The Rainbow Rant (now with Unicorns)

[Novembro 1,763]

We mailed off Juna's ROC application yesterday. Hoping for a fast positive result with no interview. I thought the AOS was a big package, this one was even bigger. Its my curse to always have a big package I think.

i really have no desire to #### with this

[Caryh 5,206]

watch out for them "Juna's Hemlock Cookies"

a tech told me that wireless charging will be available in the form of a new case.

because.....

Singapuras require housemaids

gotta go......

Singapuras scare me....

Said case will be 12x12x3" and weight 4 lbs.

Then you marry the maids and left the Singapurras waste away to old maidhood.

i really have no desire to #### with this

[Merrytooth 5,748]

You mean there are wives who can't cook??? But why would a man marry them?

House Husband is very trending now

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

You mean there are wives who can't cook??? But why would a man marry them?

You really have no idea?

[Caryh 5,206]

The best way to keep a man happy has been know for a long time.

http://dangerouslee.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/keep-a-man-happy.jpg

House Husband is very trending now

[Caryh 5,206]

You really have no idea?

I actually have a pretty good idea.

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/doing-household-chores-may-mean-less-sex-for-married-men/

Does the sight of men doing traditional female chores turn women off? A new study suggests that the more time men spend on household tasks, the less sex they have.

"Our findings suggest the importance of socialized gender roles for sexual frequency in heterosexual marriage," lead author Sabino Kornrich, junior researcher at the Center for Advanced Studies at the Juan March Institute in Madrid, said in a press release. "Couples in which men participate more in housework typically done by women report having sex less frequently. Similarly, couples in which men participate more in traditionally masculine tasks -- such as yard work, paying bills, and auto maintenance -- report higher sexual frequency.

[Novembro 1,763]

I've never understood women who say they can't cook. Hamburger Helper exists.

[Caryh 5,206]

I've never understood women who say they can't cook. Hamburger Helper exists.

mmmmm hamburger helper.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

I've never understood women who say they can't cook. Hamburger Helper exists.

Yes, it does.

No, I won't eat it. For the same amount of effort you can just make spaghetti bolognese or just a seasoned meat and tomato sauce.

[Novembro 1,763]

Yes, it does.

No, I won't eat it. For the same amount of effort you can just make spaghetti bolognese or just a seasoned meat and tomato sauce.

Yeah but that involves higher thought than women who "don't know how to cook" are capable of.

[Caryh 5,206]

Yeah but that involves higher thought than women who "don't know how to cook" are capable of.

Woman who don't cook - I've had the water on the stove for an hour and its still not boiling

Husband - thats the dishwasher honey

[Novembro 1,763]

Woman who don't cook - I've had the water on the stove for an hour and its still not boiling

Husband - thats the dishwasher honey

I don't make this mistake on my stove, as it is gas and it's obviously easier to tell, but I usually turn on the wrong burner and leave it going...until I realize my water isn't boiling and I'm dumb.

[Caryh 5,206]

I don't make this mistake on my stove, as it is gas and it's obviously easier to tell, but I usually turn on the wrong burner and leave it going...until I realize my water isn't boiling and I'm dumb.

I've got an electric stove, so its easy to miss you've turned on the wrong burner. When I had gas, I always looked at the flame to see I had set it how I wanted it.

[Novembro 1,763]

Exactly.

On a different note- the state's computer system is borked and everyone is having a meltdown.

[Caryh 5,206]

Exactly.

On a different note- the state's computer system is borked and everyone is having a meltdown.

You mean there's times when the state's computer system isn't borked?