Rant of the Plnk Ranger

[Caryh 5,206]

I can strap her down....she might even like it....getting the turkey down her throat is the hard part....

Jada must weight about 67 lbs wet....

Make it a smoothy and pour it down.

[SAT 9,609]

ah March. Tis the season of dog training, so jada can re-estabish dominance over another species without bloodshed. Always a morale-boosting thing.

By way of using a 40,000 volt doggie training collar

[JTB11 1,079]

You paper eating lettuce munching yogurt sipping flax seed popping pasture grazing anemian.....

[Caryh 5,206]

excuse you...67 lbs.... I am phat now...need be on diet for 2 months to get back to the normal me.

Now, off me or I strap you down and feed you lettuce and almond milk.

Subject change: dogs are snoring.

Envisioning a 67 lbs Jada milking and almond as the dogs snore nearby.

[JTB11 1,079]

Make it a smoothy and pour it down.

gross. oh so gross....yuck.

Envisioning a 67 lbs Jada milking and almond as the dogs snore nearby.

I swear to god....

[SAT 9,609]

Turducken smoothly yum yum....

[Caryh 5,206]

gross. oh so gross....yuck.

Thats my thought of many of the smoothies I see getting posted on FB pretty much daily.

[SAT 9,609]

I need for Asia to come visit with 40 kg genuine polish kielbasa to shove down jada throat....

[Caryh 5,206]

gross. oh so gross....yuck.

I swear to god....

Don't be swearing at the great furry one, sure he might deserve it at times, but what has he done to you lately?

[SAT 9,609]

Niki, look at what Cary's people do!!

http://nypost.com/2014/03/11/inside-the-brutal-world-of-horse-fighting/#1

[Caryh 5,206]

I need for Asia to come visit with 40 kg genuine polish kielbasa to shove down jada throat....

I didn't think Asia came equipped with a kielbasa

[SAT 9,609]

I didn't think Asia came equipped with a kielbasa

All polish women carry kielbasa in their luggage!

[JTB11 1,079]

Niki, look at what Cary's people do!!

http://nypost.com/2014/03/11/inside-the-brutal-world-of-horse-fighting/#1

omg........

[Caryh 5,206]

Niki, look at what Cary's people do!!

http://nypost.com/2014/03/11/inside-the-brutal-world-of-horse-fighting/#1

and don't forget the chickens or the spiders to.

Those guys are wimps, there's not supposed to be a fence around the horses. Half the fun is dodging horny stallions trying to kick each other's butts to get the mare.

Edited March 13, 2014 by Caryh

[JTB11 1,079]

Turducken smoothly yum yum....

don't worry...you can share one with me dear.