The Rainbow Rant (now with Unicorns)

[Caryh 5,206]

Have a pork bun then.

with floppy meat?

[SAT 9,609]

Well who doesn't? I mean even the Danes are saying Danes need to leave the country to get laid.

Them Dane chicks must be tighter than Tarklar's wallet in a vise

Have a pork bun then.

Mmmm....pork bun.....

for the record, I'm the first man in the history of mankind to have gotten Jada to sample meat!

+1 for the coffee statement!

You brown-oner......

[Caryh 5,206]

Or Steve into mine. LOL! I did marry a half Asian the first time, if you consider Filipinos Asian that is.

I told the Dane we should get my ex to be the donor so at least the kiddos would be full blooded siblings, but he said no.

Filipinos are kinda Asian. Kinda not to, so I get your meaning.

[NikLR 13,227]

Or Steve into mine. LOL! I did marry a half Asian the first time, if you consider Filipinos Asian that is.

I told the Dane we should get my ex to be the donor so at least the kiddos would be full blooded siblings, but he said no.

I can't say I blame him. My husband looks at me like I've grown a third eye whenever I have to mention my ex. LOL

[SAT 9,609]

Or Steve into mine. LOL!

what.... I'm into freaky dominatrix chicks.....

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Them Dane chicks must be tighter than Tarklar's wallet in a vise

Mmmm....pork bun.....

for the record, I'm the first man in the history of mankind to have gotten Jada to sample meat!

You brown-oner......

No, definitely not.

Well, she's got to get meat from some man. Yah know, for her health.

Have a pork bun then.

They do have more pigs than people in Denmark.

[SAT 9,609]

They do have more pigs than people in Denmark.

And chicken

Actually, so do we.....

[Caryh 5,206]

1 Them Dane chicks must be tighter than Tarklar's wallet in a vise

Mmmm....pork bun.....

2 for the record, I'm the first man in the history of mankind to have gotten Jada to sample meat!

3 You brown-oner......

1 Or Dane men are too floppy

2 Midget Chinese Fishman meat?

3 For lord's sake it coffee! Do not take coffee's name in vain I tell ya!

[SAT 9,609]

need....VC....coffee.....Stop.

I can't say I blame him. My husband looks at me like I've grown a third eye whenever I have to mention my ex. LOL

Bad Niki !

and yes, you can't blame me for not being into Trophie types.... too bossy....

Well, she's got to get meat from some man. Yah know, for her health.

I force fed her a big fat greasy hamburger at lunch.....

Edited April 2, 2014 by SteveAndTiff

[NikLR 13,227]

I'm sure she enjoyed it.

[SAT 9,609]

ah my water heater has arrived

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

1 Or Dane men are too floppy

I wish, I wish.

For someone who has been with Scandinavians almost half of their life, I'm still kind of hoping that things were a little more gentle.

what.... I'm into freaky dominatrix chicks.....

And I'm into dom guys.

I can't say I blame him. My husband looks at me like I've grown a third eye whenever I have to mention my ex. LOL

Yeah, it was the donor part that seemed to do it. He thinks nothing of my ex-husband and has even spoken to my ex inlaws on skype, so that isnøt such a big deal. The Swede he will hear nothing of and now that he is back, I am forbidden from seeing his sister either! I get it, though.

[Caryh 5,206]

1 need....VC....coffee.....Stop.

2 I force fed her a big fat greasy hamburger at lunch.....

1 no coffee for you, VC or otherwise for taking coffee's name in vain.

2 did she actually eat the whole thing?

[SAT 9,609]

1 no coffee for you, VC or otherwise for taking coffee's name in vain.

2 did she actually eat the whole thing?

1- VC coffee being delivered by Tiff good cousin, who will also help me install water heater.

2- did who eat what.....

Just received machine gun text.....

[Merrytooth 5,748]

Did you really meet up with Jada and hub?