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mawilson   2,133

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There's some bad news today for those of you dreaming that you might one day

enjoy a roll in the hay with highly-talented video star Paris Hilton: the hotel heiress

has declined an offer to have a sex doll made in her image.

An outraged Hilton said: "I turn down perverted things, some sex things. Like a

Paris Hilton blow-up doll ... They were like, 'They'll sell for $50,000 each, it'll be

the real-life you.' And I'm like, 'I really don't want a real-life me with anyone,

anywhere. No!'"

At $50k a pop, we can only assume that the proposed sex machine would have

been a fully-functioning cyberminx, ready and willing to perform for the cameras

in One Night in RoboParis. Sadly, we'll never know.

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yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!! :dance:

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ummmmm, maybe she does have an ounce of class afterall. :rolleyes:

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"I turn down perverted things, some sex things..."

But I will film myself having sex and 'accidentally' release it to the public. :blink:

Paris Hilton is a no-talent #######. I wish she would release her 'snuff film' instead. I could say much worse but I better stop now.

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wait a effing minute..you mean that my back order is not going to be honored..damn that hilton ####### :P

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wait a effing minute..you mean that my back order is not going to be honored..damn that hilton ####### :P

:lol:

But really, I don't see the point of a $50,000 Paris Hilton Blow-Up doll -- chances are, if you had that much money to spend, you could just get her to actually have the sex with you.

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But really, I don't see the point of a $50,000 Paris Hilton Blow-Up doll -- chances are, if you had that much money to spend, you could just get her to actually have the sex with you.

$50,000 is chump change for an heiress to the Hilton fortune and a Holywood celeb.

As the adage goes...we know what she is...all we have to do is to negotiate the price. ;)

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What I think is great about this story is that really, who do they ever ask to be models for those blow up dolls - but PORN STARS!! Yeah, it is nice to know that someone other than me thinks that is the category should she be in!! No talent ho

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