be genetic. Sounds like me.

[Novembro 1,763]

JADA DID YOU GET THE JOB INQUIRING MINDS WISH TO KNOW

[Merrytooth 5,748]

i can still buy gum at the pharmacy, show my passport, sign the log book.

Right?

No need to show passport for buy chewing gums at pharmacy.

We normally buy boxes of chewing gums from Malaysia.

[JTB11 1,079]

JADA DID YOU GET THE JOB INQUIRING MINDS WISH TO KNOW

No clue yet Nov....what they said was "we are still following up with another person next week and intend to let you know within max 2 weeks, we expect to have someone here mid May"

[Novembro 1,763]

No clue yet Nov....what they said was "we are still following up with another person next week and intend to let you know within max 2 weeks, we expect to have someone here mid May"

Boo.

Well, you deserve it more than the other hooker.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

he pointed where my backpack was

ya I don't even....he was tired after the long bus ride you know...I understand so was I....

minirant: he is such a douchehole

I remember the first time I went to visit my husband I was taking a train from Copenhagen to Aarhus and didn't know enough about Danish culture to know that women had to ask to be helped, otherwise it was insulting for a man to offer. So finally after repeatedly trying to get my huge suitcase up above my head on the rack, some Russian guy came over to help. On the way back, the Dane actually got on the train with me and put it up before we departed. That is how I knew he was a keeper.

lol....

thanks. I came up with the idea of the manifold when I spliced the heater a few days ago.

The idea of separate waters heaters was also mine when the house was first built. There is also 2 central air units, and 2 heating systems.

My dad's house had the different systems too, so yah know, double the bill (well not quite double, but still more expensive than having one water heater).

Funny how that can work out. Get a nice bachelor pad and some woman moves in and takes over then spits out a kid to keep you on the line.

Yah, yah, we do that.

ya know I gotta give credit to ConEd...they're awesome here. It's rare that anyone ever loses power in Brooklyn. Last time was Sandy, and I wasn't affected. Before that was 2003. The great blackout. And we got power back in about 5 hours?

I remember the big blackout. It was after 9-11 and everyone was freaking out - must clean off store shelves of bread and water! This was in the days when you could actually run checkouts without computers and power.

I am nice normally But ain't no pushover.

I once left my husband at a bar because he refused to leave when I wanted to at 2am.

So I just drove home myself and he had to walk home drunk.

I used to leave my ex-husband places. In return, during a fight he left me at restaurant with no way to pay the bill. We had a really healthy relationship, can't you tell?

[SAT 9,609]

Oh caned for almost killing someone. Sounds fair.... not.

If death occurs.

That's manslaughter. Jail time.

Edited April 3, 2014 by SteveAndTiff

[SAT 9,609]

Boo.

Well, you deserve it more than the other hooker.

Yes, J is definitely a more highly qualified hooker

[Novembro 1,763]

Cary, Merry- do you guys know any nice restaurants in Edina? We want to see a film there on Saturday but don't know any nice '1st anniversary' places to eat.

Our original plan was to do it in Uptown, but the Edina landmark is the only theater with Ernest & Celestine.

[SAT 9,609]

I remember the first time I went to visit my husband I was taking a train from Copenhagen to Aarhus and didn't know enough about Danish culture to know that women had to ask to be helped, otherwise it was insulting for a man to offer. So finally after repeatedly trying to get my huge suitcase up above my head on the rack, some Russian guy came over to help. On the way back, the Dane actually got on the train with me and put it up before we departed. That is how I knew he was a keeper.

My dad's house had the different systems too, so yah know, double the bill (well not quite double, but still more expensive than having one water heater).

Yah, yah, we do that.

I remember the big blackout. It was after 9-11 and everyone was freaking out - must clean off store shelves of bread and water! This was in the days when you could actually run checkouts without computers and power.

I used to leave my ex-husband places. In return, during a fight he left me at restaurant with no way to pay the bill. We had a really healthy relationship, can't you tell?

Dutch is a good guy in my books....now, did he also sanitize the trains toilet for you before he got off?

The only thing lit up in NYC during that blackout was the big "verizon" sign on top of their building. Ya think that's good advertisement?

Your ex, no class....

[JTB11 1,079]

Yes, J is definitely a more highly qualified hooker

.....you are lucky we are still not sitting at lunch....

I used to leave my ex-husband places. In return, during a fight he left me at restaurant with no way to pay the bill. We had a really healthy relationship, can't you tell?

yes very healthy...just like mine..

[JTB11 1,079]

how is there no bus or train from Columbus to Toledo !

[SAT 9,609]

how is there no bus or train from Columbus to Toledo !

Why are you looking for a bus from Columbus to Toledo?

.....you are lucky we are still not sitting at lunch....

D

J are you gonna tell them the part where I had you in a headlock while trying to shove a burger in your mouth?

[JTB11 1,079]

Why are you looking for a bus from Columbus to Toledo?

J are you gonna tell them the part where I had you in a headlock while trying to shove a burger in your mouth?

friend of mine lives there. She would like me to come there for the weekend. Help her clean up since her BF had a major leg surgery and maybe go out and cook something...

did not ! I just ate a fry, no meat and a half a pickle !

[Caryh 5,206]

But can a man have his wife caned for not having dinner ready on time? Thats the big question in my mind.

Thats just a joke mind you. But thanks for the informative answer. Its more than I expected actually and clears up a lot of rumors a person hears.

You are misinformed.

Offences punishable by caning

Singaporean law allows caning to be ordered for over 30 offences, including hostage-taking / kidnapping, robbery, gang robbery with murder, drug abuse, vandalism, rioting, sexual abuse (molest), and unlawful possession of weapons.

Caning is also a mandatory punishment for certain offences such as rape, drug trafficking, drunk driving, illegal money-lending, and for visiting foreigners who overstay their visa by more than 90 days (a measure designed to deter illegal immigrant workers).

While most caning offences were inherited from British law, the Vandalism Act was only introduced after independence in 1966, in what has been argued to be an attempt to suppress an opposition party. Vandalism was originally prohibited by the Minor Offences Act, which made it punishable by a fine of up to S$50 and/or a week in jail, but did not permit caning.

Contrary to what has sometimes been misreported, the importation of chewing gum is subject only to fines; it is not and has never been an offence punishable by caning.

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I think caning for those serious offences sound fair to me.

Boo.

Well, you deserve it more than the other hooker.

Did you just call our Jada a hooker?