The Rainbow Rant (now with Unicorns)

[Caryh 5,206]

well, I wasn't the electrician. But yes, there's a switch for that....

This house was a custom built, not a builder's choice. I designed it.....

(as a bachelor pad )

Funny how that can work out. Get a nice bachelor pad and some woman moves in and takes over then spits out a kid to keep you on the line.

[SAT 9,609]

But if it does, you're all set.

ya know I gotta give credit to ConEd...they're awesome here. It's rare that anyone ever loses power in Brooklyn. Last time was Sandy, and I wasn't affected. Before that was 2003. The great blackout. And we got power back in about 5 hours?

Funny how that can work out. Get a nice bachelor pad and some woman moves in and takes over then spits out a kid to keep you on the line.

oh you had no idea....but it wasn't Tiff at first....it was Amy....

[Merrytooth 5,748]

now now Toothache....be nice lol

I am nice normally But ain't no pushover.

I once left my husband at a bar because he refused to leave when I wanted to at 2am.

So I just drove home myself and he had to walk home drunk.

[SAT 9,609]

I am nice normally But ain't no pushover.

I once left my husband at a bar because he refused to leave when I wanted to at 2am.

So I just drove home myself and he had to walk home drunk.

Singapora chicks scare me.....

[Caryh 5,206]

ya know I gotta give credit to ConEd...they're awesome here. It's rare that anyone ever loses power in Brooklyn. Last time was Sandy, and I wasn't affected. Before that was 2003. The great blackout. And we got power back in about 5 hours?

oh you had no idea....but it wasn't Tiff at first....it was Amy....

Now that you have the man cave, you can invite Amy back for when Tiff isn't in the mood.

I am nice normally But ain't no pushover.

I once left my husband at a bar because he refused to leave when I wanted to at 2am.

So I just drove home myself and he had to walk home drunk.

Don't they cane people in Singapore for being drunk in public?

[SAT 9,609]

Now that you have the man cave, you can invite Amy back for when Tiff isn't in the mood.

na......she's short and fat with 3 kids now

[Caryh 5,206]

na......she's short and fat with 3 kids now

Then maybe the train chick, or was that Amy?

[SAT 9,609]

Then maybe the train chick, or was that Amy?

the train chick is in Nevada

i left her there on the return

ok...I'm gonna go get a VC coffee and go to work.....

[Caryh 5,206]

the train chick is in Nevada

i left her there on the return

ok...I'm gonna go get a VC coffee and go to work.....

You sold her off to the Lost Wages pimps to cover your gambling debts, didn't you?

[Merrytooth 5,748]

Singapora chicks scare me.....

We are not some hapless meek kittens.

Don't they cane people in Singapore for being drunk in public?

No caning for disorderly conduct in public. But one could get caned up to 6 strokes for causing serious injury or death of another person while drink-driving.

[NikLR 13,227]

Oh caned for almost killing someone. Sounds fair.... not.

[Caryh 5,206]

Oh caned for almost killing someone. Sounds fair.... not.

Not harsh enough you mean?

I've heard you can get caned for spitting on the sidewalk too, or peeing in public.

[Merrytooth 5,748]

You are misinformed.

Offences punishable by caning

Singaporean law allows caning to be ordered for over 30 offences, including hostage-taking / kidnapping, robbery, gang robbery with murder, drug abuse, vandalism, rioting, sexual abuse (molest), and unlawful possession of weapons.

Caning is also a mandatory punishment for certain offences such as rape, drug trafficking, drunk driving, illegal money-lending, and for visiting foreigners who overstay their visa by more than 90 days (a measure designed to deter illegal immigrant workers).

While most caning offences were inherited from British law, the Vandalism Act was only introduced after independence in 1966, in what has been argued to be an attempt to suppress an opposition party. Vandalism was originally prohibited by the Minor Offences Act, which made it punishable by a fine of up to S$50 and/or a week in jail, but did not permit caning.

Contrary to what has sometimes been misreported, the importation of chewing gum is subject only to fines; it is not and has never been an offence punishable by caning.

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I think caning for those serious offences sound fair to me.

Edited April 3, 2014 by Merrytooth

[Novembro 1,763]

I am nice normally But ain't no pushover.

I once left my husband at a bar because he refused to leave when I wanted to at 2am.

So I just drove home myself and he had to walk home drunk.

I like you.

[Darnell 8,478]

i can still buy gum at the pharmacy, show my passport, sign the log book.

Right?